sup guys

its like, bitch, how you gonna let me put it in your butt like a million times but then when i decide to be spontaneous and just do it you get all pissed? UHHHHHHHH wtf seriously

I'm sorry Ron. Better luck next time, eh?

Eh, saw it coming.

I'll be good

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QRJZY95RV4E[/url]

totally gonna click that

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

sup bros

nm arms are mad sore and im playin skyrim

sore from what?

playing skyrim probably

lol

i was doing maaaaad push ups last night, went through an entire deck of cards, did squats also

oh yeah fuck dave mustaine

waaaaaaat why dawg?

he endorsed rick santorum for president

Does he? lol

[url]http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/megadeths-dave-mustaine-endorses-rick-santorum-20120215[/url]

Santorum was in my state the other day the same day our governor was signing a gay marriage bill, dude is a fucking joke and needs to kill himself.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18799382][url]http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/megadeths-dave-mustaine-endorses-rick-santorum-20120215[/url][/QUOTE]

Lol that shit cray.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18799370]he endorsed rick santorum for president[/QUOTE]

lol mustaine is so lame now since hes been clean

got a sick levis denim jacket today on sale


feeling punx as fuk 2 old 2 cold

[IMG]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422935_2772380870391_1284106118_32421075_192028015_n.jpg[/IMG]

^truth. Meme's so stupid.

yeah that meme has been flooding my feed for the past week and it makes me want to defriend everyone who does it

fuck internets

Herr Oberholtzer I did not know you were a fellow left handed guitar player

dude youre left handed too?! everybody thinks im a freak :(

gotta admit tho every time i see a pic of someone playing a guitar left handed im like WTF IS THAT GUY DOING oh yeah hes left handed

Yeah I have a left handed guitar


need to start playing that thing again

heils, fellow left hander

~*LeFt hAnD pAtH*~