i want to feast on tom selleck shaped casu marzu

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17704619]Braving the snow to go out drinking tonight.

Worst case scenario, I **** another fatty and get hypothermia.

EDIT: that cake is genius.[/QUOTE]

Remember Franks if it gets too cold bury yourself in snow.

Moar like bury yourself in a fat lass's cleavage.

I dunno I'd rather bury myself in snow.

Idk I am repulsed by fat people when I'm sober, but once I sink a few pints I go after the chubbers.

Secret Feeder fetish?

Not that fat. I'm talking girls between size 10-14 here mang.

Holy shi a womans size 12 is a mens size 36

thats a fatty

UK and US sizes are different though.

I'm talking Amerrica here

fat people underpants are hilarious

[IMG]http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus6c7N16s1qavajao1_500.jpg[/IMG]

I want this

I'd get all the ladies

maybe the geek girls

a geek girl would be cool, one who is not particular ugly just kind of weird looking. likes playing xbox and stuff

one of my ex's is really into comics and **** but of course that happened about four years after we dated

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17704656]maybe the geek girls

a geek girl would be cool, one who is not particular ugly just kind of weird looking. likes playing xbox and stuff[/QUOTE]

You don't have to be ugly to be a geek.

I dunno I think I'd prefer a decent looking girl who was into geeky stuff than a knockout who was into expanding her shoe collection.

[quote=Meatplow;17703972]I find her kind of attractive and would really like to her tie her up.[/quote]
[IMG]http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg[/IMG]

i would brutally sodomize ann coulter

[QUOTE=Against Miik!;17704661]I dunno I think I'd prefer a decent looking girl who was into geeky stuff than a knockout who was into expanding her shoe collection.[/QUOTE]

That should be a given tbh

Besides, there's a big difference in someone I'd simply call hot, and someone who I find extremely attractive (however, one could be both). But maybe that's everyone, I dunno.

Maybe I'm also being overly complicated haha

No no I get it. There's totally a difference.

[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17704665]i would brutally sodomize ann coulter[/QUOTE]

I would totally **** her and leave her for dead.

I'm watching A Clockwork Orange for the first time. The main character is exactly like Alex in every way.

The main character is Alex so that makes sense

exactly

[i]every way[/i]

replace classical with weezer

:amaze:

No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!

Sin? What's all this about sin?

That! Using Weezer like that! They did no harm to anyone. Rivers Cuomo just wrote music!

[QUOTE=TimJim;17704664][IMG]http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

since when would you have a photo like that Tim?

i want to watch that movie again

I can't choose a favourite Kubrick

Dr Strangelove or FMJ fo sho

strangelove wasnt funny
2001 is boring
the shining sux
clockwork orange sux

paths of glory >>

clockwork doesnt suck you faggor

FMJ and Requiem are close behind i guess

the shining is the only Kubrick I never warmed up to

paths of glory is up there

The Shining is great. Actually most all of his movies are so when I say FMJ and Dr Strangelove are my favorites its really irrelevant.

[QUOTE]strangelove wasnt funny
2001 is boring
the shining sux
clockwork orange sux

paths of glory >>[/QUOTE]

Yeah good movie I always forget about Paths of Glory

but the rest of your post is wrong besides 2001 being boring because it is

I don't get bored watching 2001 I can see why some people would though

eyes wide shut is an underrated favourite of mine

best director is michael bay

look at me being ironic


i'm now playing air bass to bands without a bass player

[QUOTE=Room13;17704724]best director is michael bay

look at me being ironic[/QUOTE]

uwe boll

[QUOTE=Room13;17704724]best director is michael bay

look at me being ironic


i'm now playing air bass to bands without a bass player[/QUOTE]

I thought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake and The Island were pretty cool.

Sucks for him that he will always be remembered by his worst work. And that disgusting Hall & Oates haircut he won't get rid of.

uwe boll's filmography is unheralded and oft overlooked, but i guess a starving artist can't always pander to plebes