tell her you only do anal

yessss :lol:

pretty sure you can catch hiv from anal

goddamn

My cat can do better. And scratch dirt over it.
If they are searching the tunnels-then we must leave the tunnels.
to the reluctant conclusion that the only way they could ever find out
drift over to the first flock, find one of the shepherds who is maybe
lifted a quizzical eyebrow.
ribs sent me skidding down the room.
budge. I looked at the now silent box.
and the launch moved away and vanished in the growing light. Scarcely
dat gets this sword for free. Any takers?
Veldi . . . ?
and fingering the hilt of his large sword embedded in the stone close
neck. Raised it and began to fire at us.
Physicists tend to look at things in a different manner.

that has got to be the best email i have ever received in my life

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7WY4t2pS0&feature=related[/url]

dont know if this can even be considered a parody. its pretty spot on.

not enough reverb and delay on the vocals

dat nigga got sum pocky

whats the point of putting url tags if ur gonna f em up :lol: that just makes it harder to cp

i'm trying to come up with an idea for this marketing project; it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet that I have to market for the rest of the semester. I think I'm going to advertise a pill that cures cancer. my marketing campaign is just going to be: "it cures cancer. Why wouldn't you want this?"

watchin 3 ninjas kick back this is probably the best 3 ninjas

[QUOTE=blockhead;18373169]i'm trying to come up with an idea for this marketing project; it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet that I have to market for the rest of the semester. I think I'm going to advertise a pill that cures cancer. my marketing campaign is just going to be: "it cures cancer. Why wouldn't you want this?"[/QUOTE]

pocket eliminator
press it and it says one of 50 sayings

haha that would be badass. i have to say eliminator has really grown on me.

[QUOTE=emilyyy;18373174]pocket eliminator
press it and it says one of 50 sayings[/QUOTE]

my favorite pocket eliminator saying is probably "i sgasghugh nd hugsh u fgt fuk :lol::confused::confused::confused:"

[IMG]http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p441/KireCrasher/SonicRelaxing.gif[/IMG]

or shrek dick

lol @ pic

[QUOTE]a pill that cures cancer[/QUOTE]

...

dude he said that it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet and is something "way out there" i don't have to make it feasible apparently so i think this works.

the eliminator girlfriend

you mean i can have an eliminator for my girlfriend?!!?

girliminator

eliminator

girlfriend

pick 1

thatsthejoke.pdf

[I][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Purpleniplz[/COLOR][/I]__ bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :lol:

lol emilyyy

the best thing would be a machine that makes opiates out of water

brent just got [IMG]http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/KatyPerrySlimeFin.gif[/IMG]

i want a cmoputer program where u can teleport thru ur screen into the other persons room like if ur on stickam watching a girl if u open ur program and hit a button u can go thru ur screen into her room the only problem is they need the program 2 or u gotta walk home

[QUOTE=aria;18373212]i want a cmoputer program where u can teleport thru ur screen into the other persons room like if ur on stickam watching a girl if u open ur program and hit a button u can go thru ur screen into her room the only problem is they need the program 2 or u gotta walk home[/QUOTE]

these are the type of things I think about when i'm home alone and the internet is out

wat if the gurls r secrete evil fuken robots tryin 2 kill ur goddamn dick

yea its risky u never kno whats gonna happen ppl will put the teen their as bait and when u get in youll get jumped by some guys standin out of the cam view

thats y u dont take ur wallet

yeh fwel i dont even hav a fuken walet so thats gud

lol

extremely tired

get some sleep :smash:

but its 7

is 9 stupidpshit woellol :lol:

tranny walked by me in the halls at school today

gave me a look that made me uncomfortable

didn't help that he/she (???) was wearing a crop top

:shiver:

some of em are ok most of em are gross