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[QUOTE=The Mites;15910174]Oh no, I fixed it. Wooo!!!! My website is finally created and live!!!
Just need to put some content in it now. Comments on design? [url]http://www.jezenthomas.co.uk[/url][/QUOTE] The overall design of the page is ok. The main problem is that I think you have to many fonts. On the home page you have 3,4 different fonts. i would change the font from the lesson segment to the same as the welcome segment, looks like Times New Roman or something. Also I think the text of your name in the top right of the page doesn't suit the rest of the design. I'd go for something simple like the rest of the text. I like the header and nav bar, maybe make the text bigger on the buttons though. |
A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well my dear, there's good news and bad news" "We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair." "Oh no!" she replies, "What's the good news?" The Doctor replies, "It's dead." |
I was feeling a bit lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had
a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?". But there was no answer. this bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?". But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box: ................................... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on." |
^loltastic
Yeah Jez the page is cool, but you do need to sort out grammar and punctuation errors otherwise you won't leave the right impression for readers/potential students. Gotta be thorough. I like the smoke though. |
hot box that ish
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srs bored
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[quote=enemytopublic2;15910329]i rofl at people on youtube...
i was watching a video on youtube of a guy doing 16ths at 290bpm on 5K's...everyone is like "Zomg its impossible on 5k's i bet he has a triple peduhl!"[/quote] I've numerous videos like that- they just use heel toe doubles. |
Jesus im bored
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so my mom just came home...should i "go to band practice" but instead go to the same place i have band practice and get stoned instead? I'll probly be coming home like 2h later?
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no. drugs are lame.
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Yes. Penicillin was such a stupid invention.
That and morphine. Christ why did we invent drugs. [/pickytwat] |
you know what i meant, jackass.
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[quote=Chippy569;15911240]no. drugs are lame.[/quote]
state your experiences. PS...i decided not to go. |
I find it funny that people will rag on almost any drug but as soon as they give you it in hospital, they forget all about being morally against it.
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still waiting on chippy's experiences with marijuana.
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They've started prescribing cannabis pills in the local hospital.
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[QUOTE=Drum Phil;15911289]They've started prescribing cannabis pills in the local hospital.[/QUOTE]
pretty sure it's still being perscribed in cali for chronic pain? not sure on that. [quote=enemytopublic2] still waiting on chippy's experiences with marijuana.[/quote] well if you absolutely must know, one of my good friends put the driver's side of the front of his car in a tree at 45mph while blazed. |
so that is your friends experience...but not yours.
On a kinder note, im sorry to hear that. But it also could have just as easily happened if he wasn't. Studies have shown that pot doesn't inhibit driving that much. |
[QUOTE=enemytopublic2;15911322]so that is your friends experience...but not yours.
On a kinder note, im sorry to hear that.[/QUOTE] i don't need to kill myself to decide [certain] drugs are lame. :wave: anything that alters reaction time, mood, etc. can all affect driving. certain things more than others, sure. |
Illegal drugs arent that bad, the side effects are though.
They're starting to prescribe amphetamines for ADD and Parkisons here. |
did he die? j/w
Also...they're starting to put medicinal marijuana vending machines in front of clinics in cali. |
[QUOTE=enemytopublic2;15911334]did he die?[/QUOTE]
no. were he going faster, or hit the tree 6" to the left more, probably. |
Sup guys
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I got kicked out of my house last night.
Bummer. |
that sucks. come stay here?
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Im staying with friends.
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****ing yes.
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HAHAHAHA..
Wow, industrial cyber punx.. HAHAHA. |
Yeah, whoever drew up that isnt really selling the gig.
I mean, that list of DJ material directly contradicts the band considering they have a song called "The 80's Are Dead" which rags on 80's goths. Deathboy are just industrial. They call themselves Tek-Punk though. |
Tekk Punxx
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