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xMalcolmXx 01-27-2011 11:33 AM

jews are cool with me

APirate 01-27-2011 11:33 AM

i dont know what to think about a religion that's based entirely on the fire and brimstone parts of the bible and leaves out the whole jesus part which is the only remotely wholesome section

P13 01-27-2011 11:34 AM

well you don't know anything about the religion then

APirate 01-27-2011 11:35 AM

i can honestly say i don't

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:36 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18375805]:lol:

what I'm taking away from the discussion on Jewish laws is that most jews are crazy zealots and others are hipsters

and oooo pretty girl was just in the shot of the audience
I think I might be able to make it to class next week[/QUOTE]

you'll sit at the back and stare into the back of her head all class

she'll feel very uncomfortable for reasons she doesnt know

you'll never talk to her

P13 01-27-2011 11:37 AM

I hope not

APirate 01-27-2011 11:37 AM

[QUOTE]
you'll sit at the back and stare into the back of her head all class

she'll feel very uncomfortable for reasons she doesnt know

you'll never talk to her[/QUOTE]hey leave me out of this

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:39 AM

i do it lol

P13 01-27-2011 11:40 AM

it feels like I've been watching this lecture for 3 hours

its been 45 minutes

APirate 01-27-2011 11:42 AM

speaking of which it's time to go to school

im out

P13 01-27-2011 11:43 AM

talking about reversing circumcision

what the fuck I couldn't do that

Glitterati 01-27-2011 11:43 AM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18375809]jews are cool with me[/QUOTE]

i dont think i know any jews come to think of it

Angmar 01-27-2011 11:45 AM

I know a few, I think they just call themselves Jewish for the cultural aspect of it though because they aren't really practicing.

P13 01-27-2011 11:46 AM

that's what most of the jews I know do

had pork ribs with my jewish friend a couple weeks ago lol

TimJim 01-27-2011 11:47 AM

i have come to the conclusion that adb was raised in an uber christian household and resented it so he went the exact opposite way which is why he's an unbearable cunt now


adb's family is so christian they had to pray for two weeks on whether or not he should be allowed to watch Speed Racer since the theme song has the line "speed demon" in it

adb's family is so christian that he wasnt allowed to watch power rangers since he decided to tell the family that their utility belts were "the belt of lies"

i'll come up with more in class i'm sure

Angmar 01-27-2011 11:48 AM

Do we really have to talk about Brent even when he's not around?

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:48 AM

adb couldnt wear his metal shirt into church
so timjim has something on him

P13 01-27-2011 11:48 AM

I was perfectly happy being an asshole about Judaism

Ventriloquist 01-27-2011 11:48 AM

lol@angl

TimJim 01-27-2011 11:49 AM

[quote=Anglachel;18375843]adb couldnt wear his metal shirt into church
so timjim has something on him[/quote]
hahahaha

xMalcolmXx 01-27-2011 11:50 AM

jews are very good at science and some are funny, i dont see why so many people hate on them. its not like they're muslims or anything.

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:50 AM

i need a job so bad ive applied at like 20 places and im still going through workopolis for student and entry level jobs n shit but im getting 0 responses

hoping mom helps get me a job as a porter at sunnybrook

P13 01-27-2011 11:51 AM

well that's because most of the dumb jews died in the many genocides committed against them

xMalcolmXx 01-27-2011 11:51 AM

do amateur porn like that guy in gd is doing

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:51 AM

wouldnt being a porn star take all the fun out of sex

P13 01-27-2011 11:52 AM

350 bucks for a 3some with a cast on

Nepenthe 01-27-2011 11:52 AM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18375841]i have come to the conclusion that adb was raised in an uber christian household and resented it so he went the exact opposite way which is why he's an unbearable cunt now


adb's family is so christian they had to pray for two weeks on whether or not he should be allowed to watch Speed Racer since the theme song has the line "speed demon" in it

adb's family is so christian that he wasnt allowed to watch power rangers since he decided to tell the family that their utility belts were "the belt of lies"

i'll come up with more in class i'm sure[/QUOTE]

don't bother the first 2 weren't funny at all

P13 01-27-2011 11:55 AM

I have a feeling that that poster "Say Hello to Heaven" is going to rage at me because I said that the Beatles and Rolling Stones aren't that good

Anglachel 01-27-2011 11:56 AM

theyre not

P13 01-27-2011 11:57 AM

yeah I know but he seems like he's a 13 year old who found his dad's cd's

P13 01-27-2011 12:17 PM

oh fuck I can't go to my religion class next week because it happens during my math test


oh well

xMalcolmXx 01-27-2011 12:26 PM

louie is the 2nd best show that i never watch behind arrested development

2muchket! 01-27-2011 12:28 PM

Listening to MGMT

About to start a problem question on easements.

Kill me now.

P13 01-27-2011 12:32 PM

what the fuck is an easement

2muchket! 01-27-2011 12:39 PM

A right of way over property without being the legal owner.

P13 01-27-2011 12:41 PM

sounds boring

oh god there is still 50 minutes left

illmitch 01-27-2011 12:53 PM

sup yall

P13 01-27-2011 12:55 PM

being an asshole in that thread you posted in

watching my religion lecture, learning how Jews give books with the name of God in it funerals

blockhead 01-27-2011 01:03 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18375841]i have come to the conclusion that adb was raised in an uber christian household and resented it so he went the exact opposite way which is why he's an unbearable cunt now


adb's family is so christian they had to pray for two weeks on whether or not he should be allowed to watch Speed Racer since the theme song has the line "speed demon" in it

adb's family is so christian that he wasnt allowed to watch power rangers since he decided to tell the family that their utility belts were "the belt of lies"

i'll come up with more in class i'm sure[/QUOTE]

brent actually was a christian until he was 18. his user name comes from christian metalcore bands. think about it

Tyler 01-27-2011 01:06 PM

just banned 24 spambots


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