Hmm, Witchfinder General is fun music.

[QUOTE=Riva;15204899]I just remember their height because I dated them for a long time. Same as I can remember their hair and eye colour.[/QUOTE]

stalker

[QUOTE=masada;15204906]stalker[/QUOTE]

No, no, it's not like that. I just remember details, the way they used to smile, the way they scream as I slice their stomachs open, the way their blood sparkles on the edge of my knife, the warmth as I rape their open wounds, the glimmer in their cold, lifeless eyes... Ahhhhhhh. :)

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15204901]Hmm, Witchfinder General is fun music.[/QUOTE]

Yes tis. Good film, too.

It just doesn't get any better

and I like shorter girls

good i wouldn't want any 'roo-rider getting up in my territory

Well, technically we don't ride the kangaroos so much as smash into them at high speeds with our cars and trucks.

do you mop up the resulting mess with a wallaby?

no wallabies run the government

[QUOTE=Bartender;15204926]Yes tis. Good film, too.[/QUOTE]
I'll look after the film. Is it about witchhunt?

:D

[QUOTE=Lunch;15204961]no wallabies run the government[/QUOTE]

and koalas are the law enforcers

Koalas: Stern, stern but fair.

The Aussies know what up sonnnn.

I'm not because we don't have fauna all we have are tacos and donkeys.

Tacos rule, and donkeys can carry a heavy load, if you catch my drift. :naughty:

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15204731]I know a girl who's 6'4 or so[/QUOTE]

Was she fugly like most of the WNBA?

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15205050]Tacos rule, and donkeys can carry a heavy load, if you catch my drift. :naughty:[/QUOTE]
Wait that's racist.

yeah why can't my donkey sit at the front of the bus?

[QUOTE=Riva;15204946]Well, technically we don't ride the kangaroos so much as smash into them at high speeds with our cars and trucks.[/QUOTE]

Is there really a lot of Kangaroo roadkill?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15205120]Is there really a lot of Kangaroo roadkill?[/QUOTE]

Roadkill everywhere! Every kind of fauna in Australia, from small insects to birds to marsupials of all sizes! And don't forget the mammals either!

5'2" furry mammals

I've been seeing lots of dead Possum lately. They're so disgusting looking and **** do they smell. I'm just curious as to what can kill a possum with such ease (besides a car), since they dont really waddle down the roads.

Probably a fox or some shi.

Well, have a look for any signs of gnaw marks on the possum's legs and the like. I don't know if you have feral cats in Canada, but it might be that. Cats have a different killing style to dogs, which have a slightly different killing style to foxes, so you should be able to puzzle it out.

But if the dead possum is within 2m of the road's edge I'd put it down to a vehicle, to be honest.

It's weird, because I live in the city (albeit not right downtown) and yet there's deer and **** near my house.

that is fascinating

yeah, what about moose canada boy?

change your avatar plz

a pack of moose ate all the possum

You gotta go up north for Moose. They're scary big too. Tasty as well.

Eliminator Jr. - Why, it's ill.

it makes me ill

Yeah well I can't even read yours. I would rather make something ill than have a completely illegible blob of stuff.

picasso taking a sh[size=2]i[/size]t on canvas is better than that

Oh man I was reading a story about art school and this girl would swallow textile paints and then drink syrup of ipecac in order to throw up. She would do so on a canvas and it was colorful like the textiles. HOW SWEET OF AN AV WOULD THAT BE

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15205552]Oh man I was reading a story about art school and this girl would swallow textile paints and then drink syrup of ipecac in order to throw up. She would do so on a canvas and it was colorful like the textiles. HOW SWEET OF AN AV WOULD THAT BE[/QUOTE]

At my buddy's art school they had an assignment that was basically to make people think of apples.

One girl ate an apple and pooped it into a jar.

She got 100%

and then she gave it to the bassist in PTH

Dude, that's SICK.

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