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rutgers is crushing
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lol ucf
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just got home from a party where they were going to watch elf
instead i played billiards and made $25 then went outside and smoked a clip with a cute azn girl good night was good |
pardon my dumbness
but what's a clip |
[QUOTE]just got home from a party where they were going to watch elf[/QUOTE]
this, in a single line, expresses everything you will ever need to know about timjim |
its a teeny tiny joint
@deth idc it was hosted by a white chick with the curves of a black chick |
[QUOTE=Deth;17706828]this, in a single line, expresses everything you will ever need to know about timjim[/QUOTE]
loooooool elf is a good movie tbh |
http://tinychat.com/rmx
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[QUOTE]idc it was hosted by a white chick with the curves of a black chick[/QUOTE]
and it continues |
lol
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[QUOTE]Hey what's up Deth and fellow posters, I went to this wild a$$ party last night. I totally impressed this chick by playing Adams Song on accustic guitar, she totally thought I was on the warp tour. She said I really turned her on when I got into this heated argument with this 7teen yr old that was saying how great Obama was, I was like bro, you don't know shlt. He got hella scared because I was looking him in the eyes when I said it. So anyway I had a few Mikes Hard Lemonaids with the girls and we got totally wasted. She asked if I wanted to make out and I said yes. Needless to say, my new nickname is The Tongue Bandit. After that I really had to pee so I was peeing in the bathroom and I wasen't holding my willy and it started flopping everywhere and I peed all over the floor. When the next guy went in he was like someone peed all over the floor. I put out my thumb and was like it was probably that guy, I looked really cool. Anyway this girl wants me to take her out soon and her Dad wants to meet me. Things are starting to get serious. Why is life so good?[/QUOTE]
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im kind of dizzy from driving
i slid all over the sub and almost hit a tree |
why [I]is[/I] life so good
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http://tinychat.com/rmx
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no chatting for me
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[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5852461[/url]
not my best work but w/e |
it's solid for sure.
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thats what she said
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HA HA HAAA
..nubby nubkins |
i bought Demigod for $20 at Walmart today
almost done installing it i hope its good |
[IMG]http://www.musicdirect.com/shared/images/products/large/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-s.jpg[/IMG]
should i get this for christmas i can use it to look really cool at community college |
[QUOTE=TimJim;17706898]i bought Demigod for $20 at Walmart today
almost done installing it i hope its good[/QUOTE] game? |
[QUOTE=Jaundice;17706905][IMG]http://www.musicdirect.com/shared/images/products/large/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-s.jpg[/IMG]
should i get this for christmas i can use it to look really cool at community college[/QUOTE] just carry around a copy of the vinyl everywhere you go if you wanna look really cool |
yeah dude that's what I do
sometimes people stop me at coffee shops "excuse me, is that Neutral Milk Hotel on vinyl?" they'll ask. and I respond, "stay back unwashed heathen!" |
I should walk around with Jeffrey Mangum and use him as a wingman
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[QUOTE=Jaundice;17706905][IMG]http://www.musicdirect.com/shared/images/products/large/in-the-aeroplane-over-the-s.jpg[/IMG]
should i get this for christmas i can use it to look really cool at community college[/QUOTE] heil |
i walk into coffee shops and announce to the patrons what i am listening to and everybody is like whoa thats so indie
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Dammit, now I have to stop listening to Katy Perry and have to listen to that
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i walk into coffee shops and im like lol why so many macbooks
and then i leave because i remember that I don't have any money |
stealing coffee is fun for like two weeks
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i stole coffee from burger king once
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how do you steal coffee
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im pretty sure they handed me a cup when i didn't pay for a drink
filled it up with coffee |
burger king has coffee?
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yeah
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just like everywhere else other than taco bell probably
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it's subpar
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really? is it? really?
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[QUOTE=Jaundice;17706941]im pretty sure they handed me a cup when i didn't pay for a drink
filled it up with coffee[/QUOTE] all the places here keep the coffee behind the counter :/ |
played mw2 for the first time
mehcity as expected |
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