[QUOTE=Bartender]I'm okay. University's not going too well, and my PS2 is broken (:(), but other than that I'm fine.[/QUOTE]
What University would that be?

University of Leeds (the one I'm attending).

[QUOTE=Bartender]University of Leeds (the one I'm attending).[/QUOTE]
Cool. :)

Leeds, eh? One of the three Jew Unis.

This story sucks so far:

It was recess and I was sitting in that bench, right outside the building, the bench where Erin and her friends like to sit. The reason I was sitting there is because I knew Mary would pass by the bench on the way to recess helpers. She goes to recess helpers almost everyday, so I never get to see her during recess. But sometimes I like to sit there with a sad face and hope she'll notice, and try to comfort me. The idea of just trying to be her friend, or to be her boyfriend, is just fu[size=2]c[/size]king absurd. Number one, I'm the fattest, ugliest son of a bitch, and number two, she's friends with Erin. Mary is new this year, but Erin and I go back and she's probably told Mary all of the stupid things I have said and done over the years. Now Mary is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and the thought of her makes me feel wonderful. She's a year older than me. Now let me explain Erin, and her bitchy little friends. First off there's Erin. Her and I are sort of friends, but she still thinks I'm gross. She's the only one I don't think is hot.

[QUOTE=GurS]Leeds, eh? One of the three Jew Unis.[/QUOTE]

The three Jew Unis?

Yeh, there's three Unis where there are huge Jewish communities and J-Socs etc: Leeds, Manchester and Birmingham. It sucks, as being a Jew at a Jew school, all my mates want to go to those three, but being personally disillousioned with organised religion, i want to go to the best uni for my ideal course. Which is East Anglia, where there are basically no jews.

Oh, and thanks for everyone who gave me welcome rep

I think I might give up on forums :(

Did these forums originate in the UK or USA?

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]This story sucks so far:

It was recess and I was sitting in that bench, right outside the building, the bench where Erin and her friends like to sit. The reason I was sitting there is because I knew Mary would pass by the bench on the way to recess helpers. She goes to recess helpers almost everyday, so I never get to see her during recess. But sometimes I like to sit there with a sad face and hope she'll notice, and try to comfort me. The idea of just trying to be her friend, or to be her boyfriend, is just fu[size=2]c[/size]king absurd. Number one, I'm the fattest, ugliest son of a bitch, and number two, she's friends with Erin. Mary is new this year, but Erin and I go back and she's probably told Mary all of the stupid things I have said and done over the years. Now Mary is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and the thought of her makes me feel wonderful. She's a year older than me. Now let me explain Erin, and her bitchy little friends. First off there's Erin. Her and I are sort of friends, but she still thinks I'm gross. She's the only one I don't think is hot.[/QUOTE]
lol, recess?

[QUOTE=GurS]so, how is everyone this fine evening.[/QUOTE]
I'm doing good and I'm happy because we did good at the talent show.We also can take a rest for a bit..

[QUOTE=Thumb_bass]lol, recess?[/QUOTE]
I hope he means lunch or in between classes.Or maybe he's in elementary :lol:

Porbably wherever Valhalla is, Im not sure

[QUOTE=GurS]Yeh, there's three Unis where there are huge Jewish communities and J-Socs etc: Leeds, Manchester and Birmingham. It sucks, as being a Jew at a Jew school, all my mates want to go to those three, but being personally disillousioned with organised religion, i want to go to the best uni for my ideal course. Which is East Anglia, where there are basically no jews.

Oh, and thanks for everyone who gave me welcome rep[/QUOTE]

Oh okay. Strange though, I haven't noticed all that many Jews here.

Hi there, Antihero.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Meh, I just gave you one anyway :)

Sup Bartender and everyone else :wave:[/QUOTE]
Sup Antihero :wave:
Doing good?

[QUOTE=GurS]Oh, and thanks for everyone who gave me welcome rep[/QUOTE]
No problem. ;)

EDIT: Hey Antihero.

Hi Anti-Hero. Im slightly drunk, so feel free to slap me.

regrettably, 'my' kind stick to themselves

unstable mind, i'm official afraid of your avatar.

[QUOTE=JH LU KH RT]Did these forums originate in the UK or USA?[/QUOTE]

USA. Why?

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Hi Anti-Hero. Im slightly drunk, so feel free to slap me.[/QUOTE]
Okay,sounds fun!I'll slap you!

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Hi Anti-Hero. Im slightly drunk, so feel free to slap me.[/QUOTE]
/SLAP!

[QUOTE=Simple Man]I think I might give up on forums :([/QUOTE]

Why?

[QUOTE=GurS]regrettably, 'my' kind stick to themselves

unstable mind, i'm official afraid of your avatar.[/QUOTE]
Its a Hydralisk from Starcraft..we got windows xp now so i cant play it at all :upset: :upset: :upset:

antihero, your rep is genius.

I'm gonna take a break from mx for about a month or so, Everyone take care.

[QUOTE=Thumb_bass]lol, recess?[/QUOTE]
its a stupid idea for a story, anyways. Erin becomes suicidal and she agress to help me kill Mary. But then again everything sounds good at three AM.

Starcraft, eh? I played the demo for the original, would have got the full but i got into warcraft aswell.

[QUOTE=Simple Man]I'm gonna take a break from mx for about a month or so, Everyone take care.[/QUOTE]

Why?

[QUOTE=Bartender]Why?[/QUOTE]

Theres a lot of British people on here so idk just got me wondering.

Nice slapping there lads.

I want some rep.

Yes, but to avoid punishment from Jelle, i go back and recheck my spelling before i post. My IM messages are abismal.

Im not sure exactly what Rep is. Im old school

[QUOTE=Simple Man]I'm gonna take a break from mx for about a month or so, Everyone take care.[/QUOTE]

You too. Later man.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Why?[/QUOTE]

Eh, I don't know, I just feel I should take a break. I won't be on during weekdays from now on and I'm fairly busy usually.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Im not sure exactly what Rep is. Im old school[/QUOTE]

Old school, yet you still have recess.. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I want some rep.[/QUOTE]

there, have some :)

[QUOTE=Simple Man]Eh, I don't know, I just feel I should take a break. I won't be on during weekdays from now on and I'm fairly busy usually.[/QUOTE]

Fair enough. Enjoy your break, I suppose. See you later.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Fair enough. Enjoy your break, I suppose. See you later.[/QUOTE]


See ya, Take care.

For all UK people

[url]http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1833[/url]

Old, I know, but still hilarious

oh, and so you know, contains strong language.