drinking rum and eating a bagel now for """""breakfast"""""

DOES THAT MAKE ME WEIRD

[QUOTE=AA-12;17657494]drinking rum and eating a bagel now for """""breakfast"""""

DOES THAT MAKE ME WEIRD[/QUOTE]

jaundice

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1zqy4nn.jpg[/IMG]

[quote=Carl Sagan;17657487]yeah thes apps are really good, orchards are so krieg

r u hungry? THERES' AN APP 4 THAT LOOLLL[/quote]
hahahaha

i just spend $75 on books for my brother for christmas woot


now to just by my mum a netbook and my dad a rifle and im set for holiday shopping

srsly those iphone commercials need to ****ing die now every cell phone commercial uses the word APP five hundred ****in times IM SO PISSED

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17657506]srsly those iphone commercials need to ****ing die now every cell phone commercial uses the word APP five hundred ****in times IM SO PISSED[/QUOTE]

you know there's an app to control your discontent

it's called iKetamine

dammit i forgot that i have to get the lady something too dammit dammit dammit

"oh look at me i'm buying my family all sorts of expensive **** because i'm a successful pharmacist"

SUCK IT PRICK

Yeah my parents usually buy the gift for the other parent for me :-|

[quote=Moon Flavor;17657523]"oh look at me i'm buying my family all sorts of expensive **** because i'm a successful pharmacist"

SUCK IT PRICK[/quote]
im not a pharmacist yet though :(


also a rifle isnt very expensive

im buying:

my dad an air compressor thing he's been wanting

my mother a few plants she said she wants to put in our front garden

my girl a MST3K boxset and drugs probably

my one friend Modern Warfare 2

pretty sure thats all

im not buying anyone anything

im gonna get david sedaris tickets for my mom and stepdad

dunno what else yet

the only thing I want for x-mas is to be left alone by a ****ing fireplace to watch x-maz specials is that so much to ask

Whoo, a book I ordered came in.

Schopenhauer - [I]On The Suffering Of The World[/I]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17657540]the only thing I want for x-mas is to be left alone by a ****ing fireplace to watch x-maz specials is that so much to ask[/QUOTE]

[B]yes[/B]

I have to stop masturbating for a while it's getting displeasurable

http://i47.tinypic.com/2z5419u.jpg


woot

[quote=Angmar;17657542][B]yes[/B][/quote]
awwwwww! :upset:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17657551]I have to stop masturbating for a while it's getting displeasurable[/QUOTE]

masturbation is getting boring to me. its only fun if i feel awkward and dirty about what im fapping to.[I] i need the thrill.[/I]

[QUOTE=TimJim;17657558]http://i47.tinypic.com/2z5419u.jpg


woot[/QUOTE]

nice :)

sometimes i go a couple days without jerkin off and im like man i could go without this for awhile fast forward next day fap fapp fap oh man i never wanan stop

holding back for a few days is hard but worth it

i havent wanked in 2 months


im too tired to tbh

Managed to borrow some money to buy beer for tonight, so I'm in a good mood.

i dont need to hold back tbh i have such masterful control of my scrotal magick even the most powerful wizards of the land stare in wonder

[I]scrotal magick[/I]

[QUOTE=Angmar;17657525]Yeah my parents usually buy the gift for the other parent for me :-|[/QUOTE]

are you ten years old

i dont buy gifts and tell people not to buy me gifts but they do anyways and if they expect anything of me i call them stupid

[QUOTE=TimJim;17657578]i havent wanked in 2 months

[/QUOTE]

what the hell