[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15822710]Thoughts of such noble feces bring tears of adulation to my eyes, but alas I don't think men can get pregnant, especially not with me tossing your salad.[/QUOTE]

I like the way you speak sir.

Mappy's broseph is cooler than mappy.

>_>

<_<

Niggaz mad fly.

I'M REGISTERING FOR CLASSES 4 DAYS BEFORE MY SEMESTER BEGINS, HELL YES SON! HLE[font=verdana]L[/font] YES SON!

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15822795]Mappy's broseph is cooler than mappy.

>_>

<_<[/QUOTE]

They call me Allwise, I'm a straight up thug / I got a magic spear and tha keys to tha club / it very well may be that I cannot beat tha oddz / but I'll be droppin' hot beatz til tha Reach of tha Godz

[b]ÆSIR REPRESEEEEENT!![/b]

I'll call you Al because I'm lazy.

Oh God Chris, I hate you infinitely.

Dude you have lame friends Map. Seriously, man.

Dude, you're a hater. :/

nah dude i love you and shi

I love me a lot too.

[SIZE="7"]get that black pussy you big dick white bastard mutha fu[SIZE="7"]c[/SIZE]ka[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15822945]Dude you have lame friends Map. Seriously, man.[/QUOTE]

LOL, you're just jealous because you don't get my Norse mythology references.

Yes.

I don't ****ing get the advising staff at PSU, ****ing stupid ****ing cunts.

It's all ****ing fine and dandy that you'd rather eat your chocolates, but I NEED TO ****ING GET MY REGISTRATION ISSUES ****ING RESOLVED.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15823015]I don't ****ing get the advising staff at PSU, ****ing stupid ****ing squirrels.

It's all ****ing fine and dandy that you'd rather eat your chocolates, but I NEED TO ****ING GET MY REGISTRATION ISSUES ****ING RESOLVED.[/QUOTE]

Show those fat office bitches who's boss.

Speaking of tuition, I may very well get a free ride due to my non-neurotypicality w00t.

oh cool, so you actually get an education, but i dont cause some stupid ho lost my registration papers and medical records

I AM JELOSU

i seriously think im gonna try to convince my parents to let me go to L-tri-C

anyone down for some isketch.net ?

room = mx

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15823037]oh cool, so you actually get an education, but i dont cause some stupid ho lost my registration papers and medical records

I AM JELOSU
[/QUOTE]

Living with AS isn't always fun, you must know. But this most recent news totally makes me not want to kill myself.

(I seriously agree about the stupid hoes btw. I would have flipped out. Stackars dig!)

Yeah, I know of the way morons can be son. :(

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15823090]Yeah, I know of the way morons can be son. :([/QUOTE]

Walk up to them at their desks and tell them:

This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cuz I'm fly
You ain't cuz you not

That'll learn 'em a lesson.

guys, join my myspace group:
[url]http://groups.myspace.com/f[/url][font=verdana]u[/font]ckwakingthecadaver

(copy pasta)?

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15823123]guys, join my myspace group:
[url]http://groups.myspace.com/f[/url][font=verdana]u[/font]ckwakingthecadaver

(copy pasta)?[/QUOTE]

Moar liek

[url]http://snurl.com/1x5a9[/url]

I'm not going to join because the epic pitriffment of Waking the Cadaver is better than the old skool puѕsycore shіt you listen to.

OK, I'll join maybe later.

[B]HELP me guys[/B]

i just had my job interview and i've got it.... but its in the military acadamy and they said i have to do a drug test! i have smoked in the last 2 months pretty a lot and i don't know how much time i have to make this drug test!

how can i get clean FAST?
running - sport
drink a lot
what else?

niacin.

Also, drink tons of tea.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15823165]niacin.

Also, drink tons of tea.[/QUOTE]

Using niacin for hiding marijuana usage is bad news

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niacin[/url]

And cranberry juice.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15823178]Using niacin for hiding marijuana usage is bad news

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niacin[/url][/QUOTE]

Hmm, I always thought it worked fine?

I tried flushing my system with niacin and then smoked the night I did that, I have no will power.

Thanks though, Chris, THE MOAR U NO

Just stop smoking now! then call in sick if its in like a week.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15823262]Hmm, I always thought it worked fine?[/QUOTE]

No scientific evidence for it + you run a risk of overdose.

I'm not pointing that out to, you know, say "Ha ha! Shame on you for smoking weed you lazy сunts!", more because I don't want anyone to incur serious health risks for no good reason.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15823279]Just stop smoking now! then call in sick if its in like a week.[/QUOTE]

the last one i smoked two days ago, but the whole 2months before a lot.

i still haven't got an email so i still don't know how long time i have to do the test. the only excuse i can use and not being sick is that i have a lot of exams to do and that i'm not in vienna during february... which is a lie, but how can they proof me wrong.

then i will do it in the 2nd march-week... 8weeks past and i should be clean again.


the other stupid thing is that they wanna have tons of personel information: my income, any addictions like alcohol or cigarettes, do i have any healt problems or diseases... why do they care? i don't want to publish such personal information for the military acadmy... i don't know if i shall do it.

on the other side it would be THE chance to make a scientific-career!! i would be a researcher in a field which is still unknown!
-> migration in conflict areas under the aspect of security... this field is BIG and there still don't exists any theories... so i would have the chance to be one of the first researchers in this field - it would be awesome

What's the field? That sounds beyond awesome.

well it will be about migration in conflict areas and how does the security of a state is affected by it.

this would be everything:
- history
- sociology
- ethnology
- political science
- system theories
just nearly everything... and he said that there are no theories about it, so i would be a pionieer who will research it and will "make" a theory about it.

Damn, I'm so freaking jealous, you better get that ****ing job.

The best way to clear yourself is run. Drink cranberry juice and run. Run a lot.

I smoke a lot and i cannot run even 100metres :lol: but i will do it... but before i do it, i will wait until i get the mail. if he says i have to do it in january, running won't help and i'm fukked up.

if he says that it doesn't matter, and i have till mid of april time, i will start running several times a week... and i will stop smoking cigarettes too.

I hate waking up late and missing school.

Finally!

My ****ing internet hasn't functioned for some days and I felt so :(
I did some **** and now it works again. :D

Drug tests suck, I would pass them since i haven't smoked weed in years.

Sup all?

[QUOTE=Austin]I hate* waking up late and missing school.[/QUOTE]

* love.
:confused:

why is this thread dead today? :rolleyes:

cool. at least there is one brother online :)

I'm here Kacper. :)

I just got back from placement and now I will enjoy my weekend. :D
Have some dinner in halfan hour or so, havea few beers with friends.
Tomorrow I go to my gf's and be taken out for dinner by her folks, because my gf's brother is back from half a year studying abroad.

Sweet stuff.