Today in my car (my moms van technically) I cranked weezer, as that was what was on. Then it was Gob. Then I got back from taking the garbage out.

Mony Python pwns

"And...wait...yes, he's managed to run himself over with his own car!"

Faulty Towers is hillarious too. But mostly Eddie Izzard

"You see, you Americans and us British are different. We pronounce things differently. You pronounce it tomatoe, we pronounce it tamaotoe. You pronounce it zee, we pronounce it zed. You pronounce it erb, we pronounce it herb...because theres a f'ucking [I]h[/I] in it."

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]PREGNANT. The frog is pregnant. Vous n'avez utilise' une "condom".[/QUOTE]
no no.it does that all the time.it stops for 4 months, then it comes back.

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

I will pee in your face.

Chinese don't exist

[QUOTE=Coma_Girl]no no.it does that all the time.it stops for 4 months, then it comes back.[/QUOTE]
hmm, I've been pwned on my knowledge of the period once again. More monty python lyrics.

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Chinese don't exist[/QUOTE]Then explain who peed in my coke after they told me a joke.

Was it your alter ego, Shanessa?

"So....Hitler was a vegitarian artist, he's not quite the type you'd expect to be a vegitarian artist. I can just see it, one day...'Can't...quite...get...this...f'uckin...tre-OH I VILL KILL EVERYONE IN ZEE VORLD!!!'"

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]Was it your alter ego, Shanessa?[/QUOTE]Wtf...Shanessa...why not just say Shannon? DURR

The best British comedy is Eddie Izzard and The Young Ones.

Eddie Izzard was in Ocean's 12

i was just watching a food network special where mark summers of "the greatest show ever made" Family double dare was talking about cheese

So I listened to AFI today, I didn't like it.

So I listened to The Misfits today, I still don't like it.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]i was just watching a food network special where mark summers of "the greatest show ever made" Family double dare was talking about cheese[/QUOTE]

Marc is a Food Network host now, his show on there, Unwrapped rocks.

which AFI cd?

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]i was just watching a food network special where mark summers of "the greatest show ever made" Family double dare was talking about cheese[/QUOTE]
Its like clockwork. I can guarantee every night @ 10:30 youre on. You should come on more often.

remember that other nick game show, what would you do? or something?

[QUOTE=SactoUnited]Its like clockwork. I can guarantee every night @ 10:30 youre on. You should come on more often.[/QUOTE]
weird, i do. mabey because i have finished all my homework

I loved that show when I was little. It was very early 90s

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]remember that other nick game show, what would you do? or something?[/QUOTE]

I remember that show, I don't remember the name. Was it the one with the pie machine etc.?

I still have to finish my geometry.

there was not plot to what would you do, it was just a bunch of **** happening. and there was the pie pod.....

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]which AFI cd?[/QUOTE]

Black Sails whatever, the one that wa sone the Top 100.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]weird, i do. mabey because i have finished all my homework[/QUOTE]
What skewl do u go to?

Ck.

O and remember how all the nick game shows involved slime.

Wuts Ck again, im blankin?

Mclatchy

ah i see.

Remeber that game show with the video game theme.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Black Sails whatever, the one that wa sone the Top 100.[/QUOTE]

What a great cd

Before Davey turned into Mecha goth they were a good band.

[U]Great Nick Shows of the Late 80's Early 90's[/U]
Nick Arcade
Salute Your shorts
Rocko
Doug
Ren and Stimpy
What Would Jesus(Mark Summers) Do
Degrassi jr high
Ledgends of The MOTHER F UCKING HIDDEN TEMPLE
Are You afraid of the dark
clarissa explains it all
Bing
Shelpy woo
alex mac
PEATE AND PEATE!!!

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE][U]Great Nick Shows of the Late 80's Early 90's[/U]
Nick Arcade
Salute Your shorts
Rocko
Doug
Ren and Stimpy
What Would Jesus(Mark Summers) Do

Are You afraid of the dark
clarissa explains it all

Shelpy woo
alex mac
PEATE AND PEATE!!![/QUOTE]
I loved all those shows. Except you forgot Angry Beavers.

I used to be called Pete because I looked like Pete, which Pete I do not know.

I loved every single one of those shows but can't remember Nick Arcade, Bing, or Shelpy woo

Alex mac was the one about that chick who could turn into liquid right? and legends of the hidden temple was another game show yeah?

Also I never much liked Degrassi

angry beavers waslater

he's right

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]I loved every single one of those shows but can't remember Nick Arcade, Bing, or Shelpy woo

Alex mac was the one about that chick who could turn into liquid right? and legends of the hidden temple was another game show yeah?

Also I never much liked Degrassi[/QUOTE]
bing was around for only a little bit, i still remember it for some reason. Shelby woo was about an asian chick who solved mysteries. Nick Arcade is when spoiled brats got to go into sonic the hedchoge