You: YOYOYOYO
Stranger: yo man
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: AWESOME!! YEAH
You: I know right
You: wanna go to a keggar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: HeY StRAngEr Lol ;)
You: a/S/l
Stranger: oh hai thair
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: wuTs ur name
Stranger: David
You: u SOund PRety cute ;)))
Stranger: u sound prety emo
You: r ur parents home
Stranger: no
You: Omg
You: i am taking of my Pants
You: Oops thEre they go
You: Silly me
You: r u boner yet ;))

Stranger: boy ?
You: 13 yr
You: u??
Stranger: 14
Stranger: boy ?
You: omg u sound so matur
You: i am boy
Stranger: good, i look kinda old but i am not i modle http://www.download.hr/forum/attachments/hot/110d1173789635-hot-girls-sexy_16.jpg
Stranger: thanks i like too.
You: im gonna clik dat link is it viruses???
Stranger: nope
You: it has sexy in name Lol i cant wait
You: sometimes i loev sexy gurls but oldr boys r just so much betterrrrrr
You: ugahhhhhi brb puberty

pretty sure every person on this site is a troll

yeah pretty much but it hones the skills

Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: asl? what the ****?
You: do you have AIDS?
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: i dont
You: 20 girl russia
You: u?
Stranger: 20 guy canada
You: my friends lives in canada
You: toronto
You: she is a lesbian
You: i have sex with her on the regular
Stranger: wbu?
Stranger: ur bi or lesbian?
You: bi
Stranger: ah ok, can I say ''cool'' without you having to disconnect?
You: yeah sure
You: im very open
Stranger: cool
You: in every way haha
Stranger: lol i see
Stranger: Would you agree to show me pics of urself?
Stranger: If I show some of mine?
You: yeah sure bb
You: lemme look at my facebook
Stranger: ah ok, but i kinda meant ''sexy'' pics
Stranger: u know what I mean?
You: sure i will show you my juicy pink squirrel
You: http://hobostomp.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/russian-woman-natalya-m-belly-fat-picture33.jpg

random encounters + anonymity

That adds to the hilarity.

Any of you who's on that site, chatting, should ask his chatter if he's going to Kikefest or something.

everyone ive asked says theyre chinese lol

Stranger: hey
You: are you ZOG?
You: they told me ZOG would be here.
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm saying I'm brazilian and chatting with a claimed korean

[QUOTE=Crudo;17334307]Stranger: hey
You: are you ZOG?
You: they told me ZOG would be here.
Stranger: yeah
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:lol:

Someone's offended.

I'm chatting with a chinese person now lol.

You: its cold here :(
Stranger: its hot here ....
Stranger: too HOT !!!!!!!
You: oh ya what city ur from lol
Stranger: Chongqing
You: thats a mouthful
You: like my DICK LOL

[QUOTE=Angmar;17334281]omg this one is going amazingly[/QUOTE]

yo bro are you equipped to send the green?

i disconnect at any hint of chinkity

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17334316]yo bro are you equipped to send the green?[/QUOTE]

I will later this afternoon after I run to the bank k babe.

Stranger: hey there
You: ****ing hebes i tell you man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: jew?
You: ****
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Stranger: Six Characters in Search of an Author
Stranger: onfusion is one of the most value of a character without author.
You: 666 characters in search of a holocaust
You: invoke the name of sathanas
You: hebe underling
Stranger: **** your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: allah akkbar!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: do u like nickelback
Stranger: Hey I'm a horny guy, 19, wanna cyber?
You: im only 12
You: is that wrong??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Are you Aryan
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: random?
You: abuse me
Stranger: no
You: why not
You: my daddy did it.
You: its ok.
Stranger: i want to improve you
You: improve the **** out of me.
You: improve me in every crevice.
Stranger: i'll improve ur mind
Stranger: ok
Stranger: only ur mind
Stranger: and maybe ur anus
You: what kind of sick thoughts are you going to put in there
You: yeah there we go
You: wreck it
Stranger: no
You: knowledge my ***
Stranger: i want to improve you

Stranger: hey
You: allah akkbar!
Stranger: ok then.
Stranger: i don't believe in God, but you believe what you want.
You: قتل كل اليهود'
Stranger: I am arabian.
You: آمنت بالله عليك جيدا نك
You: ?
Stranger: But I don't speak the language.
Stranger: SO speak in english, please
You: ثم يجب عليك أن تكو ZOG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: do you believe in god?
Stranger: yes why
You: that is good news to my ears.
You: have you accepted jesus as your lord and savior?
Stranger: do u wana talk of other tings
Stranger: ?
You: i wanna talk
You: of your thing.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so...
You: how big is it

Stranger: i like big bang
You: i like ****
You: wanna bang my big ****?
You: big bang
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bang me big.
You: open your mouth then
You: im gonna take a **** there
You: i like that
You: u know
You: brown rich soily ****
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ****?
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: *open*

Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
You: sup brah
Stranger: http://my-bikini-game.com/?id=4257752
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



damn it :(

[QUOTE=Deth;17334308]I'm saying I'm brazilian and chatting with a claimed korean[/QUOTE]

I'm chatting with someone from Brasil
Is that you?
:lol:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: sup bro
You: nah brah lets go to a lax game
You: u into Dave?
You: O.A.R.?
You: I just got this new polo
You: its pretty chill
You: those new freshmen are pretty ballin rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hadji whats up
You: I am alpha and omega
You: I am also 1/3 cactus
Stranger: okau
You: touch my painful exterior
You: are you into pokemon
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: nope
You: why
Stranger: i dunno dawg
You: is it because I am black
You: are you a racist
Stranger: yes
Stranger: y?
You: cuz u smell like strawberries
Stranger: hehe just kidding :)
You: I'm really 15
Stranger: im really 16
You: yeah 16,0000
You: LOLOL!
You: are you into black metal
Stranger: yes
You: do you fight for satanic might
Stranger: alright
Stranger: yep
You: sometimes I just look into my bathroom mirror in the dark and weep to myself
Stranger: nono
You: no means yes in these parts
Stranger: gotta go dawg really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahahah @ s_moore hotmail.