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P13 01-26-2011 06:17 PM

for sure

just haven't found the next one yet so my mind is still betraying me

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 06:28 PM

[QUOTE=Tyler;18374580]Hate that shit. Get out early is all I can say. Same sort of thing happened to me.

A few months ago went to visit a friend who lives just out of town. Bunch of us were there, blablabla. Get to the bar and one of his friends pulls me onto the dancefloor. Long story short, we fool around. Call her the next day and we meet up a week later. Go out drinking and dancing again with the same friends and she and I go on an actual date the day after. Cool. We go out a couple more times and then one night she texts me asking what I consider her, which I should have known was a trap. I said something like, "the girl I'm seeing" or something along those lines and the next day she invites me out to dinner, where she springs one of those "nothing serious, dont want to give you the wrong impression" speeches on me. This entire time (matter of like three weeks) she'd been texting me non-stop, we talked on the phone a lot and she kept saying how she told her friends about me and had this massive 'crush' on me blablabla. We hooked up again on Halloween and the next day she totally sketched out. We're friends now still but it's kind of awkward and like it never happened.

If a broad is giving you that weird of a signal after just one date, I'd say abort. Abort as fast as you can.[/QUOTE]

I skimmed through that and was about to congratulate you on not using the word "broad" then you just had to go and ruin it with that last sentence

P13 01-26-2011 06:29 PM

and i'm a fucking catch fuk all the haters and all teh womyn

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 06:30 PM

yeah man i'm gods gift to women they are just too stupid to realise it

2muchket! 01-26-2011 06:33 PM

Not being looking for anything serious the whole time I was single (3 years), but things with this girl look to be promising.

Only thing is with uni, work, my band and the meagre attempts I do at a social life I have 0 free time atm.

P13 01-26-2011 06:33 PM

good thing you're in australia because I don't think there can be two guys like us on the same continent

xMalcolmXx 01-26-2011 06:37 PM

watching espn and they were doing a thing on the oklahoma st basketball team that died in a plane crash 10 years ago and in the middle of explaining what happened someone turned on an echo effect and the announcers voice went all bubbly and crazy

P13 01-26-2011 06:38 PM

gotta add some comic relief

Tyler 01-26-2011 06:43 PM

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18374615]I skimmed through that and was about to congratulate you on not using the word "broad" then you just had to go and ruin it with that last sentence[/QUOTE]

I'm so predictable :(

P13 01-26-2011 06:51 PM

god damn I wish I had 34k lying around

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ferrari-328-GTS-1987-Ferrari-328-rare-white-red-93k-miles-5-speed-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem45f840ff43QQitemZ300517752643QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks#ht_1858wt_1167[/url]

APirate 01-26-2011 06:52 PM

just finished my two day research study

i got $350 in my pocket but damn if that wasn't boring as a old motherfuck

blockhead 01-26-2011 06:56 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18374517]that explains the double decker bus crashing into us[/QUOTE]

to die by yourrrr side is such a heavenly way to die

implying the smiths aren't in the top 8 on my last.fm

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 06:57 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18374624]good thing you're in australia because I don't think there can be two guys like us on the same continent[/QUOTE]

:D

idk why girls have this bad boy fantasy and go for the same complete raging assholes they seem to complain about so much

I mean i'm no sloppy asskisser and I give 'em shit, most seem to like me for a bit i'm always getting friendzoned though

APirate 01-26-2011 06:59 PM

its because on the inside every one actually wants to be treated like shit

some people let you gag and whip them and other people are more subtle and just date people that are raging assholes

Deth 01-26-2011 07:00 PM

I get friendzoned 100% of the time if I know the girl through friends or have been friends/decent acquaintances with her for a decent amount of time, I'm always incredibly cautious because I hate to have things end up awkwardly or badly so I screw myself over

therefore my hopes always have to be in meeting someone for the first time and letting intentions be known

Nepenthe 01-26-2011 07:00 PM

jaundice is actually right about this

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:01 PM

girls are stupid. i'm a dysfunctional drug addict and girls tolerate this/have sex with me

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 07:01 PM

when I treat people like shit they never talk to me again though

what's the deal

Nepenthe 01-26-2011 07:02 PM

you're not doing it right

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:02 PM

you don't blatantly treat them like shit.

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 07:03 PM

give me an example of how you would treat someone like shit in a subtle manner

Anglachel 01-26-2011 07:03 PM

you tease and taunt not just be a straight up dick

2muchket! 01-26-2011 07:03 PM

I'm only a dick until after I have sex with girls.

I get by on being extremely sarcastic and charming.

And I'm an excellent liar.

The teasing taunting thing I do in every life to everyone, is this really treating a girl badly ?

NEEDTOPOST 01-26-2011 07:03 PM

i can treat people like shit way harder and faster than all of you

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18374675]give me an example of how you would treat someone like shit in a subtle manner[/QUOTE]

idk when i lived with one of my girlfriends i would always spend all my money on drugs and get really fucked up and i think that made it clear she wasn't my top priority. i dated this girl for a year and a half too haha

P13 01-26-2011 07:04 PM

you've got to be subtle about it

I think I'm kinda good at it because when I act nice (not my usual persona) people tend to become disinterested

and when I am coming across as elite and intimidating people say I'm confident

people are stupid women are stupid men are stupid fuck peopel fucke veruoen fuj

Destroy All Girls 01-26-2011 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18374676]you tease and taunt not just be a straight up dick[/QUOTE]

I do this, and it does work to a degree

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18374680]you've got to be subtle about it

I think I'm kinda good at it because when I act nice (not my usual persona) people tend to become disinterested

and when I am coming across as elite and intimidating people say I'm confident

people are stupid women are stupid men are stupid fuck peopel fucke veruoen fuj[/QUOTE]

aren't you a virgin

Larry Bird 01-26-2011 07:05 PM

for some reason i didnt imagine block would like the smiffs

P13 01-26-2011 07:06 PM

its probably because you're a chef and you need to tone it down because you have cock written all over you

APirate 01-26-2011 07:06 PM

i'm overbearingly sweet and polite so i'm not very good at this at all

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18374684]for some reason i didnt imagine block would like the smiffs[/QUOTE]

i love the smiths

P13 01-26-2011 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18374683]aren't you a virgin[/QUOTE]

yeah

NEEDTOPOST 01-26-2011 07:06 PM

everyone shut up this discussion is painful

everyone's contributions, all painful

Larry Bird 01-26-2011 07:07 PM

tolkien poop post a pic

P13 01-26-2011 07:07 PM

no thanks :)

2muchket! 01-26-2011 07:07 PM

I will take you under my wing.

blockhead 01-26-2011 07:07 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18374688]yeah[/QUOTE]

so why do you think you know how to impress women

something doesn't add up

P13 01-26-2011 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18374694]so how are you trying to tell us how to impress women[/QUOTE]

I thought we were talking about people in general not just women

Nepenthe 01-26-2011 07:14 PM

[QUOTE]give me an example of how you would treat someone like shit in a subtle manner[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I'm only a dick until after I have sex with girls.

I get by on being extremely sarcastic and charming.

And I'm an excellent liar.[/QUOTE]

yep he's spot on


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