[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;17240040]I've been in an exceptionally good mood today. I don't have a clue why. I've been pretty cheery and happy all day. Wtf?[/QUOTE]

Sunny day?

Or you're bipolar.

Either way you'll in a bad mood soon enough:wave:

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17240043]Sunny day?

Or you're bipolar.

Either way you'll in a bad mood soon enough:wave:[/QUOTE]

It's a sunny day, but I don't think that's it. We've been having plenty of them lately.

I'm probably not bipolar.

[quote=Spaceman Spiff;17240040]I've been in an exceptionally good mood today. I don't have a clue why. I've been pretty cheery and happy all day. Wtf?[/quote]

Somebody got some last night.

Congrats.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17240033]sade has no chance against [B]MUM-RA[/B]

slightly confuzzled sea lion bitch even snarf can curl 150[/QUOTE]

uhh lol

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17240058]Somebody got some last night.

Congrats.[/QUOTE]

I didn't. :upset:

But speaking of that, what's the best way to approach a girl you haven't spoken to? She works right around the corner from where I do, seen her a few times, acknowledged the existence of the other. I've just never seen her outside of her work (some gay salon/woman beautification place).

girls like being approached by:

1) confidence
2) strength of conversation
3) disconnection
4) being a dick (but do so in a charismatic way not in a mean way)

girls do not like being approached by

1) weaklings
2) shyness
3) embarrassed guys
4) pansy guys

there you go

i usually open initiations with females by commenting on some part of their appearance

"you'd look really good if you lost a few pounds from your thighs"

WHAT OMG LOL UR SO MEEN /playful shove

done deal.

I just need an un-retarded way to walk into her work.

*in security uniform* "Hi, I'm the stripper you ordered for the party. Who's the lucky lady getting married?"



I doubt that one would work... :p

im serious dude be a dick a girl will instantly want to **** you just to make herself feel better about herself

go out of your way to insult her

she'll think

"he went out of his way to insult me. i have to **** him now to show him how wrong he is."

what does a dick do to a [size=2]puss[/size]y?

it fuc[size=2]ks[/size] it.
this is the oldest wisom known to man.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;17240126]I just need an un-retarded way to walk into her work.

*in security uniform* "Hi, I'm the stripper you ordered for the party. Who's the lucky lady getting married?"



I doubt that one would work... :p[/QUOTE]

Try this:

"Hi. How are you?"

"hi"
"hi"
"how's it going"
"good"

"..."


^the bane of the not-very-confident man :(

"It's good to be good."

walk into her work in a retarded way and you'll show her your interested. if you walk in like you dont care then you wont care ya know?

dude just get a manicure from her and shoot the ****

tell her it's for your mom as a birthday present

lol taking girl advice on mx

"just ask her how shes doing"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

YO TONY THIS IS SHEILA

how ya doin baby

how are you? makes zero impression.

my motto is always "if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."

my favorite pick-up line is "you know i can see your underwear through your pants"

[QUOTE=Raayl;17240615]lol taking girl advice on mx

"just ask her how shes doing"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]

What... you mean that doesn't work... :eek:

OK, seriously, listen to these three covers, and then tell me that they're not all tasteful and well-orchestrated... and mean it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OckjLFLUTug&feature=PlayList&p=A0D673E7B5C8DC48&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3So59E6NxSg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=542wz4eC9nU

[QUOTE=Gattsu347;17240632]how are you? makes zero impression.

my motto is always "if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."[/QUOTE]

Now if you ask her if she's seen your friend then make up some description
and she'll be like no I haven't seen him then you can just be like we've been playing hide and seek for like a week now and this mfers got me stumped... So what are you doing later...

Hmm. Well I don't know what to buy now. I get paid £270 tomorrow after tax has eaten away like £70 -_-

I have horrendous amounts of gear to buy, but I don't know what to buy from 'the list'. Might get one of those new stageclix wireless systems. They look neat.

Well, I got a trade offer for my Conklin GTBD-7. It's a mid-90's Carvin LB76 in great condition with a hardshell case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2rdzhQtKpI

Whatcha think? Should I do it? I'm very tempted. I don't play the Conklin anymore and the Carvin has the Wilkinson bridge, ebony fretboard, 18V active EQ, and Sperzel Locking tuners.

But the Conklin is a nice bass.

I really don't care for the Barts. They don't have enough bite.

The tone in those stacked humbuckers on the Carvin is awesome. I am thoroughly impressed with it thus far.

Plus, since I never play the Conklin and I'm looking for another 6 to use on stage with me band, why not?

If I need that high F, I'll just use my 8-string.

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17242359]Well, I got a trade offer for my Conklin GTBD-7. It's a mid-90's Carvin LB76 in great condition with a hardshell case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2rdzhQtKpI

Whatcha think? Should I do it? I'm very tempted. I don't play the Conklin anymore and the Carvin has the Wilkinson bridge, ebony fretboard, 18V active EQ, and Sperzel Locking tuners.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever played a carvin? My dad has one of their guitars and it's just incredibly smooth to play and has such a good tone. My dad's been playing 20+ years and he says it's the best guitar he's owned.

If I ever see a carvin bass used at a shop I would love to play it but I've never had the pleasure :(

e: whoa sextuple post^^^ dumbass

I played a used fretless 6er missing the high c-string in guitar center one time. The neck looks ridiculously thin (sweet) and the tone is so punchy and versatile (if you listen to the video).

Sorry about that last night something funky was going on with the site and it wouldn't let me post anything I'd click the button and it would just send me to something else...

click more it'll work better if you do that