i hated that dude cause of his ****ing jew nose but because he is drinking philadelphia whiskey he now rules UP THE DREW

people think i have a jew nose but i just broke it when i was young :(

i have a Jew nose

because i'm Jewish

but yeah "I am Nietzsche," "Aesthetic Dialectic," and "Tigers" are lyrics atrocities

I have a Jew nose too, and Tigers is awesome. Songs about jerking off hell yeah.
[QUOTE=MichaelJordan;18060249]come on Mellany Macabre, you know that beyond their terrible vocals and unlistenably terrible recording quality, Orchid's lyrics are retarded[/QUOTE]
jay greene is one of my favorite vocalists, and the lo fi production works perfectly for their sound

furthermore, some of his lyrics are dumb, but for the most part they're mad good

BUY A BOOK, READ UP, IM ON EVERY PAGE

i just don't think punk is for you mang

orchid are p cool.

orchid is my favorite band ever

getting the manticore from the cover of dance tonight! tatted on my right arm when my korean mami comes to visit from new york

i saw a 17 y/o scene**** talking about CTTS "having a new album soon!" on last.fm and i felt bad

give me an example of their "mad good" lyrics so i can evaluate them

You're going to exaggerate how bad they are based on not liking them, so why bother?

but like

[i]he speaks to me[/i]

and you have no appreciation of screaming if you think jay's vocals are bad

like even on the forums you talk about 'bad screaming' and i just figure it sounds different as opposed to worse

people are so silly

ps im ****ing wasted i might figure something is actually objectively garbage in the morning

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18060276]i saw a 17 y/o scene**** talking about CTTS "having a new album soon!" on last.fm and i felt bad[/QUOTE]

dont burst her bubble

but maybe pop her cherry idk up to you

you see Mellany Macabre you have it backwards

you think i'm going to say they're bad because i don't like them

when actually the reason i say i don't like them is because they're bad

[I]he speaks to me[/I]

that's just idiotic. by that criterion anything can "speak" to anyone so anything, no matter how inane and terrible, can be seen as legitimately equal to things that are clearly better than it

its not a her

it could pass for one in public probably


edit: Frank Turner speaks to me cuz I'm an asshole

don't get why you care so much that people like things that you're too smart for or whatever trip your on

it's all a matter of preference

and jay greene's lyrics rule for the punk genre

Purse your lips and pump your hips
and purse your lips and pump your hips
I can't begin to understand...
God damn. God damn. God damn.
I start sweating about the time your hand hits my back
I can't begin to understand
God damn. God damn. God damn.
We were kissing an hour before our lips met
I never wanted to have sex till you asked me
God damn God damn I'm a brand new man
God damn God damn God damn I'm a brand new man

love this song

because i expect better from humanity

and if i'm smarter and you're dumber then you should probably be looking to me for what to like, since i know better than you what you [I]should[/I] like

i'm on a civilizing mission to save you from yourself, from your own filth and ignorance, your intellectual barbarism

if anything you should thank me

haha

:lol: you're such a dickhead <3

and actually my brain is huge, damn it

mappy is an ogre dont mess

ya man 5'7", hueeeeeg

6'2"

shrimp dick

baby dick
itty bitty baby dick
he got a baby dick
baby dick
baby baby baby dick
he got a baby dick

gettin trolld liek muh fuhs

trolling is soo baaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd mannnnnn

would like to see chad or nick troll him

**** Chad I will fight him.

It's Just Vanity's newest album is free for a week, and you need to listen to it. It's Just Vanity not only challenge Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) and Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson for best recent emo album... this is one of the best emo albums of all time. simply amazing. CHECK IT.

[url]http://thatspunk.net/blog/2010/07/its-just-vanity-heres-what-you-remember-from-a-coma/[/url]

lol my next review will be of Orchid's [I]Dance Tonight, Tomorrow Revolution[/I]

expect greatness. projected rating: 1/5

a little bird told me that I Hate Myself's two hour discography, which includes a live set, will be posted online at some sort of music blog sometime soon... hmmmm...

[QUOTE=MichaelJordan;18061387]lol my next review will be of Orchid's [I]Dance Tonight, Tomorrow Revolution[/I]

expect greatness. projected rating: 1/5[/QUOTE]

if you want true quality hilarity bash anything that the user christsimpson posts in here.

[QUOTE=MichaelJordan;18061387]lol my next review will be of Orchid's [I]Dance Tonight, Tomorrow Revolution[/I]

expect greatness. projected rating: 1/5[/QUOTE]

tbh just review chaos is me that the record

[QUOTE=MichaelJordan;18061387]lol my next review will be of Orchid's [I]Dance Tonight, Tomorrow Revolution[/I]

expect greatness. projected rating: 1/5[/QUOTE]

lol keep at this kiddo maybe someday you'll get a rise

tomorrow revolution

haha

[QUOTE=MichaelJordan;18061387]lol my next review will be of Orchid's [I]Dance Tonight, Tomorrow Revolution[/I]

expect greatness. projected rating: 1/5[/QUOTE]

csb 2 da max

i wish pygmy lush was the only band.

but then what about radiohead

pygmy lush has a song called there there

radiohead has a song called creep

you gotta crep 2 win in war3