I'm gunna excuse all ya'lls behaviour because I didn't properly introduce myself to all ya'll when I entered this unholy domain. I am Black Soul 11, a proud member of Elite Force 7....a super-elite underground Metal organization comprised of members from the seven most elite Metal bands ever to grace this planet. So elite in fact, that I dare not speak their names in front of the unitiated...like all ya'll. Elite Force 7 is dedicated to promoting REAL, 100% TRUE Metal and squashing FAKE, Pop, poseur-asz, commercialized HOs, like this nancy-boy, Pop group of man-puszies called Protest The Hero. I belong to a sub-branch of the force, called Thrash Squad Number 9.

At first we found it really difficult to organize ourselves because we thought everything was just so totally super gay. Organizations and rules were gay. Goals and ideas were gay. And questions and answers were most definitely big-time gay. So, we squabbled and shoved each other around for a long while. Constantly thrashing and moshing and pushing each other to show how big-time elite we all were. We would all carry stamps and ink pads and plaster the word 'FAIL' on each others forheads when anyone would open their mouths....Mostly because we had no idea how to form complete sentences and speak the King's English. But, then we found out that nobody was eating, nobody had shelter and everybody was really phuckin dumb. So, we decided to encorporate some rules and acquire a body of knowledge....But, who were we to turn to for this stuff, since we thought everyone was as totally gay as Richard Simmons' flaming toilet seat?

That's when we were contacted by one of the members from one of the most elite bands in Elite Force 7. I can't tell ya his name, he's so far above your clearance level, but we referred to him as "The Dime". This man, who's nature was of the most divine and elite nature possible by Metal law, came to us and gave us "The Law'. We didn't need to decide what was gay and what was cool in the world outside, because he did it for us. He graced us with blessings of True Metal Elititry and we were thankful for his generosity. We learned how to spell like how I'm doing right now, and learnt our maths and sciences. We also learnt how to despise Metal imitators.

We kissed the Confederate Flag on "The Dime's" Razorback V and ate the crumbs from the red part of his beard. He gave us direction and purpose in life. We were forever grateful and forever united under the code of Elite Force 7. He gave us "The Law" and in it was written that all FAKE, Pop, poseur-asz, commercialized HOs need be CRUSHED, and room made for TRUE METAL to reign supreme across the lands of his kingdom. We were ordered to stomp holes in their man-puszies and kick out their girlie eyes....So, that's where we stand now. FTB is never to be spoken of ever again here. Or, fear the wrath of "The Dime"....Actually, he might not be on shift right now. It might be "The Dave" that ya'll will have to answer to if you start singin' show-tunes again. Long Live Elite Force 7. And, NO....It's YOU that FAILS.

tl;dr

That was ****ing

They retired Plateful of Our Dead pretty much before Kezia ever came out. Along with She Who Mars, it was the only new song they played for a good year before Kezia dropped, only Plateful was debuted much sooner. Beyond that, the song went through so many changes, both in context of "concept" and in sound, that it just became a snore to play I guess.

why spend so much time on something nobody gives a **** about moltenlava? hell, i didnt even read past the first couple of sentences.

god damn that kid can write.

he really cant

[QUOTE=Pete;16508557]he really cant[/QUOTE]

Actually, you can't do a thing....other than lick your fat tit. And, dream about gettin' humped in your man-puszy by the guys in your weak-asz punk band. They put a little pink bow around your bungring and take shots.

Wheyyyy he got banned finally

And I just read his little retort to me.

I reaction was along the lines of 'awww bless his little cotton trolling socks '

[QUOTE=Pete;16508557]he really cant[/QUOTE]

I was commenting on the length of his typing.

[QUOTE=moltenlava;16508574]Actually, you can't do a thing....other than lick your fat tit. And, dream about gettin' humped in your man-puszy by the guys in your weak-asz punk band. They put a little pink bow around your bungring and take shots.[/QUOTE]

that would be so sweet. the guys in my band are total hunks.

I love protest the hero so much I can listen to kezia and fortress back to back
And they're amazing live
Ya great band

arent they big enough to tour more internationally yet? they madly should come to scandinavia

They're coming to England and they've done Japan. They all want to tour elsewhere but it comes down to the management in the end. Their management said they didnt even have a big enough audience to go to England originally but obviously that changed. I think there's been a change in philosophy (and personnel) managementally speaking so I'm sure it's at least in consideration.

They're relatively famous in this country. Probably as much as Architects are in the U.S and Canada.

yeah, most bands signed to a bigger indie label will eventually reach the uk. but not scandinavia. like btbam were touring with dillinger escape plan, and dep came here but btbam didnt.

I had no idea you were from Scandinavia pete

you learn something new every day :) i'm swedish


i had no (some) idea you were that heavily into bukakkes

It's true

I like dem japs with de cum on der facshesssss

yeah cum on their feces

yeahhhh boiiii

but srs I've roped my mate into going to see see PTH when the come to England under the pretence we'll stay for Parkway Drive. But Whitechapel, PTH and Architects should be offfffffit

They're totally big enough in UK to come here I reckon. Wearing my Protest tee I get plenty of comments from people.

Ey where did you get a PTH tee from ey ?

"I'll give you something to laugh aboot!!"

Just saw the heretics and killers video on their myspace...has a better music video ever been created in the history of time? I say ney...

Holy crap is that flying monkeys??

i laughed the first time i saw that video

The wizard of oz monkeys. That video is borderline horrible. All the **** at the beginning is just awful. The performances are cool though.

i like protest the hero

[quote=Cocaine;16513671]The wizard of oz monkeys. That video is borderline horrible. All the **** at the beginning is just awful. The performances are cool though.[/quote]

thats what i was meaning the performances are good, just the whole monkey thing was ridiculous