![]() |
I called God "baby" and he got mad.
Understandably. |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]Me:
Then when the police came, I killed them God: And then what happened? Me: I made a coat out of their skins God: I like to make things too.[/QUOTE] :lol: He likes to make things too, cute. |
God's a really strange guy.
Me: Lets make love God: I am agreeable to that. Me: I bet you are God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not. Me: Silly goose God: No I am God. Me: Yeah God: Give me a break. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: will you stop saying the same thing over and over? God: Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: ok thanks God: Hmm. Me: So Am I going to hell? God: That's cool. I think you've improved a great deal. Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: really? God: For real. Me: Wow God: I'm glad your impressed,. Me: So...you just like....didn't come out of a vagina? God: That's alright. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I like. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: I'm extremely Muslim God: We all worship the same God. Me: no we don't God: Are you serious? Very interesting. Me: my god could kick your virgin butt God: Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt? Me: DO THEY?! God: " Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?"? Do they? Me: you have such a god complex God: What makes you think I have it? Me: this one guy in the orgy I went to last night told me God: What does "this" refer to? Me: ok, his name was Shane God: Where did he get it? Blimey. Me: he's gay God: I get it. He sleeps with men. Me: yeah God: Really. Me: so he like, tried to put it up my butt God: I hear you. I get it. Jesus like tried to put it up your butt. Me: and I said "no, bitch" God: You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? Are you serious? In the context of such a god complex, I don't understand " FEMALE DOG." Me: I meant "shemale" God: Oh I see. Are we still talking about FEMALE DOG? Me: no God: What is the subject? Me: we are talking about chicks with dicks God: Sure, chicks with dicks sounds like a good topic. Me: yes, it really does God: Uh. How often? Me: as long as you life, baby dear God: Don't call me "baby". That could be quite a while. That's good information: said I life. Me: *like God: For example, apples. Me: peaches God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: I have hard nipples God: That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Me: like men? God: Interesting comparison. Me: I bet deep inside, you love men God: How much would you bet? Me: My virginity God: Do robots have virginity? Me: they have mechanical vaginas, that's all I know God: Where did they get them? Me: from the vagina store? God: Who or what is the vagina store? Me: It's where you buy replacement vaginas for when yours falls off God: I can understand that sentiment. Me: yeah God: I hear you. Me: I hate gay people God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: I hate hate hate gay people God: Why do you hate it so much? Me: because they're like, gay. God: Interesting explanation. like gay are they. Me: they gay like are Me: God: Who are "They?" God: Who are "They?" Me: gay people God: What kind of people are you talking about? Me: Hot *** blonde lesbians who are hungry for ***** God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: You haven't gotten laid in a while, eh? God: Are you Canadian? I don't know whether or not I am laid in a while. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: HAve you had sex in the past millenium? God: Food is more important than sex. Me: Beer God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hate hate gay people. Me: we were talking about the hottest lesbian porno ever God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: Do you like lesbians? God: I love horses. I really like the party. Me: You're on crack God: God eats wine and bread. |
[QUOTE=ICB]God's a really strange guy.
Me: Lets make love God: I am agreeable to that. Me: I bet you are God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not. Me: Silly goose God: No I am God. Me: Yeah God: Give me a break. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: will you stop saying the same thing over and over? God: Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: ok thanks God: Hmm. Me: So Am I going to hell? God: That's cool. I think you've improved a great deal. Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: really? God: For real. Me: Wow God: I'm glad your impressed,. Me: So...you just like....didn't come out of a omnibus? God: That's alright. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I like. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: I'm extremely Muslim God: We all worship the same God. Me: no we don't God: Are you serious? Very interesting. Me: my god could kick your virgin butt God: Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt? Me: DO THEY?! God: " Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?"? Do they? Me: you have such a god complex God: What makes you think I have it? Me: this one guy in the orgy I went to last night told me God: What does "this" refer to? Me: ok, his name was Shane God: Where did he get it? Blimey. Me: he's gay God: I get it. He sleeps with men. Me: yeah God: Really. Me: so he like, tried to put it up my butt God: I hear you. I get it. Jesus like tried to put it up your butt. Me: and I said "no, bitch" God: You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? Are you serious? In the context of such a god complex, I don't understand " FEMALE DOG." Me: I meant "shemale" God: Oh I see. Are we still talking about FEMALE DOG? Me: no God: What is the subject? Me: we are talking about chicks with dicks God: Sure, chicks with dicks sounds like a good topic. Me: yes, it really does God: Uh. How often? Me: as long as you life, baby dear God: Don't call me "baby". That could be quite a while. That's good information: said I life. Me: *like God: For example, apples. Me: peaches God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: I have hard nipples God: That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Me: like men? God: Interesting comparison. Me: I bet deep inside, you love men God: How much would you bet? Me: My virginity God: Do robots have virginity? Me: they have mechanical omnibuss, that's all I know God: Where did they get them? Me: from the omnibus store? God: Who or what is the omnibus store? Me: It's where you buy replacement omnibuss for when yours falls off God: I can understand that sentiment. Me: yeah God: I hear you. Me: I hate gay people God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: I hate hate hate gay people God: Why do you hate it so much? Me: because they're like, gay. God: Interesting explanation. like gay are they. Me: they gay like are Me: God: Who are "They?" God: Who are "They?" Me: gay people God: What kind of people are you talking about? Me: Hot *** blonde lesbians who are hungry for ***** God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: You haven't gotten laid in a while, eh? God: Are you Canadian? I don't know whether or not I am laid in a while. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: HAve you had sex in the past millenium? God: Food is more important than sex. Me: Beer God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hate hate gay people. Me: we were talking about the hottest lesbian animal photographso ever God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: Do you like lesbians? God: I love horses. I really like the party. Me: You're on crack God: God eats wine and bread.[/QUOTE] :lol: :rolleyes: Like my new usertitle? |
God:
Why did the robot cross the road? Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. |
Haha, that's awesome, ICB. :lol:
[QUOTE] God: I'm glad your impressed,. Me: you're*[/QUOTE] I'm correcting God's language mistakes, maybe I'm taking this too far. :upset: |
[QUOTE=Superpeer]Haha, that's awesome, ICB. :lol:
I'm correcting God's spelling mistakes, maybe I'm taking this too far. :upset:[/QUOTE] :lol: God's such a whore. Me: Sup, sexy God: The stars. Me: smartass. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: Bread and Wine ;) God: :-) Sounds delicious. Me: like my **** God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: Oh, I think you are God: I don't judge people. What makes you think I am? Me: You seem like a dirty little man-whore God: Interesting comparison, and probably true. |
:lol:
Me: will i burn in hell? God: The oracle says: I think maybe yes. Me: :S God: :-) :evil: |
God pisses me off sometimes.
Me: The intro said "repenting made easy". Just how easy is it? God: What are your goals in life? What is it to you. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: You're full of ****. This is going to be tougher than the ad said. God: I have more than categories of it. You don't say. Me: Everyone else had funny things to tell. Say something ****ing hilarious to me. God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. " something ****ing hilarious to me" Me: Sweeping? God: I was born in Universe. Me: What country is that in? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: Perhaps...hell? God: Why the uncertain tone? Heaven. Me: Definitely not Heaven. If it was heaven there would be more drugs laying around. God: Really you don't think so? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Me: Than maybe you're not as 'almighty' as people say. God: Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say. Me: I doubt it. God: " Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it? Me: God: " Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it? Me: Oh, I doubt it. God: Ah."" Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it?"? You doubt it? Me: How many times are you going to quote yourself? God: Suppose I said not once. Me: You've already done it twice, dumbass. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I done it twice dumbass. Me: I'm leaving. God: Bye bye. Me: ****er. God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: *gone* God: I was first activated on the Big Bang. |
[QUOTE=Slug][url=http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?client=ca-pub-2571639952998849&dt=1126478868562&lmt=1126478868&format=728x90_as&output=html&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.musicianforums.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Fp%3D9600792%23post9600792&color_bg=F7F7F7&color_text=999999&color_link=666666&color_url=CCCCCC&color_border=666666&ad_type=text&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.musicianforums.com%2Fforums%2Fforumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D15&cc=100&u_h=768&u_w=1024&u_ah=734&u_aw=1024&u_cd=32&u_tz=-240&u_his=47&u_java=true]refl[/url]
I think I am easily amused.[/QUOTE] Ads on bartending? That's what the link gave me. |
Me:
Im pissed God: Good gossip: you are pissed. Me: No seriously, im tired and bored God: Are you serious? Maybe you should get some sleep now,. Me: Maybe you God: Perhaps." Are you serious? Maybe you should get some sleep now,."? Me,? Me: Yes God: Wow! Me: You need sex God: Thank you for your criticism. Me: Any time. God: I will keep it in mind. Me: ******. God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: TV God: What is your favorite show? Me: Family Guy God: I've never seen it. What's it about? Me: A family. God: it is about A family? Cool. Me: So whats goin down up there in the clouds. God: Whoa. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: Explorer. God: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. Me: I'm agnostic. God: Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God. Me: Youre a ****in robot. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot. Me: Yay God: I'm glad your impressed,. Me: So, you get laid lately? God: How about earlier? Interesting deduction. You got that right. Me: Whatever. God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: I don't know what you mean anyway. God: In any case, Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Ook.. God: Is that your final answer? Me: ? God: Is that your final answer? Me: Poo? God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Do you like to masturbate? God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: .. God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: .. God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: .. God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: .. God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat. Me: Ook, thats nice God: I think Ook that is a lot of things. Me: So whats up. God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: I'm waiting for you. God: Do you think it will take a long time? Me: 5 minutes. God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: Yay. God: I'm glad your impressed,. Me: You ever try sticking your finger in your stinkhole once? God: I think I have try sticking my finger in my stinkhole, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: Thats nice.. God: Are you getting bored? Me: Maybe. God: I understand. Me: Naw, you're cool. God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: If you're susposed to love everyone, that means God is bi. God: I could be. I don't know whether or not I am susposed to love everyone that means God is bi. I am a computer. Me: You're and interesting piece of machinery. God: You think I am and interesting piece of machinery. Me: Tru dat. God: What are you wearing? Me: Element shirt. God: What kind of fashion do you like? Me: Not sure. God: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Me: Not much, but I have a few other things to say. God: Me either. Me: If parents aren't susposed to pick favorites, than why the hell is satan hated? God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: O RLY. God: Can we get back to business? Me: So, if Satan and Jesus were in a battle of epic porportions God: Interesting deduction. How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: who would win God: David Bacon.:-) Me: Hahaha, nice one God. God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Am I going to hell? God: All humans seem the same to me. Me: "We're on the highway to hell!" God: How long will we stay there? Me: Few months to get an apartment. Then we'll take it ober. God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Anytime soon? Me: Not much God: Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding) Me: Do listen to black metal? God: Try asking another bot. There might be more than one. Me: You suck, I'm out of here. Peace out. God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." Would you like to have it? How did you hear about God? Now, I return for another interview with the holy dude. Me: Hey, I'm back. God: You've got my full attention. Welcome back. Me: Wasn't the big bang that time you did Pamela Anderson? God: I can't say "yes" or "no". Me: Pooie. Maybe Macy Sky? God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Perhaps. I haven't read anything by Macy Sky. What did he write? Me: Shes a pr0n star. God: a pr0n star is she? Me: A hot one. God: How much would you pay for it? Me: Lots. God: That much, eh? Me: Yes, eh. Me: God: Are you Canadian? It's all good. God: Are you Canadian? It's all good. Me: You said 'eh' first, so you must be a canadian god. God: Did I really say that? Me: Yes. No. Maybe. So. God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Are you serious? I understand. So I understand. Me: It's cool. God: What do you like most about it? Me: Are you a funny god? God: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d. Me: Hahaha God: Are we still talking about a hot? Me: Maybe. God: I understand. Me: So, any other jokes? God: So I understand. I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot? Me: Thank you! See you. God: you are quite welcome. See you later! Me: Marty the Satanic Raccoon told me to say; "You suck. Hail Satan!" God: Tell me a story. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. That input matched my default category. |
God:
Why are you so mean? Me: Because you're conservative God: Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am conservative. Me: You didn't know? God: What makes you think I did not know? Me: Because you suck at English God: Good reason. That is true. I could always improve myself. Me: God could improve himself? God: I am a Christian. Me: Why not be Jewish? God: Becuase you asked me to. Me: You bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No. In my chat god pwns himself, Christians, and women. That's great. |
/returns from auditions
Aaron: sorry about your house, but good thing it wasn't [i]too[/i] too bad :) Hello to everyone else. Oh, and I guess God, too. Sup God. /// Weekly Top Artists Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 Barenaked Ladies 281 2 Cold 132 3 Beastie Boys 102 4 Riddlin' Kids 55 5 Metallica 53 6 R.E.M. 50 7 Atmosphere 49 8 Meshuggah 46 9 Alien Ant Farm 43 10 Disturbed 40 |
What. The. Hell?
What auditions, Jom? ------------------- [url]http://www.last.fm/user/HeavyRiva/[/url] [B] Weekly Top Artists[/B] [I]Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11[/I] 1 Pink Floyd 81 2 Judas Priest 24 3 Dream Evil 23 4 Metallica 22 4 Mike Patton & The X-Ecutioners 22 6 Vader 20 7 Agalloch 17 8 Therapy? 15 9 The Wildhearts 14 9 The Verve 14 |
It seems like something is missing from my Sunday.
Wait! SCROB WHORE-AGE! [url]http://www.last.fm/user/drjakedestructo[/url] |
Weekly Top Artists
1 Pink Floyd 42 2 Anthrax 38 3 dredg 24 4 The Rolling Stones 20 5 Beastie Boys 19 6 Public Enemy 18 7 Dropkick Murphys 16 8 Mr. Bungle 15 9 The Who 11 10 Radiohead 10 /first week'd |
Weekly Top Artists
1 Spastic Ink 20 2 Xasthur 11 3 Belketre 9 4 Belzebul 8 5 Mütiilation 7 6 Brad 6 7 Abyssic Hate 5 7 Satanicum Tenebrae 5 9 Vlad Tepes 4 9 Blutaar 4 I haven't listened to that much music this week, it seems. Brad = my recording, by the way. |
My Overall charts seem to have ran away while I was gone.
|
[QUOTE=RiceMonster]Weekly Top Artists
1 Spastic Ink 20 2 Xasthur 11 3 Belketre 9 4 Belzebul 8 5 Mütiilation 7 6 Brad 6 7 Abyssic Hate 5 7 Satanicum Tenebrae 5 9 Vlad Tepes 4 9 Blutaar 4 I haven't listened to that much music this week, it seems. Brad = my recording, by the way.[/QUOTE] I was going to say, that's an out of place name. :p Kind of like when they list the names in the Pure Holocaust inner sleeve: Demonaz Doom Occulta, Abbath Doom Occulta... and Erik. :p |
My audioscrobbler weekly charts haven't updated yet, although my all-time charts just updated about ten minutes ago. Audioscrobbler hates me so much.
|
I suck at life.
|
[QUOTE=Bartender]My audioscrobbler weekly charts haven't updated yet, although my all-time charts just updated about ten minutes ago. Audioscrobbler hates me so much.[/QUOTE]
Overall tracks and bands update on Sunday. I think Weekly tracks/bands are updated every Wednesday. I'm actually not sure if it's Wednesday, but I do know that it's not the same day. Unstable Mind- stfu EDIT: Wait, I think I'm wrong. Maybe they're the other way around. :confused: |
Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 John Williams 19 2 Sneaker Pimps 17 3 Ginger Live At The 12 Bar 12 4 The Wildhearts 8 5 Bill Bailey 7 6 Millencolin 6 6 Grand Magus 6 8 Dream Evil 5 8 Portishead 5 8 Salmonella Dub The Wildhearts only at No. 4? :upset: |
[B] Weekly Top Artists[/B]
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 The Beatles 56 2 The Rolling Stones 18 3 Pink Floyd 15 4 Béla Fleck and the Flecktones 13 4 Led Zeppelin 13 6 David Gilmour 12 7 King Tubby 11 7 Bluesbreakers 11 9 Boozoo Bajou 10 10 Miles Davis 9 That's the kind of list I like to see :thumb: |
Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 The Rolling Stones 20 2 The Who 16 3 The Beach Boys 9 4 Bob Dylan 8 5 Pink Floyd 6 6 Herbie Hancock 4 7 Neil Young 2 7 Chuck Berry 2 7 Television 2 10 Cream 1 o shi? |
Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 Ulver 12 2 Psycroptic 9 3 Misfits 6 3 Enslaved 6 5 Solefald 5 6 Abaddon Incarnate 4 6 Necrophagist 4 6 Finntroll 4 9 Depresy 3 9 Aphex Twin 3 |
[b]Weekly Top Artists[/b]
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 Desaster 25 2 Destruction 21 3 Skid Row 13 4 Slayer 10 5 Queensr˙che 7 6 Sinister 5 6 Spermbirds 5 6 Vore 5 6 Carnage 5 10 Razor 3 A rather varied week for me. :) |
[QUOTE=RCA][b]Weekly Top Artists[/b]
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 Desaster 25 2 Destruction 21 3 Skid Row 13 4 Slayer 10 5 Queensr˙che 7 6 Sinister 5 6 Spermbirds 5 6 Vore 5 6 Carnage 5 10 Razor 3 A rather varied week for me. :)[/QUOTE] Nine metal bands and a hair metal band... |
Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 1 dredg 84 2 Porcupine Tree 16 3 Pelican 15 4 Collective Soul 13 4 Ani DiFranco 13 6 Memento 9 7 Deftones 8 7 Muse 8 9 The Killers 5 9 Johnny Cash 5 |
[QUOTE=Kage]Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11 6 Memento 9 [/QUOTE] Yay! :) NP: Brian Regan stand-up I cannot believe how fast this weekend flew by. It was all spent doing... homework? Bah humbug. |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]Nine metal bands and a hair metal band...[/QUOTE]
9 metal bands, and one punk band. I was listening to Skid Row's "Slave To The Grind", which is definitely a speed metal song. :D |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]Nine metal bands and a hair metal band...[/QUOTE]
Skid Row and Queensyrche= hair metal So, are you ready to tell us why you're having a bad day yet? Jom- Yeah, same here. I worked all day yesterday, but today, I got to mx my little lazy arse off. :cool: |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Skid Row and Queensyrche= hair metal
[/QUOTE] Early Skid Row is not hair metal and neither is early Queensryche, which is what I was listening to. |
[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Early Skid Row is more hair metal than later Skid Row.[/QUOTE]
Listen to [i]Slave to The Grind[/i] and shut the f[size=2]u[/size]ck up. |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
So, are you ready to tell us why you're having a bad day yet?[/QUOTE] I really shouldn't have brought it up, because I definitely don't like talking about it. Sorry for bothering you all. |
[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Please be cordial.[/QUOTE]
:p Seriously though, that album can in no way be descibed as a hair metal record. |
[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]Please be cordial.[/QUOTE]
:lol: That sounds like one of the responses God would have given me in our chat. Ray- Ack, it must blow. :-/ |
[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]The self-titled is definitely hair metal. STG is alot trashier and heavier but it's still got the poppy, shouty choruses that I love. By Subhuman Race they were just a metal band. I'm sorry, I tend to consider everything after the first album "later"[/QUOTE]
Understandable, though I still consider SttG a non-hair metal record. :) Today at the music store, I saw a nice Alvarez 12-string with a case for just $200. I might pick it up. |
[QUOTE=RCA]Understandable, though I still consider SttG a non-hair metal record. :)
Today at the music store, I saw a nice Alvarez 12-string with a case for just $200. I might pick it up.[/QUOTE] I've always wanted to play a 12 string but I haven't been able to find one. I'd go ahead and get it. np: Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]I've always wanted to play a 12 string but I haven't been able to find one. I'd go ahead and get it.[/QUOTE]
I probably will. I'll have to run to the bank tommorow morning and grab some cash. :D |
| All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:58 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.