[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Have you guys ever seen that Bowflex commercial wit the hot Grandma[/QUOTE]
Don't think i want too. :thumb:

No way in hell is she really 50+.

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Have you guys ever seen that Bowflex commercial wit the hot Grandma[/QUOTE]



rofl, she sooo isnt 50, 40 at the most

Alright, I've got all my dimes rolled. 20$



:amaze:

i'll take my bass over watching a tv commercial anyday . . .

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Alright, I've got all my dimes rolled. 20$



:amaze:[/QUOTE]
*Throws rolls to the ground and steals a single dime* :evil:

[QUOTE=Dieforitall89]Don't think i want too. :thumb:[/QUOTE]


My friend almost got raped by a very old lady on Monday
no joke

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My friend almost got raped by a very old lady on Monday
no joke[/QUOTE]

WTF

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My friend almost got raped by a very old lady on Monday
no joke[/QUOTE]


Seriously?

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My friend almost got raped by a very old lady on Monday
no joke[/QUOTE]
DIDJA MACE HER?

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]My friend almost got raped by a very old lady on Monday
no joke[/QUOTE]

Explain.

my music teacher got mugged by an 80 year old gypsy in spain . . .

Yeah.

Well, in her 60's

I Guess she was talking to a bunch of my friends and it started raining. He didn't have a ride home, so she offered to take him. Out front of his house, she locked the doors and floored it to her house, a few miles away. When they got to her house, she opened his door, and he knocked her over and ran, like, three miles home.

No Joke at All

Ah I'll be calling in a w t f on that.

Nickles are done: 6$

I don't have any penny rolls, so quarters are last. Wish me luck




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[QUOTE=Dieforitall89]DIDJA MACE HER?[/QUOTE]

I wasn't there

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Yeah.

Well, in her 60's

I Guess she was talking to a bunch of my friends and it started raining. He didn't have a ride home, so she offered to take him. Out front of his house, she locked the doors and floored it to her house, a few miles away. When they got to her house, she opened his door, and he knocked her over and ran, like, three miles home.

No Joke at All[/QUOTE]

Holy Sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE].

That would be attempted rape then.

Thank God he got away from the crazy bitch

"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

Made all the better with a random Hannibal quote.


:thumb:

[QUOTE=e p]That would be attempted rape then.[/QUOTE]


Well, yeah. But attempted rape by senior citizen is just a crime against nature

Thats messed up man...

If she was in her 20's or 30's it wouldn't have been so disturbing.

Ok, I'm done. 30$ in quarters. That makes a total of 56$ of rolled change. I'm goin to the credit union tomorow :cool:




:amaze:

Funknbass, have you heard of Return to Forever (Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea, Al DiMeola)?

Sweet jazz group

[QUOTE=gaslight]Thats messed up man...

If she was in her 20's or 30's it wouldn't have been so disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah .. .and if she was hott :naughty:




:amaze:

Well I figure that was a given :p. If she wasn't hot then just freak out! He should have punched the old lady in the face.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yeah .. .and if she was hott :naughty:




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Like the bowflex commercial granny

:naughty: :lol:

That lady is [I]fine[/I].

[QUOTE=BassasonicMuthaplucka]Funknbass, have you heard of Return to Forever (Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea, Al DiMeola)?

Sweet jazz group[/QUOTE]

I think so, whats one of thier songs.