It doesn't work for me.

****ing ****** faggots, I'd love to **** ever one of them.

[SIZE=7]HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!!![/SIZE]

DAMMIT TOM.

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Edit: lolololololollololololololollolololololololololollerskates

FIRST ON 1000th PAGE!!!

I was close.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]My friend comes to my house and his girlfriend and her friend are with him. He has a Honda Civic 2001 so we drove up to this elementary school with a bunch of skater kids who were probably about 14-15, and they were trying to do a hardflip down a flight of stairs so I showed one kid and luckily in 3 tries I got it well without cutting my [b]whole[/b] face off. Then my friend and his girlfriend sat on the swings and I sat ontop of this platform slide thingie and it happened :thumb:[/QUOTE]

I guess youg ot it from his girlfriends friend?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Thx for reading my stories you ******s

I wasnt.

Congrats to this thread for reaching its 1000th page.

:cool:

Dan i read your story you little squirrels with cocks and bites the sandblasted carp and I'm absolutely hot on fine african american gentlemens


EDIT: I thought cocks changed?

so wuts everyones 1000th page resoulution??

I hate spencer with a passion.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]I bet it was a crappy lap dance.[/QUOTE]
Says the person who got a lap dance with a dog.

My resolution is to point out how much ******s sucks.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]I hate spencer with a passion.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha. I'm such an as[i][u][/i][/u]shole.

You should still get credit for it, since I'm a dirty cheater.

[QUOTE=Cheer Up Emo Kid]I hate spencer with a passion.[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Black Ink]No. I got a lapdance from an absolutly beautiful woman with a french accent that got completely naked for free.[/QUOTE]
Shut the hell up you're in college that doesn't count..

Cunts

What does squirrels translate from?

I am going to Family Video.

Hey Tom, unblock me.

[QUOTE=cobert]What does squirrels translate from?[/QUOTE]
The c word, methinks.

[QUOTE=cobert]What does squirrels translate from?[/QUOTE]
Cun[I][U][/U][/I]ts

[QUOTE=Black Ink]This was before I went to college. And it'll probably happen again in less then 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]
Just SHUTUP you always ruin me :upset:

After the past three nights, I have come to this conclusion:

I am [I]never[/I] having children.

Ever.

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]After the past three nights, I have come to this conclusion:

I am [I]never[/I] having children.

Ever.[/QUOTE]
That's what abortions are for.

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]After the past three nights, I have come to this conclusion:

I am [I]never[/I] having children.

Ever.[/QUOTE]
Get ready to buy some female condoms then because FREDDIE WANTS THAT POON!

Cuntsickle

Theres a new insult for all of you.

well im goin to get some food.
:wave:

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]After the past three nights, I have come to this conclusion:

I am [I]never[/I] having children.

Ever.[/QUOTE]

Dont you teach bible school or something to little kids?

Thats proof enough for you to not have any.