[QUOTE=Zowë]yeah.
It's really really interesting![/QUOTE]
I suppose it is, sometimes anyways.

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Cameron Diaz > Paris Hilton.[/QUOTE]
Je suis agree.

[QUOTE=Wish]Jennifer Aniston > both :cool:[/QUOTE]
immense tr00f.

i like the problem pages, they make me laugh

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Cameron Diaz > Paris Hilton.[/QUOTE]
This is true, though I haven't seen Cameron Diaz Naked, so...

Yeah, I always fail to do real crosswords well, so the ones in those sort of thing reassure me of my intelligence

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]This is true, though I haven't seen Cameron Diaz Naked, so...

Yeah, I always fail to do real crosswords well, so the ones in those sort of thing reassure me of my intelligence[/QUOTE]
haha same here. It's all stuff like
"old macdonald had a ?, 4 letters"

I've never read a chicks magazine, i feel i've missed out :(

[QUOTE=tumples]i like the problem pages, they make me laugh[/QUOTE]
lol
I just read the Daily Record (a paper)

Mondays is Joans Juniors!
[QUOTE]
"[SIZE="4"]I'm so embarrassed by my size"[/SIZE]
"I am 15 years old and my penis is too small. A girl I know wants me to have sex with her but I am too embarrassed.
Don't tell me it isn't too wee because you haven't seen it so you don't know.
So are there any excercises I can do? I read you can hang weights on it but I'm worried that it'll hurt too much"[/QUOTE]

What was the answer? I'm dying to know.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]What was the answer? I'm dying to know.[/QUOTE]
:eek:
It was you.....

[QUOTE=Joan] Forget the weights. You could do yourself some serious damage (hmm no sh[I]i[/I]t) In fact forget about sex altogether. It isn't legal until you're 16.
As for your penis. I wold be very surprised if it wasn't pretty average size: that means between 5.5 and 6.5 inches when errect. But get hold a decent sex education booklet such as "Living With A Willie" and log onto [url]www.fpa.org.uk[/url] for details on it and other useful info.[/QUOTE]

weights don't work?
Crap.

:(
You'll break your weiner...

I want to read 'Living with A willie'

haha that was great i liked the line "Don't tell me it isn't too wee because you haven't seen it so you don't know"

[quote=Zowë]:(
You'll break your weiner...

I want to read 'Living with A willie'[/quote]

You having difficulties? :p

There was a program on tv about this guy enlarging his ****, surgically they cut a tendent or something, then you have to wear weights for like 8 hours a day to stretch it.
There was also some guy who injected himself with saliene or something, and was enromous, each ball was like a bowling ball, was weird stuff.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]You having difficulties? :p

There was a program on tv about this guy enlarging his ****, surgically they cut a tendent or something, then you have to wear weights for like 8 hours a day to stretch it.
There was also some guy who injected himself with saliene or something, and was enromous, each ball was like a bowling ball, was weird stuff.[/QUOTE]
The Perfect Penis

i watched that, it was kinda mad. I liked how the guy with the ball d[i]i[/i]ck said although he couldnt use it, he liked having it
i mean seriously, wtf

I didn't see that program.
I remember watching a show on a while back about guys with huge penises, I think the biggest was about 12" when errect. I kinda felt sorry for him. He was saying that him and his wife couldn't do certain positions when having sex and that it hurt to carry it about all day. :(
Seems that having a big knob ain't all it's cracked up to be...

[quote=tumples]The Perfect Penis

i watched that, it was kinda mad. I liked how the guy with the ball d[I]i[/I]ck said although he couldnt use it, he liked having it
i mean seriously, wtf[/quote]

Yeah something like that, I only caught parts of it, I think, I just had the TV on a background noise or something, I just remember the dude "slapping" it out (I was going to say whipping but there was nothing quick about it, he just like slapped it on the table!!!) and was like OMG :eek:, I think I'm scared for life :(

It's not too bad.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]It's not too bad.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:

some parts of it i was like, why am i watching this.

[QUOTE=Zowë]:(
You'll break your weiner...

I want to read 'Living with A willie'[/QUOTE]
Totally, though I hear doing simple excercises like hanging towels on it and flexing can aid you.

[QUOTE]It's not too bad.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=tumples]some parts of it i was like, why am i watching this.[/QUOTE]
That goes through my head basically everytime I watch the tv!
Did you guys see the designer vagin[I]a[/I] program?

mebbe not the actual program but ive seen other cosmetic programs with those operations in
its not pretty, especially when they laser bits off :S

I had to cross my legs!

It was really gross, they showed a woman before she got it done (she decided to get the surgery after having a baby) and it was all flappy and really really low :(
I hope I don't end up like that...

[URL="http://i3.tinypic.com/wc0eua.jpg"]mental picture[/URL]

FOD?

You no claim!!

Yeah it looked exactly like that :(
/shivers.

FOAD.
Innit.

good morning everyone
i feel kinda down, its the start of college today, im gunna get a day of loads of work and nagging from the tutors :(
whats everyone doing today?

Again I'm doing "research" for graphics.
I need a piss so bad.

I just woke up. I need to badly wash my hair and clean myself :upset:
I can hear the answering machine beeping which probably means that I'm wanted in at work today or tomorrow...
I've got house stuff to do seeing as I keep getting nagged to 'pull my weight'

>:-(

I'm not doing anything, I'm completely shattered, but i might go out and spend some money on junk.
I also could probably do with washing my hair etc. but it seems like such and effort.

All clean now! :)
I've been asked to work tomorrow and Thursday 10-4 so it's not too bad, plus I need the money (badly)

I'm starting to worry about where my mp3 player is :-/
It's been 12days now and when I try to track the order is says that it's unable to do so and to try again soon...
meh

I hate washing my hair. Takes like 3 hours to dry.

:(
Use a hairdryer?

When mine was really long I used to wash it in the morning, go to school and when I came home at night it'd still be wet underneath.
I remember I got in one morning and the tips had actually frozen! lol

[quote=Flower Dance]I hate washing my hair. Takes like 3 hours to dry.[/quote]

I have that issue, i usually end up going to sleep with it wet and it ends up with kinks in it.

Haha yeah, same problem. My hair's naturally straight but I wash it then go to bed so I wake up with it all kinky. Not in a good way.

Yay I hit 16k.

Well done, i hit a measly 1k yesterday, needless to say it's going on my C.V. under achievements!

So what you guys been up to today?
I went to town, and bought some Cd's, so it's been really productive!

I've been at school. Not a bad day at all, My guitar teacher told me I sounded like Kirk Hammett. That's a good thing I guess.

Congrats :p to both of you!

I did some college stuff. And tidyed up the house a bit. Now I'm getting ready to go out.
Meh just the usual!