Well one lad I was marking was about 6ft1, and heres me all of 5ft5 trying to mark him. I still did pretty well as he ahd no body strength what so ever.
I wiped one out with a slider too.

[QUOTE=Wish]I'll change it.

ATTN: [B]Flower Dance[/B].

Check your inbox :cool:[/QUOTE]
Thanks muchos.

That email I sent back sounded a bit 'tarded. I didn't mean to put lot twice :p

[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Just come back from playing football. We played against a team who had 3 more than us, I was stuck in defensive, and to top it all off they were bigger and older than us (I mean they had cars ffs). Still we played for about an hour and we lost 4-3. Now I can barely walk :([/QUOTE]
Footballs a great game to play.
[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Well one lad I was marking was about 6ft1, and heres me all of 5ft5 trying to mark him. I still did pretty well as he ahd no body strength what so ever.
[B]I wiped one out with a slider too.[/B][/QUOTE]
I love completely annihilating people. It's even better when you take em out, but take the ball. Then their there dying on the pitch, and you carry on playing.

i was picked last for football most likely because i have longish hair and they thought i would suck but ended up getting man of the match due to two goals and saving a last minute penalty with an epic dive

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]who's that?[/QUOTE]

Craig/IAJP

I just got back from a stupid work conference thing :mad:
It turns out that we're bringing out a new sceme within the next few month.
It sounds like a big scam to me.
So I wasted 2 hours listening to this company bigwig guy who's a big fat twat, blabber on about working when he's never 'worked' a fuc[I]k[/I]ing full day instore in his life!!

[QUOTE=Brew]Craig/IAJP[/QUOTE]
Aahh, Wish He'd come Back.

[QUOTE=Zowë]I just got back from a stupid work conference thing :mad:
It turns out that we're bringing out a new sceme within the next few month.
It sounds like a big scam to me.
So I wasted 2 hours listening to this company bigwig guy who's a big fat twat, blabber on about working when he's never 'worked' a fuc[I]k[/I]ing full day instore in his life!![/QUOTE]
Put it in his butt

[QUOTE=Zowë]I just got back from a stupid work conference thing :mad:
It turns out that we're bringing out a new sceme within the next few month.
It sounds like a big scam to me.
So I wasted 2 hours listening to this company bigwig guy who's a big fat twat, blabber on about working when he's never 'worked' a fuc[I]k[/I]ing full day instore in his life!![/QUOTE]

You should complain or something

It looks like I'm heading for the dentist tomorrow, bastard teeth :angry:

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Put it in his butt[/QUOTE]
Nah he'd like it too much (he's gay)
[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]You should complain or something
[/QUOTE]
Well a woman I work with was asking basically what I was thinking. And she never really got a straight answer...
It's on a trial period just now as far as I know, but it just sounds like such a scam...

[QUOTE=Zowë]Nah he'd like it too much (he's gay)[/QUOTE]
Ohhh, [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]BURN[/SIZE][/COLOR]

man im bored, how is everyone

I'm fine, you?

I'm about to explode i ate far too much KFC, i think i've got the meat sweats coming, i was going to go out, but i don't think i can move enough :upset:

I hate KFC.

Two days til cannibal corpse :cool:

NP-Cradle of Filth-For those who died

[quote=Mr. Night V2.0]I hate KFC.[/quote]

:eek:
Dude first marmite, now kfc, what do you eat?

I smoke teabags and eat Rice Crispies.

I just ate a pear, I don't think it was ripe enough to eat - it was kinda crunchy.

I'm not listening to some Opeth!

[quote=Mr. Night V2.0]I smoke teabags and eat Rice Crispies.[/quote]

Well that's, er........interesting!

Np, Extreme - Decadence Dance, Nuno's too good for Extreme, although if they do a UK tour I'm there!

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]I smoke teabags and eat Rice Crispies.[/QUOTE]
haha I've smoked a tea bag before :upset:

FOD, :D
and good night UK

Hey!

You haven't posted for another two minutes!

[QUOTE=PAJJ]FOD, :D
and good night UK[/QUOTE]
Nighty

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Two days til cannibal corpse :cool:

NP-Cradle of Filth-For those who died[/QUOTE]

Draw blood on Hammer Smashed Face for me. If I was younger and able to withstand pits better, I would go see them

Ohh yeah FOAD.

Forget the pits.

It's all about being on the guard barrier.

Morning all :)
I just listened to an answer phone message from work asking if I could go in because they are kinda busy....[SIZE="1"]I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear it! shhhhhhh[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Zowë]Morning all :)
I just listened to an answer phone message from work asking if I could go in because they are kinda busy....[SIZE="1"]I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear it! shhhhhhh[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

Haha.
Morning Fred :wave:

I just took my washing out the machine. I've shrunk my new top that I was planning on wearing tomorrow :upset:
I read the label and it says "hand wash only" hahahha
So I stretched it out loads and spun it about to try and stretch it....

Any of you all read Viz?

Nah, it's pretty crap.

[QUOTE=Zowë]haha I've smoked a tea bag before :upset:[/QUOTE]
I don't usually do it, but I had a 'Teajoint' last night, and I just tryed it again now, only I can't roll joints properly, and burning tea makes a shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE]load of smoke.
[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Any of you all read Viz?[/QUOTE]
I buy it for the profanisouras. That alone is worth 1.50. The rest of it's a bit crap, really.

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]I don't usually do it, but I had a 'Teajoint' last night, and I just tryed it again now, only I can't roll joints properly, and burning tea makes a shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE]load of smoke.
[/QUOTE]
I only did it as a laugh when I was drunk about a year back, and it fell apart about half way down! heheh

If you do it properly, it's supposed to make you sleepy.

Really I would of thought the adverse would happen being tea and all.

[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Really I would of thought the adverse would happen being tea and all.[/QUOTE]
I know, but yeah, Sleepy and relaxed.

If you smoke Green Tea.

[quote=Mr. Night V2.0]I know, but yeah, Sleepy and relaxed.

If you smoke Green Tea.[/quote]

Right ok.....so thats [I][B]Green[/B][/I] tea.

hmmmm are you sure it's actually tea!!!

I've never smoked tea, but my mate who's a cronic smoker (of pretty much anything) did once, after a couple of puffs he started coughing, then he threw up loads, i probably should of done more than laugh at him, but i was "slighty" drunk.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]Right ok.....so thats [I][B]Green[/B][/I] tea.

hmmmm are you sure it's actually tea!!!

I've never smoked tea, but my mate who's a cronic smoker (of pretty much anything) did once, after a couple of puffs he started coughing, then he threw up loads, i probably should of done more than laugh at him, but i was "slighty" drunk.[/QUOTE]
I didn't throw up, But I coughed a little.

I was at school until 7 today.
Had to record a piece and there were 5 others before me. Joy.

I've now done all my coursework.