[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;17288549]That's foolish. Why would anyone want to have a kid at 20?[/QUOTE]

Maximize egg use, of course.

[quote=Spaceman Spiff;17288549]That's foolish. Why would anyone want to have a kid at 20?[/quote]

I have no idea. I cannot grasp my head around that concept. Is your life so complete by age 20 that you have nothing better to do than raise a child and throw yourself into a legally binding contract with another person whom you'll probably grow to hate in 10-15 years?

Lunacy.


[quote=Raayl;17288554]i recorded my ex gfs sister on a new track

shes pro vocal status

she wants to be on american idol gonna legit audition next season[/quote]

Ballin. I'm going to audition too.

I wont make it, but at least I wont look as faggy as all the dudes from these last couple seasons.

[quote=Efrim;17288558]Maximize egg use, of course.[/quote]

Only two of them are Jewish.

Next idea?

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17288563]Only two of them are Jewish.

Next idea?[/QUOTE]

Get divorced and still have time for another marriage with kids.
Everyone wants that.

[QUOTE=Efrim;17288569]Get divorced and still have time for another marriage with kids.
Everyone wants that.[/QUOTE]

I want to have as many children with as many women as possible and create a master race consisting solely of my bloodline. That pretty much makes me God.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;17288573]I want to have as many children with as many women as possible and create a master race consisting solely of my bloodline. That pretty much makes me God.[/QUOTE]

Or Genghis Khan.

Donate to many sperm banks, as many times as you can.

I totally would if they paid.

They do pay. Like $25.

Guys, stfu for a minute.

Maybe in the US. I don't think you can get money for donations in Canada.

Way to ruin it.

Way to start something horrible.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3079902
birdz with arms.

Says the guy who lives in Canada.

I saw the birds with arms thing. It's way funnier than it should be.


Don't get Canada involved. This isn't Canada's war.

Lucky for you; Canada would just surrender.

Excuse me while I go masturbate and get paid for it. HA **** YOU CANADA!

Rape.

[QUOTE=Mr. Pickle;17288694]Lucky for you; Canada would just surrender.

Excuse me while I go masturbate and get paid for it. HA **** YOU CANADA![/QUOTE]

:upset:



I've been paid to masturbate, too.

I nutted at work once just so I could say that I did.

[url]http://www.theblogofrecord.com/tag/color-hitler-photos/[/url]

Neat.

my god those photos are amazing. Such clarity especially considering the age of the equipment used. Really makes it look... real for want of a better word.

"Well, you can't spell carnation without carnal."
"Actually, you can't spell carnation [I]with[/I] carnal. Then it would be carnaltion."

[QUOTE=Efrim;17288423]One of my majors is English Lit.

I actually have a suggestion in Hispanic:

Julio Cortázar-Hopscotch (Rayuela)
Heard of it?

English recommendations:
Timothy Findley-The Wars, or Headhunter.
Basically the best Canadian author. My favourite anyway.[/QUOTE]

+one billion on the Findley recommendation

I'm glad to see you enjoyed Headhunter so much.

So should I buy this for $320?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/tag/1211887979.html


y/n

i wouldn't.

Because of the price, or because you have no interest in a Wii?

I just get my XO POG like a month ago, and they're already coming out with the POG2. Damn you EHX for being so awesome.

I have a Wii - big waste of money. 90% of games are just ports from PS2 - So either get a PS2 for like £20 or get an Xbox 360 with good games for like the same price as the wii.

The wii is great for drunk party games. I'd get it for that reason alone.

EDIT: Wait, I have it.

I also do the Wii Fit yoga every morning for about 20 minutes.


I can't wait for Microsoft's new console next year - it'll blow everything else out of the water.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17289120]+one billion on the Findley recommendation

I'm glad to see you enjoyed Headhunter so much.[/QUOTE]

You know I did.
I tell a lot of people about it.
Did you know Findley wrote a play about the trials of Ezra Pound?

[quote=FunkMetalBass;17289994]
I can't wait for Microsoft's new console next year - it'll blow everything else out of the water.[/quote]

Natal isn't a new counsel. lawl

[quote=Mr. Pickle;17290447]Natal isn't a new counsel. lawl[/quote]

I wouldn't expect it to be a counsel at all. That would be overstepping far too many boundaries on MS's part.

It was explained to me as a new console, but upon further reading, it sounds more like a giant Wii sensor bar that connects to an Xbox.

Still cool nonetheless.

Did you watch "Milo's World," FMB?

How much do you think I can get for a used Schecter Elite 4?

I first managed to catch just the last part of your avatar and had (still have) no idea wtf was going on... What kind of condition?

Tripp, in your avatar are you on the right or left?

Middle

Oh I see now.

I feel like he should change his location to "on a boat."

[QUOTE=Efrim;17290052]You know I did.
I tell a lot of people about it.
Did you know Findley wrote a play about the trials of Ezra Pound?[/QUOTE]

No, what's it called?

On a vaguely related note, I picked up a copy of this yesterday:

[IMG]http://bestdamncreativewritingblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/zombie2.jpg[/IMG]

[quote=Mr. Pickle;17290498]Did you watch "Milo's World," FMB?[/quote]

No, I don't. What is it?

I watch South Park....is it similar at all?