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Man thats cool. Can we see a picture? Does it have a remote? Does it despense ice that you will never use?
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[QUOTE=Superpeer]So I bought a fridge that you can operate from a distance.[/QUOTE]
:eek: :eek: That's amazing! They need to do that to like, every kitchen appliance. |
Hahaha, that must have been the lamest joke I've ever made.
Slug asked for something remotely cool. :p |
Yeah, my gaming has gone down since broadband came into my room
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Dr. Jake Destructo stops at the same bar everyday for a hazelnut daiquiri, and Bartender always has one waiting.
But one day, Bartender ran out of hazelnuts. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar for Dr. Jake, who came in at his usual time. He took a sip and exclaimed, "Bartender, this isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No," says Bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." |
:lol:
That was pretty funny. |
[QUOTE=Jom]Dr. Jake Destructo stops at the same bar everyday for a hazelnut daiquiri, and Bartender always has one waiting.
But one day, Bartender ran out of hazelnuts. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar for Dr. Jake, who came in at his usual time. He took a sip and exclaimed, "Bartender, this isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No," says Bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."[/QUOTE] I don't get it. :) Must be my Continental Europeanism. |
Jelle, it's a play on "Hickory Dickory Dock", which is a children's nursery rhyme. :thumb:
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Well done Jom, that's an excellent joke.
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Hahahahahaha. That made my sad, wretched, pathetic day.
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Know what made my day at 3 in the morning? Playing an Avenged Sevenfold song on my horribly out of tune guitar whilest I was piss drunk in front of my brother's friends.
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So the Pats just lost a brutal game that they would have won if their best defensive player didn't have a stroke.
And there's something emasculating about your girlfriend's favorite baseball team taking two out of three games from your favorite baseball team. And speaking of Amy (my gf), she's sick :-\ she has bronchitis or a really bad cold or something, when I saw her today she looked and sounded pretty bad. np: Rolling Stones - Happy (irony++ lololol) |
You know what made my day yesterday?
DRAGONFORCE!!!!!! |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]So the Pats just lost a brutal game that they would have won if their best defensive player didn't have a stroke.[/QUOTE]
:( It wasn't televised down here, so I couldn't watch it. Did you listen to that cover? What'd you think? |
[QUOTE=RCA]:(
It wasn't televised down here, so I couldn't watch it. Did you listen to that cover? What'd you think?[/QUOTE] D'oh, I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'll listen to it eventually though. |
Sometimes mx makes my days. And that's sad. :lol:
Jom- Good one! /awaits the weekly scrob updates |
Attempting to harmonize the lead guitar line in Thunderstruck made my day yesterday...
Sadly, we got nowhere. :p |
I'm going to have to get the new Send more paramedics/zombie apocalypse split.
Zombie-tastic! |
It looks really good actually, i was looking at that. It got good reviews, too.
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So I ordered
SMP/ZA-tales told by dead men Blind guardian- imaginations from the other side dream theater- falling into infinity arcturus- la masquerade infernale for under £30 including P+P |
[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]So I ordered
SMP/ZA-tales told by dead men Blind guardian- imaginations from the other side dream theater- falling into infinity arcturus- la masquerade infernale for under £30 including P+P[/QUOTE] After reading the review about Falling Into Infinity I think I'm going to stay away from it. Tell me what you think of it though when you get it. |
From what site?
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Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.
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I ordered from the lovely fellows at amazon.co.uk
Anyone who hasn't listened to send more paramedics and likes Hardcore, thrash, zombies, punk or even just Slayer... Please listen to them now. |
[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.[/QUOTE]
I meant from what site he was ordering the albums. :p NP: Far Away from Heaven- Abydos Not sure if I like this song or not. :shrug: |
I can't wait for the new SMP material to arrive to my eager hands.
How awesome does the song Zombie Vs. Shark sound?! Bedtime also... :wave: |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I meant from what site he was ordering the albums. :p
NP: Far Away from Heaven- Abydos Not sure if I like this song or not. :shrug:[/QUOTE] Oops. My deepest, most sincere apologies, oh righteous one. :upset: |
[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Probably sputnik. It's pretty bad when a huge DT fan thinks the album is total crap.[/QUOTE]
No kidding, then that means it's utter garbage. |
Oh my, how I love Uni :)
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With like, a giant stupid silver thing, or just a little stupid silver thing? :-D
Hows it hanging? Haven't seen you in here for a while. |
[QUOTE=madeyadams]I'm gettin my nose pierced on Tuesday :)[/QUOTE]
What kind of piercing? Ring? There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\ |
[QUOTE=Kurtz]What kind of piercing? Ring?
There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE] Same. |
[QUOTE=Kurtz]There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE]
I'm never letting any type of "gun" near my danger zone. You actually know chicks who've gotten their clits peirced? Sweet. If I had to get something pierced, it would definitely be my nipple. Only my friends get to see my nipples, so it would be kind of speshul. ...:amaze: |
[QUOTE=Kurtz]What kind of piercing? Ring?
There so many friggin' chicks at my school who are all "zomg guess wat! i'm getting my clitorz pierces!" and some guy seriously want to get their dick pierced. I never got having needles/anything sharp/whatever anywhere near my genitalia :-\[/QUOTE] My gf has a piercing and you have no idea where!* :eek: [size=1]* - in her belly-button, you perv[/size] [QUOTE=magik]Oh my, how I love Uni [/QUOTE] :eek: explanation plz |
[QUOTE]in her belly-button, you perv[/QUOTE]
Most of my lady friends have those. Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug: She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url] hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right. |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Most of my lady friends have those.
Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug: She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url]hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right.[/QUOTE] Meh. I'm glad you like her Jakey. :p (She's not bad at all :)) |
Ugh, I've got some emo chick who cuts herself stalking me.
Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck. |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Most of my lady friends have those.
Speaking of lady friends, the girl I'm taking to homecoming won "Miss Sunnyside," which I'm sure most Americans are familiar with. It's basically a city-wide pageant for highschool age girls. :shrug: She's [url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=20361354&imageID=164018338&Mytoken=A5C350F6-FD28-4223-8BFFC5949F47B12C537795593 ]wicked[/url] hot too. :cool: She's the one on the right.[/QUOTE] Not half bad. I wouldn't call her "wicked hot" (what are you, from Boston? :p) but I would hit it, assuming I was single and she was over 18. np: Pixies - Gigantic |
[QUOTE=What you shouldn't be caring about:]Ugh, I've got some emo chick who cuts herself stalking me.[/quote]
[quote=What you should be doing] Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck.[/QUOTE] Nuff said. :cool: NP: Age of Silence- The Flow at 9:30 A.M. |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Nuff said. :cool:[/QUOTE]
Did I mention she was ugly and an obsessive person? |
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