The Four Yorkshiremen? That's one of my favorites.

To Riva.

That's the one.

[QUOTE=Deth]The Four Yorkshiremen? That's one of my favorites.

To Riva.[/QUOTE]

Can't find it, but I did find this one:

Palin: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood,
Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be
meeting a man who *does* gardening. But first on the show
we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Idle: Taht si crreoct.

Palin: Do you enjoy it?

Idle: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.

Palin: And what's your name?

Idle: Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot.

Palin: Well, Graham, nice to have you on the show. Now, where
do you come from?

Idle: Bumcreland.

Palin: Cumberland?

Idle: Stah't it sepricely.

Palin: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of
Shakespeare?

Idle: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I'm wroking
on "The Mating of the Wersh".

Palin: "The Mating of the Wersh"? By William Shakespeare?

Idle: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.

Palin: And what else?

Idle: "Two Netlemeng of Verona", "Twelfth Thing","The Chamrent
of Venice"....

Palin: Have you done "Hamlet"?

Idle: "Thamle". 'Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.'

Palin: And what is your next project?

Idle: "Ring Kichard the Thrid".

Palin: I'm sorry?

Idle: 'A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!'

Palin: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram,
that's a spoonerism.

Idle: If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. (Exit)

What's the one where Hitler moves into a small town? That's pure gold.

I got spanked for saying d[size=2]a[/size]mn once.

Other than that, my life has been great so far.

Quarreling with girls is no fun though. That said, things could be worse, like some of the things you guys have been through, heh.

I'm saving for [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009XRZ92/qid=1145266280/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-3768871-8336658?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130]this.[/url]

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I really was a little bastard.

I was very close to being suspended from first school.
then when I went to middle school, there were kids alot worse than me.

The first school was this all woman teacher, cchurch controlled thing. All I wanted to do was sit and read all day. Still do as a matter of fact:p

NP-Vital Remains-Infidel[/QUOTE]

I got suspended for 1 day when I was in grade 3 :upset:

It went by warnings, well "blue tickets", 3 of those, and you were suspended. First one was for throwing snowballs, secnond one the next days, I was caught swaring by the same psycopath teacher. Thena few months aafter, they said I was fighting, which I wasn't so...that was it for me.

NP Elvenking - The Regality Dance

I really really should go to bed.

Night.

I was suspended in 6th grade for writing a very very mean to my gf at the time.

She turned it in to the principal.

Goonight Ollie.

I just have a little bit of my essay to do left...which I could do tomorrow. If only I haf the whole week off like my friend does :(

NP Elvenking - Oakenshield

Reason enough not to have a girlfriend in 6th grade I suppose.

To ArrestThisMan

I'm getting owned by everyone postwise today.

[QUOTE=Deth]Reason enough not to have a girlfriend in 6th grade I suppose.

To ArrestThisMan

I'm getting owned by everyone postwise today.[/QUOTE]

Well, she was a year older then me, and when I found out she liked me I immediatly started dating her, even though she was such a bi[i]t[/i]ch most of the time.

Anyway, I found out she kissed some other guy, so I wrote her this note, thinking I was so hardcore. It was basically just all this jumbled profanity.

My school was a Catholic school, so the principal gave the note to the priest to read she thought it was so bad. He was like "I felt like I had to wash me eyes out after reading this".

That sucked so bad. Then my mom made me write her a apology, and she and her friends were all reading it out loud and laughing.

Its called clicking the lil quote button on the bottom right hand corner of the post :D :p

NP Elvenking - Conjuring of the 14th

To Deth, now I just got owned :upset:

I own you all :-D

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I own you all :-D[/QUOTE]
I hate to correct, but I own you, so that means I own everyone.

My mommy owns me.

/mommy's boy ++

:p I'm just kidding

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]My mommy owns me.

/mommy's boy ++

:p I'm just kidding[/QUOTE]
I own your mom :naughty:

:smoke:

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]I own your mom :naughty:

:smoke:[/QUOTE]

I just might tell her that :mad:

" MOMMY !, A GUY ON THE FORUM SAYS HE OWNS YOU !!! "

I should stop posting in here before I'm frowned upon

I shoulda seen your comment coming :p

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I just might tell her that :mad:

" MOMMY !, A GUY ON THE FORUM SAYS HE OWNS YOU !!! "

I should stop posting in here before I'm frowned upon

I shoulda seen your comment coming :p[/QUOTE]
Go ahead and tell her, and ask her much of an animal I am.

Let's stop talking about my mommy :lol:

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]Let's stop talking about my mommy :lol:[/QUOTE]
Ok, Im sorry you had to find out this way.

So are you going to upload some IE for the Daily Upload?

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica]Ok, Im sorry you had to find out this way.

So are you going to upload some IE for the Daily Upload?[/QUOTE]

:p

To be honest, I don't really know how to upload any albums. I don't think I have the right program too either...Meh, I'm a noob at this.

I will maybe though, now that you asked. You want recommendations though, just ask me, I'll be glad to help :)

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]:p

To be honest, I don't really know how to upload any albums. I don't think I have the right program too either...Meh, I'm a noob at this.

I will maybe though, now that you asked. You want recommendations though, just ask me, I'll be glad to help :)[/QUOTE]

just use winzip or winrar then ysi...

You're the Iced Earth aficianado not me.

All you have to do is zip the album and upload them to a file hosting site such a yousendit or megaupload.

I'll figure it out :p

If I upload one, it'l be Night of the Stormrider probably.

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I'll figure it out :p

If I upload one, it'l be Night of the Stormrider probably.[/QUOTE]
I already have that one.

May 2nd - Jake wants to see Tool so bad.

May 2nd.

****, I just realized I have a tennis match that day.

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I'll figure it out :p

If I upload one, it'l be Night of the Stormrider probably.[/QUOTE]

Upload Horror Show. I'm in love with that album.

Also, Ephel Duath is tremendous. It's basically Atheist with a LOT more jazz and prog. rock feel to it.

NP: Ephel Duath - The Unpoetic Circle

Haha, you play Tennis. Everyone laugh at the tennis player.

Only athletic people who want to make it rich play tennis. :lol:

Whatever you say, I guess. :shrug: