I have very long hair but i don't really look very feminine

I know a girl who has an 18ft long dong

no lie, she's a scarey piece of meat

That's just not right.
I get called a girl all the time :angry:

[QUOTE=Happy]That's just not right.
I get called a girl all the time :angry:[/QUOTE]
Do you have a vagin[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]?

edit: attached to yourself :p

[QUOTE=Zowë]Do you have a vagin[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]?

edit: attached to yourself :p[/QUOTE]
Nah, I just have real long hair.

me too.

Maybe if you were half a foot taller you wouldn't have that problem.

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]me too.

Maybe if you were half a foot taller you wouldn't have that problem.[/QUOTE]
Quiet up there!

[quote=Brew]I know a girl who has an 18ft long dong

no lie, she's a scarey piece of meat[/quote]
My friend Billie had a six foot willie and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now it's only two foot four.

Primary school rhymes FTW.

[QUOTE=Brew]Geezer > Harris

oooh, shocking[/QUOTE]
Balls, mate.:p


Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin flew away, uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Balls, mate.:p

[/QUOTE]
I agree with this man.

Muahaha no girls comments for me anymore, you see I have got what is called a 'hair cut'.

[QUOTE=Happy]Nah, I just have real long hair.[/QUOTE]
I'm jealous. I miss my long hair so much.
I'm growing it again, so hopefull by the summer it'll be something like [url="http://i2.tinypic.com/s66rzr.jpg"]athis[/url]
:cool:

[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Muahaha no girls comments for me anymore, you see I have got what is called a 'hair cut'.[/QUOTE]
I love my flowing raven tresses.

Mine's longer than that but I'm not really a fan of dreads.

[QUOTE=Happy]Mine's longer than that but I'm not really a fan of dreads.[/QUOTE]
I'll have to grow it to double the length that I want my dreads, because of all the twisting, knotting, it makes the dreads alot shorter than the actual length of my hair is...

[QUOTE=Zowë]I'll have to grow it to double the length that I want my dreads, because of all the twisting, knotting, it makes the dreads alot shorter than the actual length of my hair is...[/QUOTE]
Of course.
I forgot about that.

Anyway if any of you guys and girls plan on going seeing something I recomend both V for vendetta and Inside Man

V for Vendetta is meant to be crap.

All the reviews I read panned it.

Anyone played Civilisation II, Test of Time?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]V for Vendetta is meant to be crap.

All the reviews I read panned it.[/QUOTE]

yeah, but i get the impression they were looking for a punk anthem and found a prog rock masterpiece, and didn't like it.


I really mean to go and see it.

FOD, That's really sad, I mean, on MX at 12 on a saturday night, how pathetic is my life?

Jesus Christ I suck.

NP-Autopsy-Ridden with disease

depends how old you are really.

If your as young as me, not really a problem.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]FOD, That's really sad, I mean, on MX at 12 on a saturday night, how pathetic is my life?

Jesus Christ I suck.

NP-Autopsy-Ridden with disease[/QUOTE]
You know you don't suck.
Don't get so down on youself.
*hug*

[QUOTE=Zowë]You know you don't suck.
Don't get so down on youself.
*hug*[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know, hun, it's difficult not to though.

Foad.

I Am Iron Man

Why am I up so early?
ghey.

[QUOTE=Happy]Why am I up so early?
I am so ghey.[/QUOTE]
10:45 isn't early

It is for me. For some strange reason I enjoy watching wrestling again.

And no, it's not because I'm gay.

[QUOTE=Happy]It is for me. For some strange reason I enjoy watching wrestling again.

And no, it's not because I'm gay.[/QUOTE]
Who's Wrestling?

[QUOTE=Mr. Night]Who's Wrestling?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea who's wrestling today if that's what you mean, but it's WWE.

Hey, is it me or are the site times an hour slow?

they are.

Np - Peace Sells.

Brew is happy :)

One thirty in the afternoon is the best time to get up on a Sunday :D
Now I'm sitting here enjoying half/half cereal because there wasn't enough of one kind to have a full bowl :cool:

Why so happy Brew?

[QUOTE=Zowë]One thirty in the afternoon is the best time to get up on a Sunday :D
Now I'm sitting here enjoying half/half cereal because there wasn't enough of one kind to have a full bowl :cool:

Why so happy Brew?[/QUOTE]
I hate waking up late on Sunday. I think "crap, where'd my day go".

[QUOTE=Happy]I hate waking up late on Sunday. I think "crap, where'd my day go".[/QUOTE]
I'm just happy that I actually got a lie in for once. Usually it's about 9am that I wake up.
I'm not doing anything today so it didn't really matter when I woke up.

I woke up at 7am but it was really 8am :-\

I spent yesterday afternoon/evening/night/this morning with a good friend of mine who I can meet up with and completly forget about everything thats annoying me etc...and generally have fun :)

'tis just a bugger that she lives about half an hour away so I don't get to see her much

^^^ My whole day yesterday was spent with female company :naughty:

Sounds like fun! :p

I've got a friend like that, it's great talking to him he just helps me forget everything crap that's going on.

Hey folks, work and drama were tiring, but Doom Metal is better than that.

If anyone knows the singer Jack Johnson, My cousin is opening for him in London.

NP-St. Vitus-The creeps