cant wait to teach my kid how to speedball

dude, speedball ****in' RULED

oh wait

I'm thinking of skeeball lol nvm

[QUOTE=adb;17659445]seeing your son troll timjim's son would be mega-lol :smash:[/QUOTE]

yeah and you will probably ask our kids for advice over here about azn chicks
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not trolling

js [/I]

adb giving relationship advice itt?

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woo windows 7 just came in the mail

it rules

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marriage is pretty lol, being with one person everyday your whole life is just not smart.
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one person would probably be an improvement on what you have now

should i install it now or wait until thursday

[QUOTE=TimJim;17659463]should i install it now or wait until thursday[/QUOTE]

why wait?

trying not to rage and commit acts of violence after hearing my dad say to me that I'm too smart and mature to hang out with people who support blasphemy and anal sex

because im leaving in a little while and i dont have a day off until thursday

now

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17659467]trying not to rage and commit acts of violence after hearing my dad say to me that I'm too smart and mature to hang out with people who support blasphemy and anal sex[/QUOTE]

blasphemy and anal sex both rule

i told him that he had a deepseated moral prejudice based in hatred for the human race but he said i have no idea what im talking about

but its true, if you think anal sex is morally deplorable then you undeniably have no respect for mankind

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cant believe we still suffer from the disease of this primitive hatred in the enlightened year 2009

haven't we evolved as a species ?

[quote=Jaundice;17659482]cant believe we still suffer from the disease of this primitive hatred in the enlightened year 2009

haven't we evolved as a species ?[/quote]
according to i believe its the 2nd law of thermodynamics everything is spiraling towards de-evolving and chaos

/jason falls through the ceiling

the universe is chaos

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ahahahahahahahahahaha

[QUOTE=TimJim;17659484]according to i believe its the 2nd law of thermodynamics everything is spiraling towards de-evolving and chaos[/QUOTE]that's a load of bullocks, i think the human race is undeniably getting better

but we still have a bunch of psychopaths who try to ruin our progress with primitive delusions like religion and morality

[quote=Jaundice;17659492]that's a load of bullocks, i think the human race is undeniably getting better

but we still have a bunch of psychopaths who try to ruin our progress with primitive delusions like religion and morality[/quote]
well yeah technology is getting better for sure, but man has become more depraved. we didnt have nearly as many serial killers in the 1400s as we do today, but hey we have women in politics now!

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17659492]that's a load of bullocks, i think the human race is undeniably getting better
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thats true, but were only getting better in safe zones. take away something as basic as electricity and we fall apart back to the age of killing each other with sticks.

my stick would be awesome

[QUOTE=TimJim;17659485]/jason falls through the ceiling[/QUOTE]

too busy doing modern physics to lol at you

sorry

[QUOTE=TimJim;17659498]well yeah technology is getting better for sure, but man has become more depraved. we didnt have nearly as many serial killers in the 1400s as we do today, but hey we have women in politics now![/QUOTE]Jeez Tim

We had serial killers back then, they were the people who governed us and what they did was completely justified under their laws. 1400's is a terrible example, Vlad the Impaler was in power around then ffs.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17659498]well yeah technology is getting better for sure, but man has become more depraved. we didnt have nearly as many serial killers in the 1400s as we do today, but hey we have women in politics now![/QUOTE]

thats like people saying that 50 years ago it was safe to leave your front door open. its not so much that it was safe, just that mass media and news didnt exist so people were blind to widespread dangers.

[quote=Jaundice;17659508]Jeez Tim

We had serial killers back then, they were the people who governed us and what they did was completely justified under their laws. 1400's is a terrible example, Vlad the Impaler was in power around then ffs.[/quote]
well he had power to do that im talking like every day people. they didnt go out and impale pregnant women etc

Actually there were plenty of killers during the middle ages that weren't in any form of power and still went out and killed, because, well a lot of Europe was woodland, and the (forces of) law weren't very extensive.

The fact that he was given the power to freely do that is what proves, in my opinion, that man was more depraved than now at that point in time.

And to this day, every day people generally don't impale pregnant women.

The point josh makes is very valid as well.

As far as a standard for depravity, I'm talking about that which abuses the rights of others and causes suffering to mankind. Drug abuse and sexual deviance should be considered forms of enlightenment and not depravity in this context.

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As far as a standard for depravity, I'm talking about that which abuses the rights of others and causes suffering to mankind. Drug abuse and sexual deviance should be considered forms of enlightenment and not depravity in this context.[/quote]
lets stay bros and not talk about politics eh