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RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:02 PM

Mmm, idk, my ex is five foot nothin', I'd like someone a little taller so I don't lose her in crowds and whatnot.

rotanimile 06-06-2010 07:02 PM

dont care what a girl looks like as long as i can put fireworks in her butt

Aakon_Keetreh 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18018295]Mmm, idk, my ex is five foot nothin', I'd like someone a little taller so I don't lose her in crowds and whatnot.[/QUOTE]

rope

Bulldog 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

Fat women should be thrown into concentration camps to work.

Possible results --

A) they will lose weight and be freed
B) they will die from hard work, but thats okay because they were fat
C) they wont work, and well beat them until they either 1) work, and then a or b will happen or 2) die

rotanimile 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

youve posted that like 3 times already

shortz 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18018296]dont care what a girl looks like as long as i can put fireworks in her butt[/QUOTE]

Every girl would want that, so you're set lim.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18018297]rope[/QUOTE]

:lol: women aren't dogs aakon! (Though by the looks of some, they could definitely pass as one)

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18018297]rope[/QUOTE]

Uh, I might get away with that in Vietnam but we're in 'MERICA!

Jaundice 06-06-2010 07:03 PM

dont care what a girl looks like as long as she's smaller and less intelligent than me

O.J. Simpson 06-06-2010 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18018280]do i have to go through the whole "fat women should be thrown into concentration camps" thing again everyone?[/QUOTE]

yea this is a pretty good post

by bulldog standards anyway

Aakon_Keetreh 06-06-2010 07:04 PM

america sucks goddammit

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18018302]dont care what a girl looks like as long as she's smaller and [B]less intelligent than me[/B][/QUOTE]

You're in luck!

witchxrapist 06-06-2010 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18018299]youve posted that like 3 times already[/QUOTE]

in his defense it

Deth 06-06-2010 07:05 PM

could never be with a girl who doesn't have at least above average intelligence

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18018308]could never be with a girl who doesn't have at least above average intelligence[/QUOTE]

Relatively speaking.

EDIT: derp, she can't be [I]too[/I] dumb.

rotanimile 06-06-2010 07:05 PM

just like u right

Aakon_Keetreh 06-06-2010 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18018308]could never be with a girl who doesn't have at least above average intelligence[/QUOTE]

your in the south, isnt that hard?

O.J. Simpson 06-06-2010 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18018308]could never be with a girl who doesn't have at least above average intelligence[/QUOTE]

yea i agree with that.

but i'm in oklahoma, so that's tuff.

shortz 06-06-2010 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18018304]america sucks goddammit[/QUOTE]

It does. ;)

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:07 PM

If you don't like America go live somewhere else and see how you like it.

EDIT: you'll come crawling back.

O.J. Simpson 06-06-2010 07:07 PM

Amurica, **** yeah

illmitch 06-06-2010 07:08 PM

(8:06:53 PM) withhesitance: o i want you to listen to another jew song
(8:07:11 PM) boatshoez: well, it better not be hava nagilah

im so ****ing funny

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:08 PM

America is better than frooty Europe and poor everywhere else.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-06-2010 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18018317]If you don't like America go live somewhere else and see how you like it.

EDIT: you'll come crawling back.[/QUOTE]

whats so great about america

shortz 06-06-2010 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18018317]If you don't like America go live somewhere else and see how you like it.

EDIT: you'll come crawling back.[/QUOTE]

Not if you move to Canada. :)

Free health care wut?

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:09 PM

Canadians are [I]this far[/I] away from being frooty Euros so no thanks.

O.J. Simpson 06-06-2010 07:09 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18018322]Not if you move to Canada, eh. :)

Free health care, eh?[/QUOTE]

sounds about right

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:10 PM

Whatever, pinkos.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-06-2010 07:11 PM

french canadians btw


french canada is the best canada of all.

shortz 06-06-2010 07:11 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18018323]Canadians are [I]this far[/I] away from being frooty Euros so no thanks.[/QUOTE]

:( Retired, I thought we had something special going on.

[QUOTE=O.J. Simpson;18018325]sounds about right[/QUOTE]

What are you talking [I]aboot[/I]? ;)

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18018328]french canadians btw[/QUOTE]

French Canadians can gtfo. Fo' realz. Quebec should just seperate already..

RetiredAt21 06-06-2010 07:12 PM

If I travel anywhere it'll either be to mein vaterland or Vietnam, get me a cute lil Viet girl. :3


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