I still refuse to forgive Will Smith for his product-placement laden treatment of Asimov's [i]I, Robot[/i].

The (original) Men in Black was pretty awesome though.

Yeah Asimov is a badass (Nightfall anyone?) and making his stories into films requires a lot of attention to detail which I, Robot clearly lacked.

[QUOTE=Daven;15866657]I Am Legend's ending ****ing sucks.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I saw it and was like wtf that's it :-/

[QUOTE=ICB;15866758]I agree. I saw it and was like wtf that's it :-/[/QUOTE]

They should have at least kind of explained what happened beyond that, but they just expect you to assume that they cured the diseased people...

I really wanted everyone to die in the end of I Am Legend

I would've been down for a Sopranos-type ending where the screen cut black right after he dies then it says in big bold font "READ THE BOOK, FA[size=2]G[/size]GOT"

Just saw Cloverfield. Here's my review.

[size=3][b]Cloverfield: The Review[/b][/size]

Cloverfield: holy sh[size=2]i[/size]t!

I thought Cloverfield looked kinda lame, I might go see it.

It looks awesome you ****ing **** ****er **** ****it

What I liked about it was that there were no f[size=2]u[/size]cking answers!

What is the Cloverfield monster?
Good question. You see it, and the characters guess at it a few times, but nobody knows.

Where did it come from?
See above.

What happened to the chick who got bit?
My friend Greg and I have about 4 different theories running right now.

The movie raised so many questions and didn't answer any of them. Rather Romero-esque actually.

It is explained a little bit by the production notes.

A little bit.

the biggest question left unanswered is what happened to natalie imbruglia's career lol zing

She went on to have success in the UK and nowhere else.

but Torn still rules.

Okay then.

Isn't she acting now?

I'd still **** the hell outta her

She is trying to act, but she still has a music career and plans to release something in the next year or two.

She released a set of singles last year called "Glorious" which was quite good.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15866890]It is explained a little bit by the production notes.

A little bit.[/QUOTE]

Then I have no interest in reading it. The mystery is much more appealling.

It really only tells you the tiniest little detail about the monster really.

I was kind of hoping the movie would explain more tbh.

Yea but that kind of makes it better in some way. The characters had no way to find out about the monster. But when it ended I realized how much wasn't shed. They could explain it in a sequel or something

Sup guys. I am tired from drinking till late last night

[QUOTE=Silenius;15866718]Yeah Asimov is a badass (Nightfall anyone?) and making his stories into films requires a lot of attention to detail which I, Robot clearly lacked.[/QUOTE]

I dunno. The ethical message of [i]I, Robot[/i] was really pretty simple and powerful. I'm pretty sure Asimov's Laws of Robotics are taught as part of the cirriculum in some university-level robotics courses.

If I were the director, I wouldn't have buried that under a load of CGI faggоtry that had very little relation to the actual stories. It's like they went out of their way to fuсk it up. If you ever saw how I reacted to the bullshіt about Aragorn falling over the edge of a cliff in [i]The Two Towers[/i] (gaaaaay), you can pretty much infer what I thought of [i]I, Robot[/i] the movie. It sucked the gay right out of Liberace's anus.

I enjoyed I, Robot. Sure, they could have done a better job with it, but the acting was solid.

It was full of really gay 'droids that made C3P0 look like Sigurd.

That is true. The robots' BAMF factor was probably lower than Billy Joel mating with a flower.

sup thread

just finished watching Boys N The Hood, christ what a good movie, although I can't relate to it in any way

Jacked Up is the best gangsta' movie I've ever seen.

Boyz N The Hood is way more than just a gangsta movie

Oh ok Steve.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future;15867101]That is true. The robots' BAMF factor was probably lower than Billy Joel mating with a flower.[/QUOTE]

+1 in reputation for that remark.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15867038]It's like they went out of their way to fuсk it up. If you ever saw how I reacted to the bullshіt about Aragorn falling over the edge of a cliff in [i]The Two Towers[/i] (gaaaaay)[/QUOTE]

wtf is wrong with you

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15866518]Is Cloverfield worth walking 5 miles to go see (for free at least).

My car's brakes aren't working right and no one I know wants to go see it.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm... If you don't got anything else better to do. Yeah. It's an awesome movie.

I watched Dead Man Walking tonight, that was pretty gangster.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15867381]wtf is wrong with you[/QUOTE]

They took a steaming shіt on the book in [i]The Two Towers[/i]. Making Legolas an 'Xtreme Sk8bord Warrior' was also pretty annoying. In spite of that, I still love [i]The Two Towers[/i] because of the Rohirrim; they make me feel like saying stuff like "The Muster of Rohan was a fun hobby army until Hellhammer and Dead joined." Also, Miranda Otto == boners.

The skateboarding bit was a little silly, but it's ONE 3 second piece in a 3 hour film.

The LOTR films are brilliant, especially the extended ones.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15867436]The skateboarding bit was a little silly, but it's ONE 3 second piece in a 3 hour film.

The LOTR films are brilliant, especially the extended ones.[/QUOTE]

I agree, the charge of the Rohirrim at Pelennor Fields gave me a surging erection, but wtf was with the Witch-King of Angmar breaking Gandalf's staff in RotK?

What's wrong with that?

Also earlier he said "I will break him" and that would do it, effectively cripple him magically until he could aquire another one.

nerds

mos def nerds itt.

so i got drunk last night and fingered some bitch in the toilets. Oh yeah classy as usual

sweet, man.

i got high some days ago and i ****ed a friend in the anus :) classy