Because... Sometimes the bullet will not fit in the chamber.

russian roulet.

I once had a friend who was Russian. His brother was involved in the small time local Russian gang.

Senator John Kerry told interviewer Larry King that he "hasn't had time" to be briefed on the possibility of new al Qaeda attacks.

Me and my friends were in a car and some mexican gangster was on the opposite side of the street walking on the sidwalk and we all looked at him and he came towards us

Then what happened?

Vote Or Die

You like rice? Fry rice?

The light turned green so we went and he turned around and kept walking

Kung Pao Canine.

Don't cook doggie... :upset:

Now man's best friend can be man's first course as well!

I'd only eat an ugly dog.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Now man's best friend can be man's first course as well![/QUOTE]
Mmm red rocket

A nice, frosty mug of NJ is good for the soul.

A nice warm mug of shut the hell up is good for your mouth!

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Me and my friends were in a car and some mexican gangster was on the opposite side of the street walking on the sidwalk and we all looked at him and he came towards us[/QUOTE]
and then did you shoot him through the right lung?

No dude I don't roll that way.

Carlton is such a fag in the episode of Fresh Prince where Will gets shot.

I really should go to bed. When the kids cartoons come on in the morning it's usually a sign you should turn in.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]No dude I don't roll that way.[/QUOTE]
You *****. You are in america, why dont you carry six guns around with you at all times?

Haha I went to bed the other night and birds started chirping. I thought that was bad.

The ignore user list is truely a great thing.

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]The ignore user list is truely a great thing.[/QUOTE]
Who is on yours?

Oh, just people who are annoying.

My ignore list is:
a_minor_threat
GolDfingeRNoFXRaNc|D
Ihatehate
joenailface
melz__
pilot of fire
prettyvacant
SmashThePMRC
twinkles

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]My ignore list is:
a_minor_threat
GolDfingeRNoFXRaNc|D
Ihatehate
joenailface
melz__
pilot of fire
prettyvacant
SmashThePMRC
twinkles[/QUOTE]
Those are all pretty good ones. Especially Ihatehate.

Good posters? Or good choices?

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]Who is on yours?[/QUOTE]
Me you idiot

I got really sick of the amount of posts Ihatehate made that consisted only or mainly of smileys.