[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18210246]yeah and make it kind of vague whether its just tape hiss or if it's meant to be interpreted musically[/QUOTE]

backed hard

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18210243]arent you too old to still live with your leftist hippie mom[/QUOTE]

tbh i'd rather stay at home and save money then pay extortionate amounts of rent just to have a little bit of independence.

I moved out of home once and it was cool but I learnt my lesson about living above my means, if I want to break out of this lower middle class hellhole someday gotta make some sacrifices in the meantime.

that riff would probably be more badass if you removed that rise at the end of it

yeah fucking around with distortion filters, I sort of like the way it sounds on it's own but not really in the context of the song I agree

what kind of vocals were you thinking of anyway? growling? screaming?

lo-fi BM screeching idk if you would class it as either

probably beyond my abilities

just put the microphone really close to your mouth and exhale

run it through an overdrive pedal

shit will be maaaaad screechy

get mappy to do some oli sykes worship on it

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKoYWpH00bg[/url]

I want to make this sort of thing I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to make lo-fi BM work

lol i love reading youtube comments

like compare that to say Satanic Destroyer

[url]http://www.smellthestench.net/sts-net109-satanicdestroyer-corruption-052407/sts-net109-satanicdestroyer-corruption-052407.zip[/url]

get your mom to help you with the vocals that would be fucking krieg. once you get it lo-fi enough everyone sounds like the devil

record it through a tape player that will give you some good shit quality stuff

my mum sang these black metal vox. they are womenly grim as fuck

record all your stuff with only one mic inside of a trash can inside a tunnel, and use sixteen two track machines from 1957 synced together with a stopwatch and some telephone cord as a multitrack.

nah use a rat corpse.

a thrash can

lolllll

no you should have left it in it was better that way

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210365]a thrash can[/QUOTE]

you can call it

Meatrezorkre

I should make a band called thrash can. we could be a trash metal band. edit: oh wait I used the trash metal joke already with my previous band. dang.

bm recorded in a virgins cuuuuunt

bloody virgins cunt

the blood doesnt matter you cant hear blood

gargle goats blood while screaming and play one note the entire song

This is my thrash can. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My thrash can is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18210377]the blood doesnt matter you cant hear blood[/QUOTE]

yeah but the blood makes it more grim in theory

release it as proprietary binary only software made for the Apple II to be kvlt

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18210384]release it as proprietary binary only software made for the Apple II to be kvlt[/QUOTE]

:lol:

play a live show in the basement of an abandoned coking factory on the cusp of imminent collapse

this: [url]http://www.nrk.no/p3tv/lydverket-spanderer-haust/[/url] is the only way to ever do a gig if you are truly black metal. take it from a Norwegian band.

Lol

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18210402]this: [url]http://www.nrk.no/p3tv/lydverket-spanderer-haust/[/url] is the only way to ever do a gig if you are truly black metal. take it from a Norwegian band.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

the guy carrying the amp has some pretty kvlt christmas mittens on

i want sum of those for christmas

they are playing in a famous forest area in Norway where gay people meet to have sex in the woods.

hahaha

i should listen to Haust in honor of that

yeah im gonna dl an album

band rule so hard. especially live.