When I had long, nasty metalhead hair it just bothered me having to wash and dry it.

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332674]I hate when I get hair in my mouth when I eat too![/QUOTE]

Dude yeah that **** pisses me off. I'll be trying to eat soup and crackers and my hair gets all in my ****ing soup

yeah **** happens to me too. also, can't drive with my window down without my hair blowing into my face bad enough that i can't see.
fuuuuu

yesterday I was drinking from a water faucet and it got all over my hair but I didn't care!

the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups

ah man I need to me some satan power to keep my hair outta my broccoli cheddar soup

[QUOTE=Deth;17332684]the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups[/QUOTE]

satan is in the form of a rubber band?

you would have to be pretty ****ing dumb to put a rubber band in your hair

it basically comes down to me not being an idiot

only pussies cant handle rubber bands in their hair

[QUOTE=Deth;17332691]you would have to be pretty ****ing dumb to put a rubber band in your hair

it basically comes down to me not being an idiot[/QUOTE]

so you use a scrunchie?

-1488 metal points

[QUOTE=Deth;17332684]the power of satan is always with me to hold my hair back when enjoying the most elite of soups[/QUOTE]

not all of us can be so blessed

dont you mean unblessed UGHHH

Arrrrrrgh

ARRRGGGHHH

do it right or don't do it

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332693]so you use a scrunchie?

-1488 metal points[/QUOTE]

I use hair ties that won't take half of my hair out with it

hair ties are for pussies

black hair ties ov eternal winter hatred reject your criticism

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[QUOTE=Deth;17332709]ARRRGGGHHH

do it right or don't do it



I use hair ties that won't take half of my hair out with it[/QUOTE]

argh

[QUOTE=Deth;17332717]black hair ties ov eternal winter hatred reject your criticism

[IMG]http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:WruncLNVBvlJZM:https://perfumela.com/images/full5/ElasticHairTieBlack12.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

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not an unattractive pussy

i would tbh

so would i. same time?

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17332674]I hate when I get hair in my mouth when I eat too![/QUOTE]

hooray for shaved vag!!!!

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17332749]so would i. same time?[/QUOTE]

I'll join in

triple penetration ftw?

tricox

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17332784]triple penetration ftw?[/QUOTE]

nah she can blow me while you dp her

i call pussy

oboi anus

she bleeds from every ****ing orifice

orifice icicles