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Arucard 09-18-2005 01:39 PM

Man thats cool. Can we see a picture? Does it have a remote? Does it despense ice that you will never use?

Huber 09-18-2005 01:39 PM

[QUOTE=Superpeer]So I bought a fridge that you can operate from a distance.[/QUOTE]

:eek: :eek:

That's amazing!

They need to do that to like, every kitchen appliance.

superpeer 09-18-2005 01:41 PM

Hahaha, that must have been the lamest joke I've ever made.

Slug asked for something remotely cool. :p

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 01:56 PM

Yeah, my gaming has gone down since broadband came into my room

Jom 09-18-2005 01:58 PM

Dr. Jake Destructo stops at the same bar everyday for a hazelnut daiquiri, and Bartender always has one waiting.

But one day, Bartender ran out of hazelnuts.

Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar for Dr. Jake, who came in at his usual time.

He took a sip and exclaimed, "Bartender, this isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No," says Bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

Arucard 09-18-2005 01:59 PM

:lol:

That was pretty funny.

superpeer 09-18-2005 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=Jom]Dr. Jake Destructo stops at the same bar everyday for a hazelnut daiquiri, and Bartender always has one waiting.

But one day, Bartender ran out of hazelnuts.

Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar for Dr. Jake, who came in at his usual time.

He took a sip and exclaimed, "Bartender, this isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No," says Bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."[/QUOTE]

I don't get it. :) Must be my Continental Europeanism.

RCA 09-18-2005 02:03 PM

Jelle, it's a play on "Hickory Dickory Dock", which is a children's nursery rhyme. :thumb:

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 02:07 PM

Well done Jom, that's an excellent joke.

Shadows 09-18-2005 02:08 PM

Hahahahahaha. That made my sad, wretched, pathetic day.

i am the robots 09-18-2005 02:12 PM

Know what made my day at 3 in the morning? Playing an Avenged Sevenfold song on my horribly out of tune guitar whilest I was piss drunk in front of my brother's friends.

Illmatic 09-18-2005 02:26 PM

So the Pats just lost a brutal game that they would have won if their best defensive player didn't have a stroke.

And there's something emasculating about your girlfriend's favorite baseball team taking two out of three games from your favorite baseball team.

And speaking of Amy (my gf), she's sick :-\ she has bronchitis or a really bad cold or something, when I saw her today she looked and sounded pretty bad.

np: Rolling Stones - Happy (irony++ lololol)

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 02:26 PM

You know what made my day yesterday?


DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!

RCA 09-18-2005 02:56 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]So the Pats just lost a brutal game that they would have won if their best defensive player didn't have a stroke.[/QUOTE]

:(

It wasn't televised down here, so I couldn't watch it.

Did you listen to that cover? What'd you think?

Illmatic 09-18-2005 03:00 PM

[QUOTE=RCA]:(

It wasn't televised down here, so I couldn't watch it.

Did you listen to that cover? What'd you think?[/QUOTE]

D'oh, I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'll listen to it eventually though.

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 03:09 PM

Sometimes mx makes my days. And that's sad. :lol:

Jom- Good one!

/awaits the weekly scrob updates

Shattered_Future 09-18-2005 03:13 PM

Attempting to harmonize the lead guitar line in Thunderstruck made my day yesterday...

Sadly, we got nowhere. :p

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 03:18 PM

I'm going to have to get the new Send more paramedics/zombie apocalypse split.

Zombie-tastic!

Arucard 09-18-2005 04:36 PM

It looks really good actually, i was looking at that. It got good reviews, too.

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 05:24 PM

So I ordered

SMP/ZA-tales told by dead men
Blind guardian- imaginations from the other side
dream theater- falling into infinity
arcturus- la masquerade infernale

for under £30 including P+P

Thor 09-18-2005 05:38 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]So I ordered

SMP/ZA-tales told by dead men
Blind guardian- imaginations from the other side
dream theater- falling into infinity
arcturus- la masquerade infernale

for under £30 including P+P[/QUOTE]
After reading the review about Falling Into Infinity I think I'm going to stay away from it. Tell me what you think of it though when you get it.

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 05:39 PM

From what site?

Shadows 09-18-2005 05:41 PM

Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 05:42 PM

I ordered from the lovely fellows at amazon.co.uk

Anyone who hasn't listened to send more paramedics and likes Hardcore, thrash, zombies, punk or even just Slayer...
Please listen to them now.

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 05:44 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.[/QUOTE]

I meant from what site he was ordering the albums. :p

NP: Far Away from Heaven- Abydos

Not sure if I like this song or not. :shrug:

Lord Abortion 09-18-2005 05:48 PM

I can't wait for the new SMP material to arrive to my eager hands.

How awesome does the song Zombie Vs. Shark sound?!

Bedtime also... :wave:

Shadows 09-18-2005 05:49 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I meant from what site he was ordering the albums. :p

NP: Far Away from Heaven- Abydos

Not sure if I like this song or not. :shrug:[/QUOTE]
Oops. My deepest, most sincere apologies, oh righteous one. :upset:

Thor 09-18-2005 06:56 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.[/QUOTE]
No kidding, then that means it's utter garbage.

munky_magik 09-18-2005 08:28 PM

Oh my, how I love Uni :)

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 09:30 PM

With like, a giant stupid silver thing, or just a little stupid silver thing? :-D

Hows it hanging? Haven't seen you in here for a while.

Kurtz 09-18-2005 09:31 PM

[QUOTE=madeyadams]I'm gettin my nose pierced on Tuesday :)[/QUOTE]
What kind of piercing? Ring?

There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\

i am the robots 09-18-2005 09:32 PM

[QUOTE=Kurtz]What kind of piercing? Ring?

There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE]

Same.

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 09:33 PM

[QUOTE=Kurtz]There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE]

I'm never letting any type of "gun" near my danger zone.

You actually know chicks who've gotten their clits peirced? Sweet.

If I had to get something pierced, it would definitely be my nipple. Only my friends get to see my nipples, so it would be kind of speshul.

...:amaze:

Illmatic 09-18-2005 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=Kurtz]What kind of piercing? Ring?

There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE]

My gf has a piercing and you have no idea where!* :eek:





[size=1]* - in her belly-button, you perv[/size]

[QUOTE=magik]Oh my, how I love Uni [/QUOTE]

:eek:

explanation plz

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 10:01 PM

[QUOTE]in her belly-button, you perv[/QUOTE]

Most of my lady friends have those.

Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug:

She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url] hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right.

Permanent Solution 09-18-2005 10:03 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Most of my lady friends have those.

Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug:

She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url]hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right.[/QUOTE]
Meh. I'm glad you like her Jakey. :p

(She's not bad at all :))

MBS 09-18-2005 10:04 PM

Ugh, I've got some emo chick who cuts herself stalking me.

Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck.

Illmatic 09-18-2005 10:04 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Most of my lady friends have those.

Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug:

She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url] hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right.[/QUOTE]

Not half bad. I wouldn't call her "wicked hot" (what are you, from Boston? :p) but I would hit it, assuming I was single and she was over 18.

np: Pixies - Gigantic

Dr. Jake Destructo 09-18-2005 10:08 PM

[QUOTE=What you shouldn't be caring about:]Ugh, I've got some emo chick who cuts herself stalking me.[/quote]

[quote=What you should be doing]
Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck.[/QUOTE]

Nuff said. :cool:

NP: Age of Silence- The Flow at 9:30 A.M.

MBS 09-18-2005 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Nuff said. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Did I mention she was ugly and an obsessive person?


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