[QUOTE=Jesus.]Oxy is a facial product, I know this for I am the son of God.[/QUOTE]
Take me now, Jesus!

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]I'm making food and can smell it. [b]Teriyaki chicken.[/b][/QUOTE]Best asian food ever.

Food is ready. I'm going to eat it. And watch the adventures of the family simpson.

No way, wokked dog owns Teriyaki Chicken by far.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Best asian food ever.[/QUOTE]
Egg Foo Young totally kicks it's a[color=whit]s[/color]s

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Take me now, Jesus![/QUOTE]Where to, Funky Town?

[QUOTE=Jesus.]Where to, Funky Town?[/QUOTE]
Jesus can't speak or write english, well atleast thats what Jamie's excuse was for getting away with saying jesus is gay.

I'm a creationist by the way.

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Jesus can't speak or write english, well atleast thats what Jamie's excuse was for getting away with saying jesus is gay.

I'm a creationist by the way.[/QUOTE]You are a faggot, by the way. I died for you.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]You are a faggot, by the way. I died for you.[/QUOTE]
Sweet.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]Where to, Funky Town?[/QUOTE]
No I was thinking more like Israel.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]No I was thinking more like Israel.[/QUOTE]Same thing, cause Jerusalem is one Funky Town :p

Snap, Jesus is one hip dude.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]Same thing, cause Jerusalem is one Funky Town :p[/QUOTE]
No one loves you.

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]No one loves you.[/QUOTE]Does it matter? I died for you.

[size=50]NNOOOOO!!!!![/size]
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids.




[size=1]Da[/size][size=1]mn long ears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus.[/size]

where the hell did this guy come from? haha

[QUOTE=Jesus.]Does it matter? I died for you.[/QUOTE]
Yes because Sum41 said your mom should have had an abortion.

Watching teh Family Guy, Reiner?

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]where the hell did this guy come from? haha[/QUOTE]From the womb of my mother, Mary.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]From the womb of my mother, Mary.[/QUOTE]
Do you have any children?

Looks like jesus just got owned.

Jesus.
This message is hidden because Jesus. is on your ignore list.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Do you have any children?[/QUOTE]You all are my children.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]You all are my children.[/QUOTE]
Do you have any offspring that sprouted from your seed?

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Do you have any offspring that sprouted from your seed?[/QUOTE]Seed? What is this "seed" you speak of.

I have to crap out messican food.

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]I have to crap out messican food.[/QUOTE]May my father be with you.

[QUOTE=Jesus.]May my father be with you.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funniest **** ever.

Hes totally serious.

Why do you have a crappy avatar?

Remember kids, you mess with Jesus, you go to hell :thumb:

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Why do you have a crappy avatar?[/QUOTE]
I know your not talking to me.

Coc-Cola is as addictive as this forum.:chug:

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]I know your not talking to me.[/QUOTE]
In fact...I was.

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]Coc-Cola is as addictive as this forum.:chug:[/QUOTE]
Koka Kola advertising and kokaine
Strolling down the Broadway in the rain
Neon light sign says it
I read it in the paper-they're crazy!
Suit your life, maybe so
In the White House-I know
All Over Berlin (they've been doing it for years)
And in Manhattan!

mmm good song.

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]Coc-Cola is as addictive as this forum.:chug:[/QUOTE]
yes, i have at least 1-2 a day.

400 of my posts somehow got deleted.

[QUOTE=chips88]Remember kids, you mess with Jesus, you go to hell :thumb:[/QUOTE]

A lesson Jews like me know all too well. :)

[QUOTE=blackflagbassist]yes, i have at least 1-2 a day.[/QUOTE]Happened to me last week. A big thread or two was probably deleted.

I have 2 cokes a day, its routine, im addicted.

Thanks to everyone who helped me get stars!