Dane Cook is halarious.

"Every time I hear a car alarm, I just feel like punching a baby. Hopefully I'll never be near a nursery when a car alarm goes off."

:lol:

I heard that Dane Cook wasn't as funny on his new album. There were flaws apparent in his Comedy Central DVD, hilarious though it was: for instance, a lack of confidence in his material that caused him to do things like clap at his own jokes along with the audience; a tendency to act out in ridiculous ways when his material faltered, like his typical screaming stuff. Funny as hell the first time, but I hear that on the new album he overdid it.

Personally, I think he's funny, but I don't think he's a great comedian. His bits tend to rip off Cosby a LOT, and then he modernizes it with the antics and the swears.

I've never heard his new album. He does go a litte overboard with the swearing though.

all extreme metal fans seem to be gone
the death heads and blackmetal thread are boring :(

I've heard a lot of good stuff about Dane Cook, but never heard him perform...

[QUOTE=Cain]Personally, I think he's funny, but I don't think he's a great comedian. His bits tend to rip off Cosby a LOT, and then he modernizes it with the antics and the swears.[/QUOTE]

I've noticed that myself.

And a few of my friends insist his stuff is better on his new album, but I don't see much of a difference. I can do with or without him.

[QUOTE=the2stranger]all extreme metal fans seem to be gone
the death heads and blackmetal thread are boring :([/QUOTE]
I'm still here, facing the same problem :upset:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I'm still here, facing the same problem :upset:[/QUOTE]

let's discuss some metal, Stoic is online too :p
haha
I'll be of to bed in a bit, so meh :(

Evening, all.

Today at work was very very boring.

But now I am stoned so it's all good.

[QUOTE=Slug]
But now I am stoned so it's all good.[/QUOTE]

:-\

I don't mean to villify you, because I like you a lot, but I think this is kind of the reason I quit smoking pot.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]:-\

I don't mean to villify you, because I like you a lot, but I think this is kind of the reason I quit smoking pot.[/QUOTE]

No, I understand exactly what you mean. I just feel that as long as I'm getting all my work done, etc. then smoking a little grass won't hurt. But that's me, I have no problem with what anyone else does.

I just woke up, and I'm going to the beach today.

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[QUOTE=Slug]No, I understand exactly what you mean. I just feel that as long as I'm getting all my work done, etc. then smoking a little grass won't hurt. But that's me, I have no problem with what anyone else does.[/QUOTE]

It's fine, really.

And I don't like the whole "Everybody must get stoned!" mentality that a lot of people have, but I could be misinterpreting what you're saying.

Dane Cook is good, but I know people who compare him to Chris Rock and Kinison, which is just... wrong.

NP Murder by Death - Those Who Stayed

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I just woke up, and I'm going to the beach today.

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we're good.......we're good......we're good! :D




:upset:

[QUOTE=Kurtz]Dane Cook is good, but I know people who compare him to Chris Rock and Kinison, which is just... wrong.

NP Murder by Death - Those Who Stayed[/QUOTE]

He's not even the most overrated comic out there...I still can't quite wrap my mind around the appeal of Mitch Hedberg.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]I've heard a lot of good stuff about Dane Cook, but never heard him perform...[/QUOTE]
I find you offensive and disgusting.

Jom uploaded me a Dane Cook video, and it was funny, but I don't really see what all the fuss is about.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]He's not even the most overrated comic out there...I still can't quite wrap my mind around the appeal of Mitch Hedberg.[/QUOTE]
I like him, but I don't love him. I can't stand everyone going "ZOMG BESTEST COMEDIAN EVER", but yeah, I'd take him over Cook anyday. It's just the real drug-induced honesty and simplicity that he has is why so many people like him so much.

[QUOTE=Slug]Jom uploaded me a Dane Cook video, and it was funny, but I don't really see what all the fuss is about.[/QUOTE]

Ah, yes, I remember now :)

[quote=Jom]Comedy Central Presents:

Todd Barry
Bill Burr
Jim Breuer
Patrice O'Neal
Adam Ferrera
Brian Regan
Carlos Mencia
Daniel Tosh
Dave Attell
Demetri Martin
Dom Irrera
Frank Caliendo
Gabriel Inglesias
Greg Giraldo
Greg Proops
Hugh Fink
Jeremy Hotz
Lewis Black
Pablo Francisco
Patton Oswalt
Ron White
Stephen Lynch
The Sklar Brothers
Tom Papa
Zach Gaifianakis
Darrel Hammond
Maria Bamford
Mike Britt
Greg Fitzsimmons
Don DC Curry
Ardal O'Hanlon
Dane Cook
Mitch Hedberg (hope he's kickin' back alright :()
Todd Glass

And also:

Denis Leary- No Cure For Cancer
The Blue Collar Comedy Tour (the first one)[/quote]

If anyone would like something from this DVD-R of stuff that I have, let me know and I'll e-mail you a link so you can download it.

Alternatively, highlight the ones you like or something. I know I'm missing a lot of staple "classic" comedians, but this is just a pretty recent blend of comedians, so... yeah, heh.

H'ray, I don't know any of those names, I feel so unamerican.


In other news, I banned Trivium.

I'd kinda like to see Frank Caliendo.

[QUOTE=Jelle]H'ray, I don't know any of those names, I feel so unamerican.[/QUOTE]
Not even Lewis Black or Jim Breuer? Stupid waffle boy...

I'll have to dig around my townhouse for it, but I'd be more than happy to send you a couple, Jelle.

jpj: when I find said DVD-R, I'll send you the Frank Caliendo routine. Did you get my e-mail from earlier about that album? If so, did you enjoy it? I know it's not something you'd typically listen to, but thanks for the support, anyway :)

[QUOTE=Superpeer]H'ray, I don't know any of those names, I feel so unamerican.


In other news, I banned Trivium.[/QUOTE]
I knew Ardal O Hanlon, because he's great.

And not American...

If you feel like I'm missing out on something amazingly funny, sure, I'll watch it. Just make sure it's intelligible, I'm used to watching English things with subtitles and I don't always understand every American.

Your call.


jpj: stfu hamburger :mad:


[QUOTE]I knew Ardal O Hanlon, because he's great.

And not American...[/QUOTE]

I know a lot of British Comedy Series, but not individual comedians, I guess.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]If you feel like I'm missing out on something amazingly funny, sure, I'll watch it.[/QUOTE]

Geez, when you put it that way, it makes it sound like I'm inconveniencing you :(

[QUOTE=Jom]jpj: when I find said DVD-R, I'll send you the Frank Caliendo routine. Did you get my e-mail from earlier about that album? If so, did you enjoy it? I know it's not something you'd typically listen to, but thanks for the support, anyway :)[/QUOTE]
I listened to it, to me that kinda stuff is very enjoyable if your in the mood for it, not something to listen to all the time. My Own Worst Enemy is still irresistably catchy. And thanks :)

[QUOTE=Jello]jpj: stfu hamburger :mad:[/QUOTE]
mmm...hamburgers...

[QUOTE=Jom]Geez, when you put it that way, it makes it sound like I'm inconveniencing you :([/QUOTE]

Actually I mean that I would be inconveniencing you. :p Don't go through too much effort unless it's really worth it, ya know?

[QUOTE=Superpeer]H'ray, I don't know any of those names, I feel so unamerican.

In other news, I banned Trivium.[/QUOTE]
You're not missing out on too many. But Lewis Black may very well be in my top 5, top 10 definitely.

What did he do?

He's an idiot.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]
I know a lot of British Comedy Series, but not individual comedians, I guess.[/QUOTE]
He was Dougal in Father Ted, if you know the greatness of that.

Anyhow, bedtime

N1t3 GUyZ :wave:

[QUOTE=Superpeer]He's an idiot.[/QUOTE]
Good enough.

This place seriously needs a moron genocide.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]He was Dougal in Father Ted, if you know the greatness of that.

Anyhow, bedtime

N1t3 GUyZ :wave:[/QUOTE]

I might.

[QUOTE]Good enough.

This place seriously needs a moron genocide.[/QUOTE]

Make a list. :)

Alright, I apparently missed this while I was at work, so....

ZOMG *gives little Jelle brother noogie

How's about a hazing? :lol:

NP: Megadeth- Hangar 18, bitch.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I might.



Make a list. :)[/QUOTE]
Only me?

This is round-the-clock research we're talking about :p

[QUOTE=Kurtz]Good enough.

This place seriously needs a moron genocide.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't mind playing Sadaam if this ever came about. :p

Jelle- Thanks for banning Trivium. :)

So I just went outside and sprayed some wasps with some wasp killing crap, It rocked. Instant DEATH!

[QUOTE=Kurtz]Only me?

This is round-the-clock research we're talking about :p[/QUOTE]

You can be Inspector Kurtz, you can select a team to help you. :p

[QUOTE=Superpeer]You can be Inspector Kurtz, you can select a team to help you. :p[/QUOTE]
You can never go wrong with the mod squad. :)

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]So I just went outside and sprayed some wasps with some wasp killing crap, It rocked. Instant DEATH![/QUOTE]
I don't even have the balls to face a wasp. I'm a big wuss when it comes to spiders/bees/wasps/hornets/whatever.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I wouldn't mind playing Sadaam if this ever came about. :p

Jelle- Thanks for banning Trivium. :)

So I just went outside and sprayed some wasps with some wasp killing crap, It rocked. Instant DEATH![/QUOTE]

Dude, this one time, there was a big fricken' african bee that somehow got into my house, and of course, I was like "HOLY S[size=2]H[/size]IT, AN AFRICAN BEE FROM AFRICA, THERES NO TELLING WHAT KINDA DISEASES IT CARRIES! IT'S STING HAS THE POWER TO KILL A ROW OF ELEPHANTS! ZOMGODDERS!" So anyway, I didn't have any Raid, because I'm a poor southern bastard, so I grab a can of air freshner, and swear to god, the thing came right at me for no apparent reason, probably though "FOOOOOD", so I grabbed the can of air freshener, and spray it at the motherfu[size=2]c[/size]ker for a good two minutes until it finally collapsed to the ground and suffered death by Lemon-Scented Lysol.

It was weird, like watching a leaf fall to the ground.

I didn't even know who Trivium was, must have not been very important. :lol: