[QUOTE=Superpeer]Looks nice. :)[/QUOTE]
Hey Superpeer, I finally heard your attempt at the Cryptopsy scream. You really impressed me. :thumb:

Today, I went to my friends house, and we were jumping his longboard off of this little kicker her built. It was awesome. I mean, it's hard enough to take a skateboard off of jumps, but take the size of a skateboard and multiply it by 1.5, and you've got yourself a challenge. :p After that, I grabbed his rollerblades, and hit the jump a couple times. We filmed me jumping off of it, and gapping about 10 feet. It was wicked. I'll ask him to upload it so you can all see me grotesquely display my manhood. :cool:

I remember I used to build this huge jump along my sidewalk that was directed into the grass. It was about 3 feet tall and we'd rollerblade off as fast as we could... ahh yes, the amount of grass we ruined... the good ol' days.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I'll ask him to upload it so you can all see me grotesquely display my manhood. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Sorry, but I don't like the sausage.

/awaits jokes from people anyway

Good noon, my cherubian fellows. How are we all today?

I just helped two plumbers remove about 3kg of tree root from my downstairs toilet pipe. Really smelly stuff. Glad it's done now, but it'll cost another $150 to hire an inspector to locate the problem site (the place where the tree root has cracked the drain).

After a looooong shower, I consumed two glasses of milo and am now overdosing on the four versions of Learning To Fly I have. :D

[QUOTE=Jom]Sorry, but I don't like the sausage.

/awaits jokes from people anyway[/QUOTE]

I was going to, but I won't now. ;)

[QUOTE=Jom]Sorry, but I don't like the sausage.

/awaits jokes from people anyway[/QUOTE]
We know you don't have success with the ladies but that doesn't mean you gotta go for the guys. I fully support asexuality still, though I can't say I am myself anymore heh.

Does anyone want to hear the #1 highschool orchestra in the nation?

[url]http://feeds.feedburner.com/MhsaRadio[/url]

They also feature me in a recital last year but I barely could play the song and the recording is really bad so, yeah. I'm Nojus, the first pianist on it. Just click the button in front of the listen button.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I was going to, but I won't now. ;)[/QUOTE]

Pshht, you still abuse me on MSN.

[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Have you ever listened to Pink Floyd?
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Who?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They're this new band
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They supported Cold on their latest tour
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Like a rubber band?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Yeah
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: I supported Warm on my latest tour.
[22:14] Jason (l) Eleese///: I dislike this conversation
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Same here. Fuc[font=]k[/font] you for starting it.
[22:14] *** "Jason (l) Eleese///" signed off at Wed Sep 07 22:14:23 2005.

[quote=zeppelinfan2k3]We know you don't have success with the ladies but that doesn't mean you gotta go for the guys. I fully support asexuality still, though I can't say I am myself anymore heh.[/quote]

The whole lack of success is directly correlated with me generally not caring about people in general, especially those at my university, heh. It is fun to joke about on the Internets, though.

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Hey Superpeer, I finally heard your attempt at the Cryptopsy scream. You really impressed me. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

THanks. :lol:


[[QUOTE]22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Have you ever listened to Pink Floyd?
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Who?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They're this new band
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They supported Cold on their latest tour
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Like a rubber band?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Yeah
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: I supported Warm on my latest tour.
[22:14] Jason (l) Eleese///: I dislike this conversation
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Same here. **** you for starting it.
[22:14] *** "Jason (l) Eleese///" signed off at Wed Sep 07 22:14:23 2005.[/QUOTE]

:lol:




Ps: Asexuality is an excuse for guys who can't get any, as Vince proved. What a fag.

I can get some, yet I can't get any. :upset: It's a strange situation.

I can get a lot, all I have to do is txt message her. :lol:


All disrespect aside, it's time for bed at 4:30, me thinks.


Until a next Episode of Jason & Jom: The comical duo of the century

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Until a next Episode of Jason & Jom: The comical duo of the century[/QUOTE]

Haha, I already have another. I'll show it to you later. Good night.

[QUOTE=Jom]Pshht, you still abuse me on MSN.

[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Have you ever listened to Pink Floyd?
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Who?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They're this new band
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: They supported Cold on their latest tour
[22:13] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Like a rubber band?
[22:13] Jason (l) Eleese///: Yeah
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: I supported Warm on my latest tour.
[22:14] Jason (l) Eleese///: I dislike this conversation
[22:14] Jom /// One unhappy labrador: Same here. Fuc[font=]k[/font] you for starting it.
[22:14] *** "Jason (l) Eleese///" signed off at Wed Sep 07 22:14:23 2005.

The whole lack of success is directly correlated with me generally not caring about people in general, especially those at my university, heh. It is fun to joke about on the Internets, though.[/QUOTE]
Comedy gold.

I don't care about most people, there's a select few I choose to care about though. It works well. Most the morons at my uni aren't worth learning more about anyways.
[QUOTE=Superpeer]
Ps: Asexuality is an excuse for guys who can't get any, as Vince proved. What a fag.[/QUOTE]
I hate you.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Ps: Asexuality is an excuse for guys who can't get any, as Vince proved. What a fag.[/QUOTE]
I used to get some all the time and then I just got sick of that lifestyle so I because asexual for a little while, then I met my girlfriend.

Did anyone listen to those recordings?

[QUOTE=Moses]I used to get some all the time and then I just got sick of that lifestyle so I because asexual for a little while, then I met my girlfriend.

Did anyone listen to those recordings?[/QUOTE]
I was asexual until I met my girlfriend, that's what he was making fun of me for :(

I'm too immature for girls. They really don't think I'm deep or anything, then I try and tell them that I am a closet deep guy. Then they ask how so, and I creep them out with all of my loser metaphysical talk. :p

/loses at life

NP: Deftones: Feiticeira

Loving the WP, Jake?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I'm too immature for girls. They really don't think I'm deeor anything, then I try and tell them that I am a closet deep guy. Then they ask how so, and I creep them out with all of my loser metaphysical talk. :p

/loses at life

NP: Deftones: Feiticeira[/QUOTE]
Date a girl who's smarter than you.

The what?

Vince- This could perhaps prove to be a good plan. I'm mentally listing off all of the girls I've tried, and they're all either extremely airy, or just plain dumb. :-/

What's a WP?

And Vince: That would mean Jake could date...any girl he wanted to :eek: jp Jake, you're a pretty smart guy.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]The what?

Vince- This could perhaps prove to be a good plan. I'm mentally listing off all of the girls I've tried, and they're all either extremely airy, or just plain dumb. :-/[/QUOTE]
[B]W[/B]hite [B]P[/B]ony.....

You should listen to my school's recordings posted up there. They are streamed so it might not take that long to listen to for you.

Ah, yes. WP= White Pony. I see now. And Yes, I am digging it extremely hXc at the moment. My favorites so far are Digital Bath, Knife Prty, and Passenger. Digital Bath is just one of the most haunting songs I've ever heard, with the odd whispered reverb effect. Knife Party has a cool catchy chorus, and one of the most amazing vocal solos I've heard. (Try Great Gig in the Sky on steroids) Passenger is just plain cool. Maynard singing is also an added bonus there. :-D I've also grown to really appreciate Chino as a vocalist. Before, I always just kind of considered to be average, but after giving White Pony another listen, I'm really digging his unique tone.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]The what?

Vince- This could perhaps prove to be a good plan. I'm mentally listing off all of the girls I've tried, and they're all either extremely airy, or just plain dumb. :-/[/QUOTE]
Yeah, don't stick to it like glue...if there's a girl who's as smart as you who you really like, better to go for that than someone else just because she's a little smarter. Too big of an intelligence gap screws relationships, trust me heh.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Yeah, don't stick to it like glue...if there's a girl who's as smart as you who you really like, better to go for that than someone else just because she's a little smarter. Too big of an intelligence gap screws relationships, trust me heh.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Oh god, what happened?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]:eek:

Oh god, what happened?[/QUOTE]
Oh, not in this current one heh. :)

My last one I ended up spending my Sundays helping her understand her homework, whilst not doing mine. (In theory we were both doing homework together, but I was more or less tutoring her and not doing my own and that didn't work well). Plus I'm very intellectually demanding of people (In other words I can be an asshat).

I told my friend about your idea, and here's what he said.

[QUOTE]<Dr. Jake Destructo> says:
Hey, I have a solution to my girl problems-
#20CARP#20--TIO TYLER......thats honkin says:
si?
<Dr. Jake Destructo> says:
I need to find a girl that is smarter than me.
#20CARP#20--TIO TYLER......thats honkin says:
oh good luck
#20CARP#20--TIO TYLER......thats honkin says:
you trick them b/c you act dujmb but then the knowledge comes out and they are all
#20CARP#20--TIO TYLER......thats honkin says:
holy crap i dont believe it[/QUOTE]

Isn't that exactly what I posted like, 15 minutes ago? :eek:

Vince- I had the same problem.
"Hey girl, I like you!"
"Do my Spanish homework, and we can hold hands at the movies"
"What! Ok!"

/me gets hosed

:upset:

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Oh, not in this current one heh. :)[/QUOTE]

Ohhh...

[QUOTE=Vince]My last one I ended up spending my Sundays helping her understand her homework, whilst not doing mine. (In theory we were both doing homework together, but I was more or less tutoring her and not doing my own and that didn't work well). Plus I'm very intellectually demanding of people (In other words I can be an asshat).[/QUOTE]

Wait, that counts as a relationship nowadays?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I told my friend about your idea, and here's what he said.

Isn't that exactly what I posted like, 15 minutes ago? :eek:

Vince- I had the same problem.
"Hey girl, I like you!"
"Do my Spanish homework, and we can hold hands at the movies"
"What! Ok!"

/me gets hosed

:upset:[/QUOTE]
Well start acting more pretentious, duh :p

Well...I got a little bit more out of it than that heh...but that does suck heh. Try whoring your intelligence out for sex instead.

[quote=Illmatic]Wait, that counts as a relationship nowadays?[/quote]
Well, people have to start somewhere in order to brag.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Ohhh...

Wait, that counts as a relationship nowadays?[/QUOTE]
Trust me, if this relationship breaks apart anytime soon...the world will know about it heh ;) I'd have been pretty upset hehe.

Well...we were going out technically...we did other stuff too....shut up. It was my first relationship ever and I've learned much since then.

[QUOTE=Jom]Well, people have to start somewhere in order to brag.[/QUOTE]

I'm not going to touch this one.

Holy crap. I just realized that I am taking lessons, so to speak, from the former resident emo-fag.

:upset:

Wait though, what was that bit about whoring intelligence for sex instead? Instead of what?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I'm not going to touch this one.[/QUOTE]

Second'd.

This is kind of funny. Dumbing themselves down for sex/relationships etc. is something girls tend to do. I can't possibly see how being an intelligent guy hurts.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Holy crap. I just realized that I am taking lessons, so to speak, from the former resident emo-fag.

:upset:

Wait though, what was that bit about whoring intelligence for sex instead? Instead of what?[/QUOTE]
I can give advice well, I just can't execute too well. I'm really clumsy in my executions, but I know what I should be doing :p

Instead of holding hands, it was a joke.

I had my first day of school today. It was only half of a day, but I'm pretty happy with my schedual.

Just over a week until I see Robert Plant. I can't wait!!

[QUOTE]Until a next Episode of Jason & Jom: The comical duo of the century[/QUOTE]

Pfft...Jay and Silent Bob>those guys

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]The YSI thread is closed. Whatever will I do with myself on the internet? :([/QUOTE]
Talk to girls. That's what most guys use it for.

Well, I say talk...

Morning all.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
My favorite album at the moment is Herbie Hancock's Head Hunters (jazz! c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!) but it's still not my all-time favorite album.[/QUOTE]

What is?

I actually bought [i]Head Hunters[/i] while I was away, It was on sale in Borders. I like it.

Speaking of buying, on my adventures yesterday I picked up;

Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden - Powerslave
Iron Maiden - Killers
Kraftwerk - Trans-Europe Express
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois/e
The Awesome Machine - Under the Influence

The Awesome Machine was something of an impulse buy; it was only £0.99.

Good job with the Maiden albums. Gotta love Muders In The Rue Morgue on Killers.

Speaking of relationships, i actually like someone for the first time in a while. Her names Laura and shes really nice and talkative and stuff, and shes really creative (art wise, ive never seen paintings as good as hers), and shes into all the kinda stuff i'm into (Yes Ray, we watch anime porno together), but i can't get up any courage to ask her out for some food or a movie or something.

The problem is with me, i've had more relationships than most of the other guys in my friendship groups, and they just pick girls who aren't a challange atall. I see this girl as someone that could challenge me to be a better person in a relationship situation. Oh well, i will end up asking her out eventually.

/Rant over.