so they want you to put icyhot on your weiner
omg

no on your balls stupid it [U]clearly[/U] says

id just fap with it idgaf

way too much effort gotta do all that shit with your hands no thank you i just wanna lax y'know

i feel ya

obviously it would be better if there was a girl with her lips perpetually wrapped around my dick but that just doesn't want to happen ever no matter how many girls i ask

i dont need bitches helpin me i can fap on my own gotdaym

try tonguing yr own bellend YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

who needs tongue when you got righty n lefty

what if you had your hands amputated

ill just use my hand thank you

then legs

how do you fap with your legs

record it and show me please :)

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masturbation

if i get amputated i'll just bate with my nubs

unccyloepida is the best! :lol:

it was funny when i was like 12

yaeh who r u again

uhhhhh kris

some uncyclopedia articles are hilarious

most are retarded

[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Australia[/url]
[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Aboriginal[/url]

fuck I love our country

yeah ed is for grown ups
uncyclopedia is for middle schoolers

not really

ED sucks just as bad at times too

facebook friends implying 2011 will be any different than 2010

implying i didn't almost update my status saying exactly this^^

ed is terrible

ya but ed makes me lol way more

implying ed is terrible but uncyclopedia has some level of quality

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from what ive seen the funny articles on uncyclopedia are actually funny parodies

[url]http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Articles_about_a_person_written_in_the_style_of_that_person[/url]

basically most of these

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dude is boss, whoever he is

[QUOTE=adb;18336473]is there any scene that listens to

[B][SIZE="7"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Blue"]|Mu|Dv|Ay|Ne|[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/B]

and

[b][color=blue][SIZE="7"]KoЯn[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Green"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Follow The Leader[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]


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