I don't want to.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Seriously. I felt like the stupidest son of a bitch when I cot suspended for it. Then I found out that they have some crazyass system wherein they study the exact time its happening and then send in student spies at that time.[/QUOTE]
that sucks, but thats where random acts of vandalism gets you.

i just remember that the school might be calling my house because i ditched 9th period because we had a prep rally we had at school.

The awkwardness of telling my dad that I wrote "Whipcream + [size=2]pu[/size]ssy = Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner" was uncanny.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]The awkwardness of telling my dad that I wrote "Whipcream + [size=2]pu[/size]ssy = Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner" was uncanny.[/QUOTE]


I'd rather have my balls stepped on.

Cool, I'm over 2,000 posts now :D

Now I'll take a break and lay off mx for a while

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]The awkwardness of telling my dad that I wrote "Whipcream + [size=2]pu[/size]ssy = Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner" was uncanny.[/QUOTE]

Heh, that's akward, but it has nothing on my dad's friend from med school getting sent to prison for child pr0n. (he has two kids).

[QUOTE=Animosity_62]Cool, I'm over 2,000 posts now :D

Now I'll take a break and lay off mx for a while[/QUOTE]

I'll probably catch up to you, sadly.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'll probably catch up to you, sadly.[/QUOTE]

why is that sad

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'll probably catch up to you, sadly.[/QUOTE]

I'm horrible at getting large postcounts.

[QUOTE=Animosity_62]why is that sad[/QUOTE]

Look at my join date.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'd rather have my balls stepped on.[/QUOTE]
That sounds wierd coming from Liv Tyler.

I am the complte opposite of emo right now.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]I'm horrible at getting large postcounts.[/QUOTE]
ima pro

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Look at my join date.[/QUOTE]

Oh, well it's not as bad as some

[QUOTE=Animosity_62]Oh, well it's not as bad as some[/QUOTE]

At least it was early January :p

On one of my older accounts I had an average of 175 posts a day. :eek:



Then Eric (litninfingers from a while back) closed the thread i was spamming.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]At least it was early January :p[/QUOTE]

Yeh, 30 posts a day isn't all too bad

at least I'm not as bad a typer as Joe.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]FIXED LOL[/QUOTE]

lol.

Also, it dawned on me...why don't I tell the roommate about a threesome and then tell her to ask my girlfriend about it?

other than that she may screw up and say somethig like, "Oh, well Ray wants top know how you would feel about a threesome"

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]at least I'm not as bad a typer as Joe.[/QUOTE]
Joe was being a little bitch earlier. :evil:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Truth.

Well, I'm going back to bed. Good night.[/QUOTE]

Later. :wave:

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Also, it dawned on me...why don't I tell the roommate about a threesome and then tell her to ask my girlfriend about it?

other than that she may screw up and say somethig like, "Oh, well Ray wants top know how you would feel about a threesome"[/QUOTE]

It's risky. Why not make a joke about it and see how they react?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]It's risky. Why not make a joke about it and see how they react?[/QUOTE]

That's what I've been thinking

OMG, that would perfect.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]lol.[/QUOTE]
lol

Okay, what kind of joke should I make>? I don't want to make it look obvious.

[QUOTE=lol]lol[/QUOTE]
Shut your fu[size=2]c[/size]kin' face. :thumb:

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Shut your fu[size=2]c[/size]kin' face. :thumb:[/QUOTE]
No lol

[QUOTE=lol]lol[/QUOTE]

lolz0r.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Okay, what kind of joke should I make>? I don't want to make it look obvious.[/QUOTE]

I got it. Hang out with both of them at the same time. And when you are just chillin, start talking about what you all are going to do that night. Then suggest "have a threesome?" while smiling, and see what happens.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]lolz0r.[/QUOTE]
lmaolol

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I got it. Hang out with both of them at the same time. And when you are just chillin, start talking about what you all are going to do that night. Then suggest "have a threesome?" while smiling, and see what happens.[/QUOTE]

That's a close consideration, but is there something less obvious?

I mean, there's the possibility that they'll be like, "Wait...maybe he's serious"

[QUOTE=lol]lmaolol[/QUOTE]

lawlomglolusercp.

[QUOTE=DN]That's a close consideration, but is there something less obvioui?[/QUOTE]

I can take you both, right here, right now!

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]That's a close consideration, but is there something less obvious?

I mean, there's the possibility that they'll be like, "Wait...maybe he's serious"[/QUOTE]

Say you were talking to an old friend from high school, and he just had a threesome and said it was amazing. Just use that so you can bring up the topic, then just ask if they have ever done it, etc?

I'm pullin for you, man.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]lawlomglolusercp.[/QUOTE]
lol subliminal

DN, what did you think of the People Under the Stairs track I posted?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Say you were talking to an old friend from high school, and he just had a threesome and said it was amazing. Just use that so you can bring up the topic, then just ask if they have ever done it, etc?

I'm pullin for you, man.[/QUOTE]

Again, that's pretty risky, too up-front.

Maybe I could say something like, "What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?" or something like that.

[QUOTE=ATM]DN, what did you think of the People Under the Stairs track I posted?[/QUOTE]

Could you re-post it?

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Again, that's pretty risky, too up-front.

Maybe I could say something like, "What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually?" or something like that.



Could you re-post it?[/QUOTE]

Did you see that skit on Chapelle's Show :lol:

Give me a few minutes to upload it.

That should work tho. When it happened for me, I was at a party in Norway. These two chicks were flirting with me the whole night. One of them whispered in my ear that she wanted to give me a strip tease, so we went into one of the empty bedrooms. After about 10 minutes in the room, the other girl walked in smiling. You can imagine the rest :p

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Did you see that skit on Chapelle's Show :lol:

Give me a few minutes.[/QUOTE]

"Probably havin' sex with ol' gangbang here without a rubber!"

/buzz has worn off :(

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]"Probably havin' sex with ol' gangbang here without a rubber!"

/buzz has worn off :([/QUOTE]

Chug a beer.