You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey. I’m female, age 21 looking for hot drunk meaningless cyber sex that we can all forget about tomorrow morning
You: oh thats great
You: my dick is hard as stone atm
Stranger: goodgood
Stranger: i hope its bigg
You: yeah I guess
You: how big do you think it is
Stranger: 10"
You: bigger
You: want pics
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: 15"
You: lets go
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/bhceh1/2
You: oh hell yeah bb youre fine
Stranger: hehe thanks
Stranger: lets see you
You: hold up one sec
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwJ08vt7AI
You: thats me
You: lets go bb I'm strokin it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a girl with a webcam and yahoo.
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You: but yeah I'm horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG dude I busted up laughing soooo hard when I opened that you tube video!!!hahahahahahah

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

Stranger: looking for a girl with a webcam and yahoo.
You: dude i have the softest hands
You: how soft r urs
You: want 2 cyber?
Stranger: no thx
You: :c
You: do you think im ugly?
Stranger: not rly..
You: http://phaedriel.moviez.hu/wordpress-2.1-magyar/wp-content/2007/11/daniel_craig_c12.JPG
You: he is soooo hot
Stranger: i just don`t like cyber
You: holy ****
You: i just ****ing
You: dropped a match on my leg
You: im fucfking aroused
You: wanna suck my dick
You: through telecommunications
You: etc etc?
You: ill cum 2 ur house
You: give you a rimbjob
You: maybe a dutch rudder?
You: cleveland stearmer? anything u want big boi
You: dawg
You: do you like winds of plague bro?
You: oh my god
You: my hands are so soft
You: seriously
You: this is freaking me out
You: its unreal how soft my hands have gotten
You: ive been bathing them in conola oil daily
You: and melting packs of chapstik on them
You: im kind of enraged you havent sent me noods yet
Stranger: u won`t stop talking about ur ****ing hands,will u?
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: best chain lettur ever
You: are you true?
Stranger: no
Stranger: D;
You: pathetic subhuman
You: die in a fire
You: but don't burn all the trees down
You: I
You: IM A TRUE LUMBERJACK ASSHOLE
Stranger: ho shizzle
Stranger: I'm sorry sir
Stranger: D;
You: what is that ****** talk
Stranger: You see, I'm a black lumberjack
Stranger: D:
You: **** off non-elite
You have disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this 'Stranger' is a registered sex offender, Enjoy your chat!]
You: hi :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

are people still talking about that site, its months old and it even featured on oprah ages back as the new threat to children on the internet

[QUOTE=Angmar;17335068]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this 'Stranger' is a registered sex offender, Enjoy your chat!]
You: hi :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol[/QUOTE]

very well done steven

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17335074]are people still talking about that site, its months old and it even featured on oprah ages back as the new threat to children on the internet[/QUOTE]


omfg who cares how old it is it's entertaining

IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
..__
(| o\________
.|rs_}_______}

WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

[QUOTE=Angmar;17335088]omfg who cares how old it is it's entertaining[/QUOTE]

no doubt, just babbling incoherently about old internet memes as people do

[img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3043/wallestein11.jpg[/img]

Stranger: hiya!!
You: tell me a story
Stranger: once upon a time
Stranger: lol
You: A BETTER STORY
Stranger: ur boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: r u gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


this site does nothing but ruin my self esteem

Stranger: nyc girl?

You: yes!

Stranger: what were we talking about?

You: omg how did yo uknow?

You: we were talking about anal i think




Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]this site does nothing but ruin my self esteem[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/91lbpc.png[/IMG]

aw thx ur always there 4 me in tight holes

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17334945]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis
Stranger: egg
You: dick
Stranger: egg
You: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
You: penis
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
i talked to that guy like 6 times and every time i did i just posted a picture of pedobear whenever he said egg

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: 34

Stranger: male

Stranger: hong kong

You: 17

You: female

You: russia

Stranger: i eat people

You: i eat men

Stranger: good onee

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: girl?

You: yes

You: how did you know?

Stranger: good guess?

Stranger: lol

You: o nice1

Stranger: ha

You: guy?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: :)

You: want to cyber?

Stranger: for sure

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: wat you wearing?

You: your move

You: clothing

Stranger: such as?

You: undergarments

Stranger: hot

Stranger: so if i took your panties off wiith my teeth that would be alright?

You: yes it would

Stranger: and rub your clit softly

You: i dont have a clit

You: you have been trapped!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Still?

its like when five year olds get a new 5 part megazord to play with let them have their fun

Stranger: nihao
You: 你好
Stranger: 午安喔
You: 你是中国人吗？
Stranger: 對吖
Stranger: 你住那?
You: 我是美国人
Stranger: 是嗎?
You: 对
Stranger: 為什麼你懂中文?
You: 我想做英语老师

you would

lol

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17335195]you would[/QUOTE]

damn straight

EDIT - typical ...... she's Cantonese and wanted to know my gender, age, and racial background immediately

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im 16, female, USA, lookin for my first cyber
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im 19 kor
You: oh I like Koreans
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i like usa
You: would you like to be part of my fantasies?
Stranger: yes
You: :)
Stranger: kk
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: Im alone in my room naked, I love being naked, what would you like to do to me? I'll take anything from you bb
Stranger: wow
Stranger: Mannaeyo curious people in the world
You: Im sure you can come up with more than that ;)
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: Have a lot of interest in sex
You: yes a lot
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: i`m busy man
Stranger: ahahahahahaha
You: ohhhh come on bb
You: you want a pic?
You: maybe that will turn you on more
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want you picture
Stranger: call
Stranger: tell
You: http://tinypic.com/r/10ye1hk/5
You: there you go bb
Stranger: you send me picture?
Stranger: huk..--
Stranger: you not female
You: suck my fat **** bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jesus christ almighty [B]WARN[/B] us before you post that

hahaha

These are becoming less and less funny. Stop posting them.

:angry:

[quote=cocaine;17335217]these are becoming less and less funny. Stop posting them.[/quote]

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