man that avatar is so the coolest thing ever

I cut it back somewhat from the original I think elim or someone posted it here

[img]http://i.imagehost.org/view/0553/rHyDG[/img]

i've seen better.

post birthday hangover kinda brutal

found my phone in the bathtub now it doesn't work well

ugh why is it after 2 nights of drinking I'm unable to get more than 6 hours of sleep

Because ur gonna die lol

oh wellz, this weekend has been grand, think I'll go swimming today.

I had a pretty awesome weekend too, last night was pretty ****ing crazy

Last night was ****ing nuts for me too I did some oxy and played Red Dead Revolver and then I jerked off man my life is awesome

got pretty drunk last night but didnt black out

amazing how much unexplainable stuff is around my house today

have 4 new pint glasses
all our shoes on top of the couch
broken bottle in middle of room
phone in bathtub

idk

[QUOTE=Deth;18017531]amazing how much unexplainable stuff is around my house today

have 4 new pint glasses
all our shoes on top of the couch
broken bottle in middle of room
phone in bathtub

idk[/QUOTE]

I stopped having parties at my house 3 years ago when my friend drank a bunch and ate 10+ clementine oranges and then threw up orange **** in at least 3 different rooms in my house

My only problem with drinking is that I have to pee like twice a beer.

I can drink for hours and hold it down no problem, but if I get drunk enough I'll pee where ever I want and on whatever I want.

yeah a couple times i've been really high and too lazy to leave my bed and just wanted to rainbow shot my piss into my garbage

surprisingly i decided against this though

bitches suck my dick cuz im hannah montana

waking up past noon always makes me feel like i've wasted most of my day.

just had an awesome apple strudel. bowl already loaded.
think im gonna blow off everything that i had already planned today and go to a friends bbq at 4.

maybe

maybe ill just do oxy and jackoff cause my life would be so awesome

just woke up

i woke up like 20 mins ago

gf broke up with me

ok now what

post on internet all day

[QUOTE=beans;18017548]waking up past noon always makes me feel like i've wasted most of my day.

just had an awesome apple strudel. bowl already loaded.
think im gonna blow off everything that i had already planned today and go to a friends bbq at 4.

maybe

[B]maybe ill just do oxy and jackoff cause my life would be so awesome[/B][/QUOTE]

Just so you know, you'll be jacking off for a LONG time before you'll be able to finish

I'm talking in the 2-3 hour range

what that nigga say?

i look like hannah montana

you know what, **** justin bieber.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18017553]gf broke up with me

ok now what[/QUOTE]

listen to skwamz and watch top gear

feel like watching top gear all day right now actually

i sweat so much when i drink

had 2 change my boxers ;)

havent had anything good to eat in like 2 days

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18017553]gf broke up with me

ok now what[/QUOTE]

sorry to hear that man :(

just woke up, had two brownies and a glass of milk, listening to Lil B

sup guys

guess ill just go play video games or something
today sucks