ahahahha holy shit that was hilarious.

yeah im the mopst hilarious person here ill be here all night folks

[img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/nintendocore/scene.jpg[/img]

The Nintendocore fan refuses to let go of the video games from his youth, however, his dedication leaves him trapped in an 8-bit world in his parents basement without a warp pipe to escape.

This old school cellar dweller won't touch a controller that has more than two buttons, even after all of his friends and game developers themselves, have abandoned ship. Don't ask these retro gamers to share their joypad, old titles were rarely multiplayer and you can bet his social skills are lacking because of it. Time away from his console is usually spent rereading back issues of Nintendo Power or soldering old RF cables together. The music in his playlist consists entirely of instruments from the nintendo universe, such as a hacked Game Boy, Mario Paint and songs he's composed on his Ocarina iPhone app.

If this pixel pusher ever has a problem operating something, he will attempt to fix it in the only way he knows how: flip it over, flick it with his pointer finger, then blow in it. This poor gamer suffers from a chronic blistering “NES thumb” from endless Super Mario Brothers time trials, but at least he's got a top rated YouTube video to show for it. In the event that his current system fails him, he keeps an unopened NES in a safety deposit box, courtesy of his parents.

The Nintendocore fan dreams of one day becoming a game tester or perhaps even a reviewer, however, after a 20 year 8-bit coma, adjusting to the complex controllers of today is near impossible. He will eventually follow his destiny, become a plumber and defend the original works of Shigeru Miyamoto to his death.

[QUOTE=Route1;18336313]guys I can't stop pooping[/QUOTE]

oh shi okay just trust me

come over here for a second

[QUOTE=Destroy All Girls;18335983]lol you'll be like these 30 year old dudes who used to hang out with me and my friends when we were like 18 that we met through work for the dole

they used to just smoke weed, play video games and hook up with underage girls, pretty chill[/QUOTE]


dosent matter wat area ur in those guys will always exist

[QUOTE=adb;18336368][img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/nintendocore/scene.jpg[/img]

The Nintendocore fan refuses to let go of the video games from his youth, however, his dedication leaves him trapped in an 8-bit world in his parents basement without a warp pipe to escape.

This old school cellar dweller won't touch a controller that has more than two buttons, even after all of his friends and game developers themselves, have abandoned ship. Don't ask these retro gamers to share their joypad, old titles were rarely multiplayer and you can bet his social skills are lacking because of it. Time away from his console is usually spent rereading back issues of Nintendo Power or soldering old RF cables together. The music in his playlist consists entirely of instruments from the nintendo universe, such as a hacked Game Boy, Mario Paint and songs he's composed on his Ocarina iPhone app.

If this pixel pusher ever has a problem operating something, he will attempt to fix it in the only way he knows how: flip it over, flick it with his pointer finger, then blow in it. This poor gamer suffers from a chronic blistering “NES thumb” from endless Super Mario Brothers time trials, but at least he's got a top rated YouTube video to show for it. In the event that his current system fails him, he keeps an unopened NES in a safety deposit box, courtesy of his parents.

The Nintendocore fan dreams of one day becoming a game tester or perhaps even a reviewer, however, after a 20 year 8-bit coma, adjusting to the complex controllers of today is near impossible. He will eventually follow his destiny, become a plumber and defend the original works of Shigeru Miyamoto to his death.[/QUOTE]


:lol:

does it count as an ok adb post when we all know he didnt write it himself

jaundice?
 

[img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/screamolester/scene.jpg[/img]

The Screamolester is what happens when a sexually androgynous mutant with mad rad hair attempts to make pop music but instead racks up a bunch of statutory rape charges.

Often claiming to be a model or a hairstylist, this ManGirlPig is nothing more than a beauty school dropout with a vast collection of wigs, hair extensions and date rape drugs. This ladyboy will spend hours raiding its mother's makeup cabinet and kid sister's wardrobe in an attempt to look like a combination of Hannah Montana and puke.

Buried beneath layers of glam and glitter, it may be difficult to determine the gender of a Screamolester. At first glance one might think they're looking at a pudgy prepubescent girl but upon closer inspection the creature shows itself to be a gender-bending 20-something-year-old guy, seeking out pudgy tween girls.

Using it's electropop band as a lure for naive underage females, it's somehow able to make them swoon with lyrics that degrade women. Touring the country with other Pedo Bear approved bands, it has an endless supply of unsuspecting victims to choose from.

This predator has had more than a few run-ins with the cyber police when trolling Stickam but eventually it's actions will catch up to it and CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

[B][U]Playlist[/U][/B]
botdf
marilyn manson
teen hearts
boy talks trash
jeffree star
t. mills

[B][U]Bookmarks[/U][/B]
stickam.com
tumblr.com
twitter.com

lulz

those are so funny hahaha

[img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/neothrash/scene.jpg[/img]

To most thrash fans, the “big four” consists of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer. To the unsuspecting passerby of a thrash fan, the “big four” consists of indescribable odor, questionable stains, yellow teeth and unkempt lice infested hair.

No neo thrasher would be complete without his “kutte” or “battlejacket” or “smelly vest with way too many patches”. The kutte is the thrash equivalent of a TGI Fridays waitress vest, the more flare the merrier. Spending endless hours scouring ebay for patches and bedazzler replacement parts, he hardly has any time at the end of the day to watch any of his 80’s VHS troma movies. On a number of occasions his mother has snuck into his bedroom in the basement in an attempt to febreze his beloved battlejacket, but has ultimately failed as it seems he never removes the vile vest.

Stuck without a job, a futon covered in beer cans, a Metallica with short hair, a boom box that eats cassettes and a shower that hasn’t felt his presence in months, the Neo Thrasher seems to be at his lowest. Fortunately there is a kegger behind the abandoned gas station this Friday.

[B][I]Playlist[/I][/B]
municipal waste
toxic holocaust
testament
megadeth
anthrax

[B][I]Bookmarks[/I][/B]
doesn't have an internet connection

i know a "neo thrash" dude but he's a cool guy even though he has slayer and ninja turtles tattoos

thx 4 postin these tronn did you make them youself? there cool

imma be the orgcore punker dude when i get older i can tell

[img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/rockabilly/scene.jpg[/img]

The Rockabilly lifestyle is generally what happens when punk scene veterans suffer some sort of trauma in their late twenties. As a result, they start believing they are the stars of a 1950's period piece, where they can idealize aspects of a simpler time. The Rockabilly kids can be seen attending retro car shows, drive-in movies and burlesque clubs.

The Rockabilly male generally works a blue collar job, nine times out of ten at an auto body shop restoring old cars. He longs for a '59 Cadillac but is seen shamefully driving his '91 Honda Civic. Other potential jobs include sailor tattoo artist, stand up bass player, or the role of Danny Zuko in the local theater production of Grease. The majority of his paycheck goes towards industrial strength Pomade as he spends hours crafting his magnificent pompadour and mutton chop sideburns.

The Rockabilly female is a bizarre hybrid of Betty Crocker and Bettie Page, trying to be part 50's housewife and part pinup model. Much like her significant other, she swears she was born in the wrong era but the classy Varga girls never covered their torsos with meaningless tattoos. She'll take pole dancing classes in an attempt to get in better shape for her burlesque troupe, but more often than not falls into a “temporary” career as a stripper. June Cleaver would not approve.

The Rockabilly couple are a clear example of what happens when aging punks embrace Johnny Cash rather than Ed Hardy. If at any time a Rockabilly individual adds coffins or zombies to their repertoire, they can instantly morph into a Psychobilly.

[I][U]Playlist[/U][/I]
the cramps
the stray cats
tiger army
buddy holly
the nekromantix

[I][U]Bookmarks[/U][/I]
ratfink.org
thepinupfiles.com
vivalasvegas.net

let me save you the trouble:

[url]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/[/url]

[img]http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenequeen/scene.jpg[/img]

this utterly useless scene queen is internet-famous for no apparent reason other than the fact that she looks like a clown and is as naive as she is colorful.

she claims that she invented fashion trends like stripes and becomes furious if anyone “steals” her hairstyle or any of her other patented looks. making it a point to hunt down anyone who has a similar style and subsequently spending countless hours chastising others, she still can't help but wonder why she only has friends in the online world.

the scene queen boasts that she is buddybuddy with fellow myspace icon jeffree star, but outside of gender-bending 15 year-olds, who really cares?

like most "artsy" girls her age, she has dreams of being a fashion designer and attempts to pass off bedazzled trinkets from michaels as jewelry. all that she has truly mastered is the art of manipulating mindless fans into buying her cheap junk through endless blog postings.

do mommy and daddy really know what their little girl is up to when she really should be doing her homework?
[B][I]
Playlist[/I][/B]
britney spears
bring me the horizon
imogen heap
the faint
bjork

[B][I]Bookmarks[/I][/B]
buzznet
kiki kannibal
skelanimals

please stop

okay

is there any scene that listens to

[B][SIZE="7"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Blue"]|Mu|Dv|Ay|Ne|[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/B]

and

[b][color=blue][SIZE="7"]KoЯn[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Green"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Follow The Leader[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

scene girls are hot

2011 sucks already

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18336480]2011 sucks already[/QUOTE]

im not there yet, but i already know its gunna suck too.

i think its gonna be good

the ultimate goal would be to get a full time job

full time blowjob

my body is ready

there's a goal i could really appreciate

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my pussy cannot deal with your frog

[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5b4iDG3A1qar86bo1_500.png[/img]

oh boy this looks fun