that monkey girl I talked to goes on reddit, I was pretty like whatever then she says she goes on the gone wild and space dicks sections then i was like daaamn

her best friend is p cute korean

cool

"why do you go on go wild when it's just a bunch of hot naked chicks"

her: "to compare"

heiling so much black sabbath

motherfucking migraine

sucks bro

ive got headaches nearly everyday due to my tmj disorder. disks are out of place. sometimes when i aggravate it really bad i gotta take dilaudid

motW box set came in the mail yesterday

woop

[QUOTE=kitsch;18840805]sucks bro

ive got headaches nearly everyday due to my tmj disorder. disks are out of place. sometimes when i aggravate it really bad i gotta take dilaudid[/QUOTE]

that blows man

im gonna try to sleep this away and postpone my exam for thursday

[QUOTE=adbforever;18840755]that monkey girl I talked to goes on reddit, I was pretty like whatever then she says she goes on the gone wild and space dicks sections then i was like daaamn

her best friend is p cute korean[/QUOTE]

wow that is so interesting

I remember that time he first met a girl who "gets" the internet

fuck girls that like the internet

justin i watched the its always sunny where they give frank an intervention

i died
love that show

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18840847]justin i watched the its always sunny where they give frank an intervention

i died
love that show[/QUOTE]

looooooool, that ep is amazing

"hey mom im giving frank a handjob under the table"

the fuckin snail

making fake dating profiles to hit girls up is way more fun with friends, just fyi brent

[QUOTE=guitarded_chuck;18840826]fuck girls that like the internet[/QUOTE]

I like the internet... :(

well then fuck you

omg so much cheese has been eaten

pepperjack, i hope

Always and eternally

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18840956]well then fuck you[/QUOTE]

I know you want to Nate, but I think we should just be friends :)

neither

thinking about skipping class tonight



[I]oh boy[/I]

i'm sorry shortz i'm just in a bad way cuz i dont have any pepperjack of my own

ron do it and go tee-pee a cute girls house

here, have some:

[I]not[/I]

I skip class all the time because I'm a [I]fuckin' rebel[/I]

this record I bought has a sleeve that's printed on an inside-out dean martin record sleeve
ghettoooo

so i made an okcupid again cuz brent was making it look like fun and i found one girl who is actually attractive and interesting and she messaged me back

not sure what to do do we keep messaging on okcupid or do i give her my email or what. help me out here brent!

message on okcupid and then get her number then date then who knows

shes going to make you suck her dick

that sounds unlikely

adb how can i best troll this girl and destroy my chances of ever touching a vagina

hurry!

[QUOTE=Gorgon;18840968]I skip class all the time because I'm a [I]fuckin' rebel[/I]

this record I bought has a sleeve that's printed on an inside-out dean martin record sleeve
ghettoooo[/QUOTE]

This is something I don't get. Students who skip all the time. It's like what's the point of going to school if you're not even going to attend class? It's a waste of money then.

so i was on the bus this morning real tired and i found myself staring at this broad's posterior and then she turned around and i realized i knew her and it was awkward

[QUOTE=shortz;18840978]This is something I don't get. Students who skip all the time. It's like what's the point of going to school if you're not even going to attend class? It's a waste of money then.[/QUOTE]

that depends totally on why you're paying for school and whether going to class achieves those goals

because my professors are idiots and I have 33h of class a week + 4 lab reports to write a week + 5 midterms every 3 weeks so I'd rather just do my studying and learn faster than listen to some old tenured windbag that doesn't give two shits about me or the material he is teaching.

for example: my organic chemistry professor (who has been teaching this for forever apparently) 1) didn't know that van der Waal's forces are NOT the same as London dispersion forces and 2) said that induced dipole forces are the same as London dispersion forces. Anyone who had taken 5 seconds to look up London dispersion forces would know that instantaneous dipole forces are london forces and induced dipole forces are Debye forces.

If I went to all my classes and did everything I was supposed to I'd have a 70h week, which is a serious detriment to the quality of my work.

still have have an A average so FUCK CLASS

oh and some of my classes talk about the same stuff just at different skill levels. Distillation in physical chemistry is much more detailed than in organic so fuck organic, semiconductor doping is much more detailed in inorganic than in electronics, so fuck electronics.
it's all about priorities and time management

[QUOTE=Tyler;18840979]so i was on the bus this morning real tired and i found myself staring at this broad's posterior and then she turned around and i realized i knew her and it was awkward[/QUOTE]

is her posterior big?

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18840983]is her posterior big?[/QUOTE]

not at all but i was weirdly mesmerised. not a morning person.

I've done that but I end up just staring blankly through people

big ol booties mesmerize me at any time of the day

[QUOTE=shortz;18840978]This is something I don't get. Students who skip all the time. It's like what's the point of going to school if you're not even going to attend class? It's a waste of money then.[/QUOTE]

i hate when people say this... im paying money for the school's resources and a degree not to listen to a useless prof drone on about something im not going to use ever again

like sure some courses are worth attending but about half of all my classes are useless lectures the department heads decided i needed to take and spending time listening to them talk for 3 hours is only taking away from more important things