They know how to wrassle bears and celebrate every holiday while they are camping!

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? What with elections coming up, we should all decide. Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer: BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Mommy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips, that Daddy gave you for your birthday??"

HAHAHAHHAHA no offance to southreners

**** Canadians. With their... moose. Or mooses. They suck even more because I can't figure out the plural form.

Are You Afraid of the Dark was an awesome show.

Its "meese".

Hello. I just got back on the computer. I was at a party for a bit, very fun, good food. My costume kicked ***, hopefully the pictures will be developed soon.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Hello. I just got back on the computer. I was at a party for a bit, very fun, good food. My costume kicked ***, hopefully the pictures will be developed soon.[/QUOTE]

One girl at my school was a droog for Halloween too. It was pretty cool.

Your costume was?

EDIT: droog I'm guessing...

I was Alex DeLarge.

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]One girl at my school was a droog for Halloween too. It was pretty cool.[/QUOTE]Last night, one of the guys who set up this show was a Droog.

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]One girl at my school was a droog for Halloween too. It was pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

Was it just a white shirt and white pants, and a derby.. or did she go further?

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Was it just a white shirt and white pants, and a derby.. or did she go further?[/QUOTE]

It was pretty half assed, they didn't really go for authenticity.

Is Soulseek being bitchy for you all too?

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]It was pretty half assed, they didn't really go for authenticity.[/QUOTE]

I tried to get as authentic as possible. I had a white button up shirt, I had my mum help me with the eyeballs, by putting red fabric in the style of splatter, with plastic eyeballs sewed on. I had the white suspenders, white pants (mum made these for me) had a cane which I attached another eyeball on for added effect.


And SLSK isn't connecting at all.

I can't connect either

I just realized that it was daylight saving's tonight.

cool

Is it?

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]Is it?[/QUOTE]
Good question. Is it?

I am tabbing out A Wilhelm Scream's "The Rip", tabbing 2 guitar parts is time consuming

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]I am tabbing out A Wilhelm Scream's "The Rip", tabbing 2 guitar parts is time consuming[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

What's that supposed to mean?

want me to do another song by them?

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]How expensive?[/QUOTE]
£17.50 That's probably about $30.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I just saw an advert for Walkers crisps with hundreds of people doing a bastardised version of the Madness walk.[/QUOTE]


*has ordered the walkometer* :cool:

I saw the grudge yesterday.

at what age do you people stop going trick or treating...isnt Nick 18?

Kids try to go as long as they can.

You get the piss took out of you here if you are above 12 and still go halloweening

Halloween is gonna be great this year, i've discovered my new love for taking large amounts of robitussin, and it's going to prove to be effective fun tongiht.

hell yeah no one goes trick or treating over 12