Heres a drug induced story.

So we were all sat around my mates place, rollin up lil joints. We had some drinks and kept smokin. A few hours later, to my amusement, i notice that the more we smoke the longer the J's are gettin. It got to the stage where we had to use 3 hands to hold it. So anyway. My mates makin a cocktail really carefully and me bassist looks at me an says "slip this into his drink" and hands me a lil purple plastic tube. Without payin attention i slipped it in, then looked at what he'd handed me. He'd given me the friggin bong hadnt he, so i'd just added bong water to me mates cocktail. Anyway, he doesnt notice and we let it go. My bassist then looks at me singer, looks at singers shoes, grins and then dribbles water into them. Followed, accidentally, by a stream of blood, puke, cake and who knows what else. He runs outside runs into the garage door, sticks his head down a drain and empties his guts. Meanwhile, inside, my singers stood at the window for like, half an hour, wide eyed. So i stand and stare at this black van with the engine idling for another 20 minutes or so before a guy climbs outta the back and drives off.

At this point me and me singer "click" that it musta been the british version of the feds and end up chasing the van a mile down the road. Got back and somehow a drum circle had formed in the room so we jus joined in an drummed on lil hand drums/pringles tubes/passed out people until we all passed out.

The end.

Total cost of skunk for the night: $244. Cost in damage: Didnt hang around to find out.

Next morning: Dan (bong water boy) poops blood and has to go to the doctors. Leaves the surgery 10 mins later lookin a lil angry and screams "MAZ! THE DOCTOR JUST FINGERED ME, GIMME A SMOKE" at me :)

And we all lived happily ever after

:lol:

are you sure EVERYONE was happy?

That is why I don't smoke or drink haha

My name is sam.

[QUOTE=Josiah]My name is sam.[/QUOTE]

No Silly.

Does anyone here watch The Andy Milinokis Show?

Lets see if I can say this with a straight face...

Man MX sure is a great pla... HAHAHA I can't.

HAhahhaha

Hahaha that's one of the best yet... hahahaha

Hey Jo, Im gonna be up your way April 20-25. Gonna go to MI's open house the 22nd, than see what else I can do around LA.

Great story Phil.

We should have show and tell.

[QUOTE=fishbulb]Great story Phil.

We should have show and tell.[/QUOTE]
Media section, People show gear etc...?

haha great stories both of you. I think phils was worse though, atleast you got some in the end regardless sic.

I have no stories to tell, I'm too young to drink or smoke. How disappointing and boring.

[QUOTE]I have no stories to tell, I'm too young to drink or smoke. How disappointing and boring.[/QUOTE]Ain't worth it anyway. Stay away from that garbage. Nothing worse than drunks.

exactly. smoking and drinking are both highly overated. trust me. you don't need that crap to have a good time and enjoy life.

Definitly true. A bunch of my friends drink almost every weekend, it is really rediculous. The occasional time is fun but to that extent it's just bad.

i've got a freind who's always calling me and my other friend at about 2 am land leaves voive mails when we don't answer. he's always freakin wasted when he calls


i could never see myself getting drunk every weekend and smoking all the time

smoke is caca. Weed smells so nasty. There are some cigarrettes and cigars that smell ok. BUt not too many.

[QUOTE=Futuro]nothing worse than drunks.[/QUOTE]
Aint that the truth

Id deal with any doper before a drunk... Can't stand em they are the worst of ALL easily.

Drunks scare me to tell the truth.

(And hey, I'm back again)

And why I came back? If someone would be kind enough to figure out a tab (sorry, tab I know) for superman's dead (our lady peace), that would be awesome. I'm doing it right now, but I wanted to make sure I get it right when I'm done. Realise I haven't transcribed music a lot, as well.

some chav got busted for smoking weed at my schoool yesterday, and he deserved it.
he was standing outside next to a pair of fire doors, and i could smell it from down the corridor.

morale is, if your gonna smoke, dont do it where youre gonna get busted

Oh well im sure he'll turn out like everyone else in the world. A quality upstanding honest individual... [i]Oh wait...[/i]

Common sense obviously doesnt run rampant soo mabey fear can be the great educator eh? Anyone who says "Duuuude I wanna try that sooo bad". Im sorry but you should already be in line to take a bullet. Start killing kids on televison who do idiotic things like that and your little drug and alcohol problem will disappear *snaps fingers* just like that!

i'll admit i started drinking and smoking weed (dont smoke "normal" fags) to "fit in", but these days its more and more for personal pleasure.

Of course everyone feels the need to fit in. That’s how 99% of bad things happen.

It's up to the strength of the persons will to take a step back and look at what their doing. When I see that kinda stuff... which I have seen A LOT of believe me it just gives off that "stupid" vibe ya know what I mean? Caving in and dopin up and slammin whisky... what for? To feel good? Not quite there are other issues at hand there.

All of these people have a mental need to fit in, once they do then it becomes a habit and they keep it up. I don't really care as long as whatever’s happening isn’t affecting me or the ones I love and care for. Although I DO NOT want to be around that kind of thing so if I see it starting I will leave. When it hurts the ones who are close then I get pissed off and that’s not a good thing. I've always just seen it as "dumb" in the purest form it shows stupidity.

[quote=enemytopublic2]are you sure EVERYONE was happy?[/quote]

Considerin the amount of narcotics, yes.

Less than jake tonight, im bein dragged to the levellers tomorrow night and then Discharge on wednesday :D

god... new level of pain

i had my headphones in with no music cos im like that, and i was playing with the inside of an electric lighter, you know, the ones that make the spark to light it

any ways, i was randomly zapping everything on my desk, and i absent-mindedly zapped the jack for my headphones. it sparked up the wire and zapped my inner ear.

dont try it, it hurts...

in other news, i "aquired" some new small percussion stands by butchering 2 music stands i "found" at a concert i played. now have my cowbell on one, my splash on a hihat clutch on the other, and an inverted hihat china thing on my old splash stand

a diagram:[IMG]http://x11.putfile.com/3/8905151972.jpg[/IMG]

Damn that must have hurt. Thats why you don't play with lighters man lol.

BTW I've been wondering for a while now, who is that chick in your avatar?

We used to click those on the backs of peoples necks.

Only 5 more hours till [SIZE=7]SkaNanigans!

LESS THAN JAKE BABY
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lily off rock school
its a bit old now... i'll change it when i get back...

i didnt expect it, so i actually jumped really bad... still havent got full hearing back :S
1 hour till i leave for france...
better go pack

Rock school a show or a movie or somethin?

Was a show with Gene Simmons

Easter holidays!!! WOOTACIOUS!!!! I have already spent an hour on the trampoline, and I have been through another couple of pages of 'Conversations in Clave'.

waka waka waka.

no sleep tonite. boo. Im trying to sell my DW7002.

Last post of the night.

Im off to see Less Than Jake, Bullets to broadway and Boys night out.

Later guys

Boys Night, sweet!

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Lets see if I can say this with a straight face...

Man MX sure is a great pla... HAHAHA I can't.[/QUOTE]
i always figured you were a mod. a guy responsible for making this a great place.

for everyone with 40 posts per page. i just sniped 818 :lol:

double edit: bastard loyton, you killed my snipe.

Mornin guys.

I deleted all my posts from yesterday if thats any consolation. Needless too say, I underestimated the effects of alcohol to a degree. If anyone was wondering the dinner went great, her dads a great guy and we got along quite well.

Afterwards was fun as well.

I just watched Lamentations. Attempted to sing along with Harvest. :-/