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TheBigDickInYourAss 10-11-2010 10:18 PM

did daddy diddle u jaundice

Deth 10-11-2010 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18220787]fuck i miss 2 am whatachicken sammies

what'd u get and where in texas are u at[/QUOTE]

got a honeybutter chicken biscuit and a breakfast on a bun

and I'm in North Florida son

Drugstep 10-11-2010 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=TheBigDickInYourAss;18220802]did daddy diddle u jaundice[/QUOTE]

nah ive never been sexually molested

TheBigDickInYourAss 10-11-2010 10:21 PM

i make sandwixches

Drugstep 10-11-2010 10:23 PM

ever make a sandwich that ends up tasting like total shit?

its such a hit or miss practice

die of starvation 10-11-2010 10:24 PM

nah

botb 10-11-2010 10:28 PM

brb telling the 10+ people i was with that we were all suppressing our prior molestation

publicastration 10-11-2010 10:28 PM

this is fucking gay my pupils are almost as big as my irises but still nothing

Drugstep 10-11-2010 10:29 PM

damn nothing worse than spending a night sober
[QUOTE]
yea i'm with dieofstar on this one i mean if u know what you're putting into it where's the variability comin from[/QUOTE]well like sometimes you get adventurous and put ham or something weird like that in it you know

TimJim 10-11-2010 10:41 PM

sup bros

havin a bad day and feel like sleeping for a year

Drugstep 10-11-2010 10:41 PM

[QUOTE]sup bros

havin a bad day and feel like sleeping for a year[/QUOTE]same lol

TheBigDickInYourAss 10-11-2010 10:42 PM

sandwiches rule

Drugstep 10-11-2010 10:54 PM

alright dudes im out, be back one of these days

botb 10-11-2010 10:55 PM

bye alex.

adb 10-11-2010 11:01 PM

sup bros

in silverfang fashion I'd just like to say BEST DAY EVURRRRRR

botb 10-11-2010 11:03 PM

watching some 4chan girl that lives near here on cam masturbating idk its cool i guess.

adb 10-11-2010 11:06 PM

watching girls masturbating is boring as hell

Tyler 10-11-2010 11:06 PM

unless they're masturbatin you amirite

Deth 10-11-2010 11:07 PM

wish I knew what the hell is wrong with my ear

adb 10-11-2010 11:08 PM

yes

shortz 10-11-2010 11:08 PM

Brent you think everything's boring as hell.

I've never known a man to take such little interest in things as you :p

(You know I heart you though)

botb 10-11-2010 11:10 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18220885]watching girls masturbating is boring as hell[/QUOTE]

idk in person its cool but over the internet its just like meh.
but shes apparently coming to my bands show in a couple weeks sooo. idk i probably wouldn't hit it honestly.

Tyler 10-11-2010 11:11 PM

idk if a girl was diddling herself when i was there it'd just kinda be like, "hey, i'm over here", yknow?

adb 10-11-2010 11:11 PM

in person its still boring, it's like thats why im here

edit: what tylerrr said

[QUOTE=shortz;18220889]Brent you think everything's boring as hell.

I've never known a man to take such little interest in things as you :p

(You know I heart you though)[/QUOTE]

lol yeah

sex is good, music is good, chattin is good

media bad

adb 10-11-2010 11:14 PM

like botb you that bad at sexin' that she'd rather do it herself?

poor guy

TimJim 10-11-2010 11:15 PM

brent its called foreplay

shut up

botb 10-11-2010 11:16 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18220897]like botb you that bad at sexin' that she'd rather do it herself?

poor guy[/QUOTE]
[I]lol ya u no me dey call me needledix[/I]

adb 10-11-2010 11:17 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;18220898]brent its called foreplay

shut up[/QUOTE]

foreplay is foregays

fagggg

botb 10-11-2010 11:17 PM

i said this in the chat the other day but i honestly think its true. i imagine adb with a woman to be like if aliens saw two people doing it and tried to emulate it. like robotic and weird and awkward.

Tyler 10-11-2010 11:17 PM

idk its almost like voyeurism as i see it, foreplay needs more interaction i'd say but obviously not all folks is the same

botb 10-11-2010 11:19 PM

i mean its not like im like k im gonna sit here and watch you masturbate for 30 minutes+

adb 10-11-2010 11:20 PM

yo can think what u want botb, you sexual deviant

but nah man theres a reason she came back to me dude and it aint because i hate everything brah

botb 10-11-2010 11:20 PM

because she likes 118 pound white guys i guess

Aakon_Keetreh 10-11-2010 11:20 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18220904]yo can think what u want botb, you sexual deviant

but nah man theres a reason she came back to me dude and it aint because i hate everything brah[/QUOTE]

haha

Tyler 10-11-2010 11:20 PM

is it because she's creepy, lonely and youre payin' for a hotel room to do it in?

shortz 10-11-2010 11:21 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18220903]i mean its not like im like k im gonna sit here and watch you masturbate for 30 minutes+[/QUOTE]

You're not!?

:( Well then what's the point?

:p

adb 10-11-2010 11:21 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18220905]because she likes 118 pound white guys i guess[/QUOTE]

implying this has anything to do w/ my intercourse skill set or the size of muh wang

botb 10-11-2010 11:22 PM

shortz i feel like your patronizing me and after the chat i felt so close to you




[I][B]</3[/B][/I]


edit: @adb did you really just use the phrase "intercourse skill set"

Aakon_Keetreh 10-11-2010 11:22 PM

lol

shortz 10-11-2010 11:25 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18220910]shortz i feel like your patronizing me and after the chat i felt so close to you




[I][B]</3[/B][/I]


edit: @adb did you really just use the phrase "intercourse skill set"[/QUOTE]

:(

And yes, he did... :lol:


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