There a buch of wankers laughing at pop-punk.

I would help, but I'm a bassist.

F[I]u[/I]ck It.

I was watching Bogans Heroes an episode of Back of The Y. It starts out in this court room with Danny and that other fu[I]c[/I]k and Danny is smoking some P, the guy then says he is going to jail for 20 years and he tells the judge to fu[I]c[/I]k himself etc until he has 70 years in jail. He then goes on a rampage with a gun or something and kills/mauls everyone, meanwhile fake blood goes everywhere. Parcticially the storyline is the other guy goes to jail and he tries to get out to get revenge on Danny. Hilarios me says HILARIOUS.

[QUOTE=J-Cool]I would help, but I'm a bassist.

F[I]u[/I]ck It.[/QUOTE]

I don't need help...

Dan, did you have fun last night?
Haha, did your mum notice your slight drunkness?!

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]I don't need help...[/QUOTE]

I meant to join in the fun.

But it looks like you're doing a good job anyway.

I'm owning their ***'es.

And my Mum probably noticed, but didn't say owt.

Im going to bed, night all. Also See You Cu[I]n[/I]t's later.

I thought you could say cunts on here?

EDIT: Yes, yes you can!

Night.

Ooh, i'm in full swing this morning.

So you can.

Cunt.

He he he . . . cunt.

Anywho, hows all?

A bit pissed off with stupid metal heads and also feeling a bit sick...

I need breakfast.

I need to vack the house but i can't be bothered.

It feels so good being on the holidays !

i'm gonna go into town soon

My mate could arrive anytime.

I'm still wearing the stuff I went to bed in.

HOLY CRAP

There's a bird in my kitchen !

WTF shoud i do ?

Stick it in her butt.

Or if it's the flying variety, catch it/ open your doors/windows as much as possible and hope it flies out.

ARGH, i don't know where it is now !

I can just hear it squeak !

I'm sh'it scared !

Its not as if it's gonna eat your legs Dan, go and exterminate that bitch.

It's in the hallway, just staning there squeaking !

Get a big stick, and poke it out of the house. Bullet-proof plan. :thumb:

ARG, my mums out so she's locked the door and it's right next to it !

Use a towel to grab it, be careful, bird bones are fragile, and wild birds tend to carry nasty parasites and ****.

Argh, i'm too scared !

Hit it with a rake.

Pfft, my plan > Oz's plan.
I mean, his may seem better, but we all know you can't go wrong with a big stick.

Dan, go round your house and open the door from the outside so it can get out, that way you won't need to go near it.

Arghk i can hear the squeaking.

/turns music up, closes door and pretends it isn't their

[QUOTE=Bad Blood]Dan, go round your house and open the door from the outside so it can get out, that way you won't need to go near it.[/QUOTE]

I can't, i've lost my key !