**** now i want bk pretty badly

thanks

ill give u a birgger if u give me a kiss

hehehe

why is there no chat btw

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http://tinychat.com/rmx

thar

everytime i look to see what time it is its always 5 am

****ing sweet I didn't pull a fat bird last night !

i've usually made a decent effort at avoiding the fat birs

[QUOTE]because my parents had a rule that i couldn't go anywhere without my sister i introduced her to it. but long after she told our young aunt and she punished me for it. things got better after that. my nanny found out that i still masturbated and she blackmailed me for years before she left... but i didn't stop, when i was 11 or 12 my family went into crises when my dad was shot buy some kids (he worked against drugs and so on) and we moved away. we kept moving for a year until we found a safer place to stay. it was during that transition period where i screwed up. i got my first laptop and i had Internet access and i looked up porn sites again just to see nude people, and i used to search for whether or not there were people like me but instead of finding a solution i got off on reading what other people have secretly done.[/QUOTE]lol u crazy bro

supposed to get 20 inches of snow

lol

ugh marquis de sade is so good

you talk about the same goddamn things every day jaundice

i havent talked about this in forever

just ordered a book on Countess Bathory should be fun

"Do you not realize that the effects of an imagination so depraved as mine are like unto the impetuous waters of a river in flood? Nature wouldst that it wreak destruction, and destroy it does, no matter what, no matter how."


wish people actually talked like this

thats how i talk when im not on the internet

i just talk in fragments of lil wayne songs relevant to the situation

haha

Looks like Rage Against the Machine is gonna be number 1 here in the UK.

Cool.

drink till i throw up
a nigga roll mo bluntz

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17705929]i just talk in fragments of lil wayne songs relevant to the situation[/QUOTE]

one day in high school i went through an entire day of school saying nothing but lines from three 6 songs. was pretty funny. funniest part is nobody even questioned or seemed to notice it. thats texas for ya.

lol

shouldve been ugk lines

my friend was listening to lil wayne and fell asleep

so i turned it off and put big l on , **** was ca$h

put gucci mane on before i left so it didn't look like anything had been tampered with

3:55 AM, cracking open my first beer for the day

haven't done this for [i]years[/i]

so we were supposed to have like one of the biggest blizzards in history today and nothing yet

I wanna be in a blizzard

[QUOTE=Happy;17705936]Looks like Rage Against the Machine is gonna be number 1 here in the UK.

Cool.[/QUOTE]

Yep, but people need to realise that the pogues should be number 1 every year at christmas.

reminds me

i need to secure a copy of weezer's christmas carol album

"I'd love to embugger you," said I, "with this here instrument."

why are these french to english translations always so awkward

halber mensch

i got pretty ****ed last night

who else got pretty ****ed last night

I did

fell asleep next to two girls but amphetamines put my dick out of order

Got with a girl but lost her before I could take her back to mine :<

I am a Man

seeking Women

between ages:
18-100

18? that's a bit old man.

I got pretty ****ed up yesterday with some friends

it was a pretty cool night

[QUOTE=Happy;17706062]18? that's a bit old man.[/QUOTE]

well, I might stretch that a bit lower depending on the situation