[QUOTE=Angmar;18059954]I dated a metal chick once.

bad decision[/QUOTE]

was she butch?

all metal chicks i've seen are butch, and if they are even slightly attractive they are usually lesbians and/or a complete bitch

all the girls i dated listned to Xiu Xiu and crap like that

cant say ive ever seen a metal chick in my life unless you mean like metalcore chicks but thats a whole different story

[quote=witchxrapist;18059968]he went to an art school so his high school experience was prob vv different

im still kicking myself in the teeth for not transfering to LVPA tbh[/quote]
oh damn no wonder a few of his friends are kinda chill

i've talked to a some metal chicks, most of them seem either really shy or outwardly histrionic/borderline

is a chick that listens to like megadeth and pantera for example a metal chick

or does it have to be sputnik metal

iv talked to some metal dicks they were hard to get alon with

only legitimate metal chick I've known ended up going to a school to learn how to do makeup for horror movies lol

i met some girls that listen to Dethklok

thats about it

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18059969]was she butch?

all metal chicks i've seen are butch, and if they are even slightly attractive they are usually lesbians and/or a complete bitch[/QUOTE]


She was not, very attractive girl actually but had serious emotional problems and claimed to be a schizophrenic lol.

nah neither, sputnik is too elite and too many normal people listen to megadeth and panterrible

there's a middle ground, like the ultimate guitar metal forums

full of beer and burgers happy canada day woo woo

this girl I was going after had metallica and pantera shirts

cool story bro

last time i went after a girl we ended up sitting outside her house playing Beatles and Doors songs on guitar with her dad and little sister

i was like nooooooo not the playing guitar with her dad zone, thats worse than the friend zone

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18060015]last time i went after a girl we ended up sitting outside her house playing Beatles and Doors songs on guitar with her dad and little sister

i was like nooooooo not the playing guitar with her dad zone, thats worse than the friend zone[/QUOTE]

what? you were totally in dude

i dont know from past experience it seemed hopeless

i mean last time i ended up playing Beatles songs on guitar with a girl's dad next thing you know I had mallgoth dudes following me around threatening to beat me up

i dont know what it is about girls but some how i end up playing Beatles with their parents instead of having sex with them

saw this skinny short girl with huge tits at a metal show wearing a megadeth shirt

walked up to her and said hi and she turned her nose up in disgust and walked away

IM METAL BRO I DONT JUST TALK TO ANY GUY, YOU NEED GAUNTLETS AND AN 8 FOOT BEARD YOU IDIOT. YOUR LIKE NOT EVEN IN THE BAND AND YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO ME?

[color=transparent]whores[/color]

[QUOTE=Jaundice;18060021]i dont know what it is about girls but some how i end up playing Beatles with their parents instead of having sex with them[/QUOTE]

some would consider that a pretty unique skill

ya girls love a guy who can shred and windmill at the same time

how else would i get the girls

[QUOTE=TimJim;18060038]how else would i get the girls[/QUOTE]

beating your chest and declaring yourself as the alpha male

i can't shred or windmill but im planning on starting a band whose entire live show is based around me breaking all my guitars and chicks will prob dig that

was playing earlier and my strap snapped and my guitar slammed on the concrete and now it looks even more like crap

I'd buy tickets to that show.

Oh yeah and eggs. I want to fry an egg and eat it on stage one day before I die.

eggs are garbage

fight me

eggs vs. tacos: the epic brent-alex debate

I dont like mexican food or anything mexican really but fish tacos are the best.

goddam the review site is getting ****ing worse

[QUOTE=adb;18060062]eggs are garbage

fight me[/QUOTE]

whoa man

whoa

say that to my face fu[I]c[/I]ker not online see what happens.

[QUOTE=adb;18060075]say that to my face fu[I]c[/I]ker not online see what happens.[/QUOTE]

are you quoting what your girlfriend said to you or

my cat is being especially friendly today

bro

I'll give you once chance to back the **** off

then my boys are gonna come over here and you should see how popped their collars are

you don't even know

wha?
[QUOTE=Jaundice;18060080]are you quoting what your girlfriend said to you or[/QUOTE]

wha?

come at me bro

talking **** about eggs like that

[quote=Jaundice;18060040]i can't shred or windmill but im planning on starting a band whose entire live show is based around me breaking all my guitars and chicks will prob dig that

was playing earlier and my strap snapped and my guitar slammed on the concrete and now it looks even more like crap[/quote]
theres a band that did that already

i wanna say it was the who

but did they fry an egg and eat it after? nope.

i rather like The Who

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;18060068]goddam the review site is getting ****ing worse[/QUOTE]

massive lols

review site is cute