[QUOTE=Che Guevara]the new album cover (listed on Jones' myspace) looks amazing :thumb:[/QUOTE]

Which one would that be? The 3 faces-in-one thing? The oldish one?

[QUOTE=Esoteric_Creator]I don't think so either..

It's a new attitude from Maynard. I'm guessing his sexual side..?

*shudders*

There's just something about a bald dwarf being sexual that disturbs me..
Unfortunately, that bald drawf get laid way more times, and by hotter women (have you seen his friends list..? share the wealth, man!), than me..[/QUOTE]

I thought he was gay...? :confused:

no... he isn't gay. It could be possible for a bi, but not gay, he has a son and he's been seen with plenty a woman.

oh wow.. they changed the genre to

A'cappella / Southern Rock / Ghettotech

the man has many chicks on his friends list

[QUOTE=Det_Nosnip]I thought he was gay...? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Maynard? Are you serious? I had no idea there was any inclination of that.

there a new newsletter up at the band's site about one of their songs from 10 000 days.

intresting....he meantioned where i live...talk about expect the unexpected...and why the talk about the southwest lately hmmm.

I really can't be bothered to read through all the news and the newsletter when I know most of it I won't care about and the fact that it's like a bazillion words long.

[QUOTE=Esoteric_Creator]All those photographs that Adam has been taken better have something to do with Tool's new video "Vicarious", because they look f u c k ing sick..[/QUOTE]

I cant stop looking at that eye picture thats posted by seven in the comments. It looks sooo wicked!

[QUOTE=JamJar]I really can't be bothered to read through all the news and the newsletter when I know most of it I won't care about and the fact that it's like a bazillion words long.[/QUOTE]
maybe only 10 000 words long

[QUOTE=deadinholywood]I cant stop looking at that eye picture thats posted by seven in the comments. It looks sooo wicked![/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was drawn to that picture too. Weird huh, it looks freaky.

[QUOTE]Built without nails or any metal whatsoever (wood would be the sole construction material) that would, according to communications from the "omnibeam", disrupt the powerful geomagnetic forces that were critical to the functioning of the device, with it's Rejuvenation Sound Chamber, here was the key to prolonged life as well as to such exotic concepts as antigravity and even time travel. Upon completion, Van Tassel had planned to escort [B]10,000 [/B]people a day into the Integratron. Unfortunately, he died in 1978, before the high-tech Fountain of Youth was completed.[/QUOTE]

sounds cool.. i have to visit this place



btw i think tool leaked

I actually read through that entire damned thing...and what did I learn..?

That the Tool family drops alot of acid..

And I think it's unfair..

You people have got to be the biggest morons on the planet. Look at the last photo in his pics section. A bald guy sitting in the [B][U]dark[/U][/B] holding a sign that is Covering the bottom of his face. That isnt maynards space you dip****s.

o wait! what a suprize! i emailed him about it and he took it off. Wonder why? I hope he gets arrested.

in fact. I will get him arrested. His site will be taken down. Watch.

And now I bet that you want a nice friendly welcome into the boards? Way to try and earn people's respect.

Edit: Triple post, wow? There is an edit button.

[QUOTE=noimnotsir]You people have got to be the biggest morons on the planet. Look at the last photo in his pics section. A bald guy sitting in the [B][U]dark[/U][/B] holding a sign that is Covering the bottom of his face. That isnt maynards space you dip****s.[/QUOTE]Hey retard, shut up.

[QUOTE]in fact. I will get him arrested. His site will be taken down. Watch.[/QUOTE] Look at my comment above^

EDIT: Actually Nevermind dude! Get that myspace imposter arrested! You will become famous without ever having to work for Zappa! ZOMG!

youre the retard. creaming your panties from a fake maynard site!? Stupid hosebag.

[QUOTE=noimnotsir]youre the retard. creaming your panties from a fake maynard site!? Stupid hosebag.[/QUOTE]
Yes I creamed my pants. YOU GOT ME! F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking retards nowadays.

Why dont you buy a plane ticket and fly to the pussyfiars house and see if he will autograph your balls.

:rolleyes:

Why don't you get the f[B]u[/B]ck outta this thread if you're not going to provide any sort of friendly discussion?

You, sir, suck at insults.

im getting the site shutdown and then you retards will understand. Oh and another thing I dont see you bitches whining about "oh no! 10,000 days isnt the real album name , Oh no! those arent the track titles, they are fking with us", anymore. What happened crybabies? Finally realized i was right about that too?

He was reported. Any way, I have been looking for that leak. Anyone have anyluck?

[QUOTE]im getting the site shutdown and then you retards will understand. Oh and another thing I dont see you bitches whining about "oh no! 10,000 days isnt the real album name , Oh no! those arent the track titles, they are fking with us", anymore. What happened crybabies? Finally realized i was right about that too?[/QUOTE] Go slit your throat. We could atleast use you as a bloody paper wieght then.

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]You, sir, suck at insults.[/QUOTE]
insults are for pusses. eat a cack.

report me. It takes 12.3 seconds to make another name, you coward.

How about we ignore everything he says, he'll eventually get bored.

[QUOTE=noimnotsir]report me. It takes 12.3 seconds to make another name, you coward.[/QUOTE]

WTF man? You want to just insult eachother? That makes sense.