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asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:34 PM

how did you find out she ****ed all those guys
[I]
Kyle, I need to tell you something, I ****ed 15 guys this year[/I]

Ulthwe 07-02-2009 10:36 PM

looks like a dirty hippy!

Si1v3RfaNg 07-02-2009 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339563]how did you find out she ****ed all those guys
[I]
Kyle, I need to tell you something, I ****ed 15 guys this year[/I][/QUOTE]

My best friend whom she cheated on twice (thats two right there) went crazy when he found out she cheated, and pretty much talked to a bunch of people about it... slowly revealing all of the others she had a fun time with.

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339563]how did you find out she ****ed all those guys
[I]
Kyle, I need to tell you something, I ****ed 15 guys this year[/I][/QUOTE]

:lol:

"Don't even get me started on [I]last[/I] year..."

nevertoolate 07-02-2009 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=rasputin;17339540]yeah i cant talk the girl im ****ing right now doesn't have much going for her except a small frame and a shaved pussy[/QUOTE]

thats all a man ever needs

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:37 PM

does she have any stds? If not go for it tbh
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339570]:lol:

"Don't even get me started on [I]last[/I] year..."[/QUOTE]

lawl

Si1v3RfaNg 07-02-2009 10:38 PM

No I don't think she does.

nevertoolate 07-02-2009 10:39 PM

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339557]do you have a foot fetish?

people who do creep me out tbh[/QUOTE]

jus relates to a convo on the fave body part thread thats all.

Tyler 07-02-2009 10:40 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17339558]lol shes on a beach... that might be why. She's also a dancer, and that assumabely does damage to your feet.[/QUOTE]

assumabely

Ulthwe 07-02-2009 10:40 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17339577]No I don't think she does.[/QUOTE]

have you asked her?

how can you be sure man!

Si1v3RfaNg 07-02-2009 10:40 PM

lol

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:41 PM

[I]hey, its me Kyle

uhh...do you have genital warts???[/I]

[I]Do you like Slayer?[/I]

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:41 PM

Kyle, just bang her. Like I said earlier, you probably won't be able to do much better. Just make sure she doesn't have any VDs.

EDIT @ adb: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ulthwe 07-02-2009 10:42 PM

Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:42 PM

just remembered that South Park w/ the hippies

forgot they hate Slayer

Si1v3RfaNg 07-02-2009 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17339590]Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.[/QUOTE]

Nah dude it's a pretty sure thing... and btw nice avatar. :thumb:

Iluvatar 07-02-2009 10:43 PM

I just got a call from a super hottie who lives 2 hours from me asking me to come over to drunk **** GODDAMNIT

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Ulthwe;17339590]Honestly idk she might she can't be that picky having f[B]u[/B]cked 15 guys and showing interest in Silverfang.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha.

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339596]I just got a call from a super hottie who lives 2 hours from me asking me to come over to drunk **** GODDAMNIT[/QUOTE]

better get movin'

rasputin 07-02-2009 10:47 PM

yeah John pack your bags and hit the road

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:48 PM

Chicks always get really freaky when they are drunk. Freaky sex is luscious.

Iluvatar 07-02-2009 10:49 PM

whatever im gonna sit here and read harry potter 6 **** that GOTTA BE FAITHFUL

Hollerdaddycaust 07-02-2009 10:50 PM

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17339557]do you have a foot fetish?

people who do creep me out tbh[/QUOTE]

foot fetish is alright but theres several variations of the foot fetish like the dirty foot fetish or the pedal pumping foot fetish which are a little more deeply buried psychologically

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69gPC1vE4fg

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:54 PM

Foot fetishes are weird. I mean, I like nice feet but I would never ask my girl to jerk me off with her feet or ask her if I can cum on her feet, that **** is weird as hell.

nevertoolate 07-02-2009 10:56 PM

yeah who'd wanna do that????

*runs away quickly*

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:56 PM

I'll never look at you the same way
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17339627]Foot fetishes are weird. I mean, I like nice feet but I would never ask my girl to jerk me off with her feet or ask her if I can cum on her feet, that **** is weird as hell.[/QUOTE]

pretty much. If I see a animal photographs with foot jobs I skip ahead immediately or close it

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 10:58 PM

I thought it was pretty weird when she asked me to rub lube on her boobs and tit **** her. I have no idea but that weirded me out. I'm totally OK with ****ing her in the *** but that was pretty weird to me tbh.

asSi1v3RfaNgsburn 07-02-2009 10:59 PM

wtf I hate you

Iluvatar 07-02-2009 11:02 PM

your asian chick has boobs big enough to **** weird

RetiredAt21 07-02-2009 11:03 PM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17339640]your asian chick has boobs big enough to **** weird[/QUOTE]

34 C's, brah. Not all Asian chicks are flat chested, big misconception.


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