Stranger: hi im 16 male & horny with msn
You: i'm only 9 is there a problem with that
Stranger: no not really
You: good. i'm so erect right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

man i just blew a whole pedo chat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls
You: 9/f/cali
Stranger: you are slow
Stranger: 9?
You: hehe wuts rong ^_^
Stranger: go to bed baby
Stranger: :)
You: duz that make u horny
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: are you horny
Stranger: ?
You: MayBe Lol
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what are you doing now?
You: sittin here by mself
You: my mom went 2 get grroceries
Stranger: uhm ok
Stranger: give me your msn id
You: y
You: i liek talkin on here
Stranger: but
Stranger: ı dont belive you
Stranger: you arent 9
Stranger: ok
You: yes i am
You: u jerk
Stranger: can ı see you
Stranger: on the webcam?
You: whats that?
You: y do u want 2 see me
You: ewww :(
Stranger: if you open cam to me.
Stranger: this time
Stranger: ı belive you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dont worry
You: my tummy hurts
You: down there...
Stranger: dont worry only ı want to see you
You: r u a bad man
Stranger: then you closed the cam.
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı am not bad
Stranger: ı am a good man
Stranger: ok
You: ok i trust u
Stranger: ok
You: jus a second ok
Stranger: now give me your msn id.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ı am waiting.
You: my moms home i gotta b carful
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok
You: Hi this is Tiffany's mom.
You: Who is this?

and then he didn believe me

[quote=crudo;17334357]man i just blew a whole pedo chat

connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
stranger: Asl pls
you: 9/f/cali
stranger: You are slow
stranger: 9?
You: Hehe wuts rong ^_^
stranger: Go to bed baby
stranger: :)
you: Duz that make u horny
stranger: Uhm
stranger: Are you horny
stranger: ?
You: Maybe lol
stranger: :)
stranger: What are you doing now?
You: Sittin here by mself
you: My mom went 2 get grroceries
stranger: Uhm ok
stranger: Give me your msn id
you: Y
you: I liek talkin on here
stranger: But
stranger: ı dont belive you
stranger: You arent 9
stranger: Ok
you: Yes i am
you: U jerk
stranger: Can ı see you
stranger: On the webcam?
You: Whats that?
You: Y do u want 2 see me
you: Ewww :(
stranger: If you open cam to me.
Stranger: This time
stranger: ı belive you
stranger: Ok
stranger: Dont worry
you: My tummy hurts
you: Down there...
Stranger: Dont worry only ı want to see you
you: R u a bad man
stranger: Then you closed the cam.
Stranger: No
stranger: ı am not bad
stranger: ı am a good man
stranger: Ok
you: Ok i trust u
stranger: Ok
you: Jus a second ok
stranger: Now give me your msn id.
Stranger: Ok
stranger: ı am waiting.
You: My moms home i gotta b carful
stranger: :)
stranger: Ok
you: Hi this is tiffany's mom.
You: Who is this?

And then he didn believe me[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha

i was going to give him steve's msn but im a good guy

lol wtf?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: im doing a survey for school and i need your input
You: have you ever ridden a cucumber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have you?
You: several times. its exhilarating.

fffff i got ff3.5 and adblock wont work with it and now i have to see dimmus ugly as all ****ing hell avatar again

yo dude lets play some starcraft

sup guys.

nm chatting to some dude in Boston University's medical school as a 17 year old girl from Portland

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17334392]yo dude lets play some starcraft[/QUOTE]

im down

[QUOTE=Deth;17334400]nm chatting to some dude in Boston University's medical school as a 17 year old girl from Portland[/QUOTE]
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

I have this guy so convinced. been chatting for like half an hour.

Stranger: hey
You: what up
Stranger: nm u
You: red gatorade, hair extensions
Stranger: i love red gatorade
You: yeah its dope
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 16/m/canada hbu?
You: 13/f/new york
Stranger: and your gettin hair extensions already?
You: ha yeah
Stranger: y?
You: my mom says i grew up too fast
Stranger: what colour?
You: blood red
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what a dick, I wasn't even being that weird.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17334402]im down[/QUOTE]

when a couple of my irl friends come on ill hit you up SINCE NO ONE HERE WANTS TO

lol last part of epic conversation with incredibly lonely dude:

Stranger: so are you leaving soon
Stranger: for work
You: yeah soon
You: closing shift sucks
Stranger: what did you decide to wear
You: my turquoise american eagle top and jeans
You: nothing too snazzy
Stranger: sounds cute
You: gotta look the part!
Stranger: do guys come flirt with you
You: yeah comes with the job
You: it gets old
Stranger: i can imagine
You: oh btw
You: I'm a 20 year old male engineering student at Florida State University
You: so ffffuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

The one time this gay dude who worked with my one friend was posing as a chick on aim, so I started IM'ing him and sent him pics of myself peeing and he stopped IM'ing my freind lol.

haha

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17334424]when a couple of my irl friends come on ill hit you up SINCE NO ONE HERE WANTS TO[/QUOTE]

I would but the torrent I got for it turned out to be a dud :(

buy the ****ing game its twenty bucks

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17334104]Effing sweet dude! Who all is playing again?[/QUOTE]

check it out yourself: www.metalcamp.com :chug:

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17334459]buy the ****ing game its twenty bucks[/QUOTE]

Ya I know I prolly should, maybe I'll install Steam.

i just did rick astley lyrics.
almost got to the second chorus before they disconnected =[

**** these Chinese people and their emotionalessness

ugh i just ate so many cheerios

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571obCZr_h8[/url]

I died

lol I got that bikini game advertisement too haha

who wants to build a fort and tell ghost stories