He then passed it to Justin who did not hesitate to hit the pipe, the negative and disgusting connotations that went along with crack did not seem to penetrate Justin's skull, as he blew out the smoke and coughed. He immediately entered a blank stupor in which all thought ceased and every neuron that was once firing in his brain, stopped immediately. He sat there and drooled for a while as Jerome turned on some death metal. Finally, Justin awoke from his stupor as Jerome handed him his eighth of schwag, and he left just as he had come. Little did Justin know, this was the beginning of a greater awakening and decension into the depths of his Being. What justin didn't know was that the rock he had just smoked had come directly from hell. The rock had been forged in the depths of hell by Satan himself. Normally, this rock when smoked only creates an urge in the smoker to punch a grandma or have sex with a small child, but most can overcome the desire. But for Justin, this was just the spark that he needed to empower the evil within him to take complete control.

The weeks went on and Justin continued to smoke rock. But it was at this point, that God looked down upon Earth and decided that it was his time to intervene in the Devil's attempted coup of Justin's body. But God knew that he could not go himself, mainly because he was lazy. So he went to his son Jesus, but when Jesus, who had became heavily addicted to methamphetamines, was given his task, he said simply, " F[size=2]u[/size]ck it." God decided he needed to pick someone on Earth to do his work. It was then that he was reminded of the most awesomest of his creations, the brown one, Neeshee. God then decided that it was time to make an appearance, in degenerate times such as these. He appeared to Neeshee during one of his infamous acid trips and revealed to him the current situation of the Universe and the Black which was beginning to flower. Neeshee was at once determined to rid the world of this vile decrepit form and decided that he would summon an army of like-minded people to help destroy this pure Evil, and so he set off to Bonnaroo, in hopes of finding like-minded people and very good acid.

In the meantime, Justin had registered on a punk rock forum known as "Mx". He was beginning to spread his evil through the interweb. By this time, he had also gotten heavily involved in Black Metal and Grindcore music, bands that were pure emanations of Satan himself, it was in this music that Justin discovered Satan's secret messages to him. He began reciting the incoherant incantaions he heard on his black metal records and suddenly, he realized his purpose. That was when he went home and constructed a pentagram in his room and placed his bed in the middle of it. He lit candles on each corner and began to slice his wrists over a goat that he had sacrificed earlier that day. His blood dripped into the Black Goblet which was only one step away from becoming the Elixir of Death. Now all he needed was virgin blood to make the potion complete. The black metal was the final nail for Justin. His mother began to hear the evil, obscure sounds wailing from Justin's room and she often wondered how he could listen to such terrible music. But when she, entered his room one day to find blood smeared pentagrams one day, she decided it had gone too far. It was then that she decided she'd better tell Justin the truth about his father.

So after managing to catch him one night sneaking in, covered in urine, blood and feces, after a local Bloodwhore concert she sat him down to talk to him. She told him about that one night at the bar, when a man named Lucifer had offered her crack rock and then took her back to his room so he could passionately make love to her and sodomize her. He had said he had used a condom but she knew better. At first the baby felt good, something of her own flesh. But as she carried the demon, she felt despondent, evil and cold. She recounted the events of the night of his birth to him. "So that's why I think you're maybe going through some kind of evil or goth phase I think." she said. It was then that Justin realized who he was, why he had these fantasies of killing young children and why black metal had sounded so much better than it use to. This was the final step he needed. He had drank the virgin's blood earlier at the concert and was upset when he didn't feel the effects. But now that he had learned of his past, it all clicked and at once the sky fell black. The windows in the house shattered, food turned rotten, flowers died, and the clocks stopped. Justin's voice boomed, "it is time for me to rid this earth of scum."

Justin's mother watched, terrified, as he extended his now shriveled hand towards her and grabbed her. At once, he ripped off her head and let her blood spill down his face. Then he laughed, and as the laughter echoed, children began to cry, people vomited, babies died and seniors committed suicide. Meanwhile, Neeshee was several states away marching towards Justin' s location. He shivered involuntarily for some reason, as their march continued. He knew he the conversion had completed and that he had to fight Justin tonight, or else he could never stop him. 19 bowls later, Neeshee and followers arrived at Lancaster. The scene wasn't pretty. Dead babies lay everywhere, stores were burning, people hung crucified on walls and all the flowers were dead. Then they saw Justin hovering in the air spewing poisonous vomit towards children.

It was then that Neeshee called to Justin. "ROFL JUSTIN YOU SUCK." "Justin reared his head and roared. A warbled soundtrack of Goatvomit 666 seemed to be emanating from the ground. "Who goes there?" shoated Justin, as he brushed his emo hair cut from one eye to the other. Neeshee remained silent, his soul piercing gaze fixed on Justin. He spoke calmly, "Your evil ways have come to an end." Suddenly, Neeshee's army of Bonnaroo junkies pulled out their spray bottles filled with the most potent and pure LSD in the Universe and began to spray Justin relentlessly. He was beginning to melt in it's positivity, light, and divinity. It was too much for him. Neeshee simply stood there watching his army in action, secretly swallowing ten more hits as Justin continued to melt. Justin shrieked as Neeshee put his brown finger upon his evil skull, it immediately cracked open and grim vibes dispersed throughout the battlefield, sending many of the soldiers who had dosed recently, into a full blown psychotic episode. However, little did Neeshee know, that Justin had summoned the devil and split his soul seven ways, storing it in seven different obscure cr00sh vinyl records.

To Be Continued...

Inspired By Converge's [I]Jane Doe[/I], John Mayer's [I]Continuum[/I], Umphrey's McGee and LSD

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15725157]any [I]I hate myself[/I] fans?[/QUOTE]

I LOVE them.

NOT TO SHAKE

WHAT THEY SAY

I CANNOT SEE

BUT IT TOUCHES ME



gahhhh christmas

Matt: Will you watch the final season of The Wire next month?

y/n

I can't afford this but maybe someone else wants it.

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/NAVIO-FORGE-as-we-quietly-burn-a-hole-into-LP-rare-emo_W0QQitemZ290194295201QQihZ019QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

i wish i had a record player

$5.00? Holy s'hit.

[QUOTE=cobert;15746175]Matt: Will you watch the final season of The Wire next month?

y/n[/QUOTE]

yes.

Watch that LP rocket in price.

[QUOTE=br3ad_man;15750229]I can't afford this but maybe someone else wants it.

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/NAVIO-FORGE-as-we-quietly-burn-a-hole-into-LP-rare-emo_W0QQitemZ290194295201QQihZ019QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url][/QUOTE]

That will be at least $30 by auction's end.

I'm surprised no bids are on it already.

I saw Orchid's Gatefold yesterday at the record store near me, anyone interested?

[QUOTE=whiteminority;15753617]That will be at least $30 by auction's end.[/QUOTE]

I got it for 17.

Life is hard, my mom tried to make me get a haircut so it wouldn't cover my eye but I was like NO! And I stomped to my room and wrote in my diary about it, it was depressing.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15756391]Life is hard, my mom tried to make me get a haircut so it wouldn't cover my eye but I was like NO! And I stomped to my room and wrote in my diary about it, it was depressing.[/QUOTE]

Shut the fu[size=2]c[/size]k up.

[QUOTE=Gonads;15756391]Life is hard, my mom tried to make me get a haircut so it wouldn't cover my eye but I was like NO! And I stomped to my room and wrote in my diary about it, it was depressing.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha dude that was so funny and original!

You suck at the internet.

[QUOTE=IgniteYourAvail;15756496]Hahaha dude that was so funny and original!

You suck at the internet.[/QUOTE]

Why are you making fun of me!!:(:(
*Writes in diary and cuts self with razor blade*

Colossal fail.

No no dude it's funny he comes to a thread about Emo music and makes it about the personality! I think he's a swell dude!

...let's make fun of him anyway?

rofl

[QUOTE=cbmartinez;15755804]I saw Orchid's Gatefold yesterday at the record store near me, anyone interested?[/QUOTE]

That **** is in print.

And it rules.

i won't be watching it on tv, i don't get hbo anymore.

but i will watch it when it comes out on dvd in like a f'uckin year :(

series is awesome.

speaking of awesome series, i watched the bourne series yesterday. holy s'hit

ps on navio forge lp. i got it for 30ppd with three other lps as well.

[QUOTE=Matt?;15758839]i won't be watching it on tv, i don't get hbo anymore.

but i will watch it when it comes out on dvd in like a f'uckin year :(

series is awesome.

speaking of awesome series, i watched the bourne series yesterday. holy s'hit[/QUOTE]

I would love to have that and The Sopranos on DVD but they cost an arm and a leg.